Count the clichés: Preston fan article

[mattbianco1]

Who are all these wannabe journos that have no idea that we are no longer managed by or play the style of football that Blackwell and Bassett played?

 

[Tezza1889]

we don’t owe any explanation to somebody cutting and pasting old rhetoric and claiming it as his own..

Glad dumbo’s like him are still journalists, keeps us under the radar a little longer..

 

[Greenwich Blade]

He thinks he's a good writer. He's not. He's wank.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Horrible, physical football?

Nope. Not us.

I can almost kind of see why he might think that though.

This is an actual photo of Jack O'Connell and John Egan stood side by side.

 

[Chief_Froley]

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

D- Must do better.

D is for Dangerous.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Although I would never move back to live in Sheffield, there's not a chance in hell I would ever even contemplate living in D'Preston!!!!
(and I know some people who live there and that's one of the reasons!)

 

[The Crab]

The very last trip me and Ms Crab made to Blackpool, we decided to nip into Preston on the way as we'd seen an Antiques place on telly that looked pretty good. Honestly, one of the most God forsaken places I've ever driven through.

 

[gordoncharles]

He thinks he's a good writer. He's not. He's wank.

He writes.

In those short staccato sentences.

That are very fashionable.

Especially in tabloids.

And there's a new paragraph after every line.

Even when one isn't needed.

See. Anyone can do it.

 

[BushBlade]

He writes.

In those short staccato sentences.

That are very fashionable.

Especially in tabloids.

And there's a new paragraph after every line.

Even when one isn't needed.

See. Anyone can do it.

They were fashionable about 25 years ago. When James Elroy used them.
To create a sense of urgency.
In his darkly violent novels.
Now they’re just.
Another literary cliche.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Danny04 has done a good peice in the Star about the tosspot.