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Went to Anfield in the 90s, remember coming out and walking down a long gennel to Stanley park, mate said to me this is where they stab you so watch thesen, in the end we only had to worry about the burger van food we had, that was more a threat to life than the knives..
 



Large Mendonca said:
That cheating bastard conned at least 2 pens out of us that season :mad:
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No mate. You misunderstand. There was 'intent' to foul. No contact. Gerrard simply went over because he thought Morgan would foul him. But he didn't. So … PENALTY REF!

It's in Law 6a. 1.1 (I)

"If a well known, and well regarded (by the media, at least) Premiership midfielder is moving into a goalscoring position but loses contact with the ball, it is a penalty if:

A. The ball is in the penalty area
B. The opposition is surprisingly 1-0 up and looks set to embarrass the team on the attack
C. That lead would mean the difference between Premiership survival or twelve years in the footballing wilderness
D. The midfielder says 'PENALTY!' at me and I like him
E. The tackler is an unfashionable bruiser and puts in a tackle, withdraws his tackle and there is zero contact with said midfielder, but y'know … I've seen 'em given
F. I said so, right?"

pommpey
 
Does the Liverpool Echo still have a waterproof coating on a Sat so you can make a funnel and piss in it at half time without moving?

Oh no, that was before we all had seats, so we could get back to where we were after going for a piss.

Magic Days in the 70’s!
 
Numpty's Dusty Ruts. said:
Why? They would never have a soft spot for us, or anyone else. Self-centred, over sentimental, entitled twats. And that's before I start on the football club!
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Agreed. They really are a bunch of self entitled twats. They have little concept of football in general unless it involves the other 5 teams in the so called top6.
Everton fans are a little more knowledgable about football teams out of the top 6 and have followed the ups and downs of our 2 years in the championship!!.
A couple of Everton fans are looking forward to coming back to BDTBL this season. I’ve been promised a ticket for goodison Park if I can’t get an away ticket?. UTB ⚔️⚔️
 
Last time I went to Liverpool clocks hadn't been invented around there or so I thought, the number off scrubbers asking the time amazed me. I later learned it was to see if you were an away fan and to see if you had anything on you worth robbing you for.
 
Liverpool blade said:
Agreed. They really are a bunch of self entitled twats. They have little concept of football in general unless it involves the other 5 teams in the so called top6.
Everton fans are a little more knowledgable about football teams out of the top 6 and have followed the ups and downs of our 2 years in the championship!!.
A couple of Everton fans are looking forward to coming back to BDTBL this season. I’ve been promised a ticket for goodison Park if I can’t get an away ticket?. UTB ⚔️⚔️
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“Mind yer car lad, give yer a tichket fer goodison lad” ;)
 
Cheers mi owd. See you next year, and year after, and year after..............
 



itsinyerblood said:
So let's make sure we understand Brian, you have no affection at all for anyone from Liverpool?
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I'm not all that keen to be honest mate.

Don't mind the Beatles, as long as they're singing and not talking. That's it. If I'm on an interview panel and one of the candidates has that accent, they might as well just go home.
 
Brian Blessed said:
I'm not all that keen to be honest mate.

Don't mind the Beatles, as long as they're singing and not talking. That's it. If I'm on an interview panel and one of the candidates has that accent, they might as well just go home.
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Obviously you're entitled to how you feel mate, but it does seem irrational to say the least. So I guess you won't be visiting Anfield or Goodison Park?
 
metalblade said:
Last time I went to Liverpool clocks hadn't been invented around there or so I thought, the number off scrubbers asking the time amazed me. I later learned it was to see if you were an away fan and to see if you had anything on you worth robbing you for.
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That sounds like an urban myth if ever I heard one.
 
Brian Blessed said:
I'm not all that keen to be honest mate.

Don't mind the Beatles, as long as they're singing and not talking. That's it. If I'm on an interview panel and one of the candidates has that accent, they might as well just go home.
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Thank phook Chris Wilder didn't have the same attitude toward our very own Magic Hat and Duffs.:rolleyes:"Scouse wankers,fuck off home. You can't play here with accents like that".:D
Some of our fans have astonishingly small minds.Count yourself in amongst that lot Brian.Shameful La:confused:
 
I don’t like the way Man City are in effect buying trophies but I really hope they win the title today.

Liverpool fans and ex-players are so full of themselves. They have been for as long as I can remember and are impossible to like.
 
Brian Blessed said:
Fucking hate scousers, plastic scousers, scouser loving media, and famous people who moved away from the place as soon as they could but still bang on about how wonderful Liverpool is.
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Liverpool, at least Liverpool City Centre is one of this Country's most beautiful city centres
One of the few cities outside London that didn't go on a total Victorian, Georgian and Edwardian demolition spree
 
Brian Blessed said:
Fucking hate scousers, plastic scousers, scouser loving media, and famous people who moved away from the place as soon as they could but still bang on about how wonderful Liverpool is.
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So you'd be quite OK with O'Connell and Duffy fucking off then would you? Just as a matter of interest have you mastered whistling and farting at the same time?
 



Deano said:
I don’t like the way Man City are in effect buying trophies but I really hope they win the title today.

Liverpool fans and ex-players are so full of themselves. They have been for as long as I can remember and are impossible to like.
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I said this to someone else, but all the top teams spend stupid money, Liverpool have bought second you could argue having spent £140m on 2 players, in the last 2 seasons Man City have sold £130m worth of players, it's less than they've spent but it's not like they only spend.

They also have some key players who have been there ages, like Aguero, Kompany, Silva and yoofs like Foden and Zinchenko who cost under £2m and plays every week.
 
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