Combining 2 threads - that Norwood tune and our new home kit.

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

The popularity of that Norwood chant got me thinking about combining two thread topics; that Ollie Norwood tune and our new home kit.

Our new kit int reyt good,
It's a fucking reyt dud,
Meks me wanna draw blood,
Woah.

Our new kit int reyt good,
It's a fucking reyt dud,
Meks me wanna draw blood,
Woah.

We look daft in the red, white and green,
Our home kit is the worst that I've seen.

It looks shit with no stripes on the back,
We should give Adi Dassler the sack.

Our new kit int reyt good...

 

[georgebernardshaw]

The popularity of that Norwood chant got me thinking about combining two thread topics; that Ollie Norwood tune and our new home kit.

Our new kit int reyt good,
It's a fucking reyt dud,
Meks me wanna draw blood,
Woah.

Our new kit int reyt good,
It's a fucking reyt dud,
Meks me wanna draw blood,
Woah.

We look daft in the red, white and green,
Our home kit is the worst that I've seen.

It looks shit with no stripes on the back,
We should give Adi Dassler the sack.

Our new kit int reyt good...

Well Baldrick, it started off pretty badly, got much worse in the middle, and the ending was absolute fucking shite, but on the whole not a bad effort

With apologies to Capt. Edmund Blackadder

Wibble

 

[SwissBlade]

We could combine Baby Shark with the shit kit song

 

[SteveBlade]

 

[BigBed]

We could combine Baby Shark with the shit kit song

Don't, I hear this fucking thing hourly!!!!

 

[gavtheblade]

No.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Well Baldrick, it started off pretty badly, got much worse in the middle, and the ending was absolute fucking shite, but on the whole not a bad effort

With apologies to Capt. Edmund Blackadder

Wibble

I don't know what you mean, it's practically a lyrical masterpiece.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Eating sugar?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Don't, I hear this fucking thing hourly!!!!

Hear what?

Just to stick it in your head again...

 

[Rodley]

I don't know what you mean, it's practically a lyrical masterpiece.

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I thought Esablade had been banned?!

 

[LondonBlade89]

Genuinely think we should do this for Billy.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

The popularity of that Norwood chant got me thinking about combining two thread topics; that Ollie Norwood tune and our new home kit.

Our new kit int reyt good,
It's a fucking reyt dud,
Meks me wanna draw blood,
Woah.

Our new kit int reyt good,
It's a fucking reyt dud,
Meks me wanna draw blood,
Woah.

We look daft in the red, white and green,
Our home kit is the worst that I've seen.

It looks shit with no stripes on the back,
We should give Adi Dassler the sack.

Our new kit int reyt good...

Just don’t post it on them Facebook groups. You’ll get called a cottager, told to dangle from a rope and all sorts of other juvenile shit.

 

[Bladepicker]

The popularity of that Norwood chant got me thinking about combining two thread topics; that Ollie Norwood tune and our new home kit.

Our new kit int reyt good,
It's a fucking reyt dud,
Meks me wanna draw blood,
Woah.

Our new kit int reyt good,
It's a fucking reyt dud,
Meks me wanna draw blood,
Woah.

We look daft in the red, white and green,
Our home kit is the worst that I've seen.

It looks shit with no stripes on the back,
We should give Adi Dassler the sack.

Our new kit int reyt good...

Not got the likes it deserves. That is great.

 

[S5Blade]

Billy Sharp, do do do do do do
Billy Sharp, do do do do do do
Billy Sharp, do do do do do do
Billy Sharp

Its John Fleck, Do do do do do
Its John Fleck, Do do do do do
Its John Fleck, Do do do do do
Its John Fleck

Magic Jack Do do do do do
Magic Jack Do do do do do
Magic Jack Do do do do do
Magic Jack

Chris Wilder Do do do do do
Chris Wilder Do do do do do
Chris Wilder Do do do do do
Chris Wilder

Were Going Up do do do do do
Going up do do do do do
Going up do do do do do
Going up do do do do do
Going up

 

[Bladepicker]

You’ll get called a cottager

That's a double insult. Either you're a filthy bastard that likes to suck off dirty old men in public toilets or you're a Fulham fan.

Not sure which is worse tbh.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Billy Sharp, do do do do do do
Billy Sharp, do do do do do do
Billy Sharp, do do do do do do
Billy Sharp

Its John Fleck, Do do do do do
Its John Fleck, Do do do do do
Its John Fleck, Do do do do do
Its John Fleck

Magic Jack Do do do do do
Magic Jack Do do do do do
Magic Jack Do do do do do
Magic Jack

Chris Wilder Do do do do do
Chris Wilder Do do do do do
Chris Wilder Do do do do do
Chris Wilder

Were Going Up do do do do do
Going up do do do do do
Going up do do do do do
Going up do do do do do
Going up

Alan Knill do do do do...
Leon Clarke...
George Baldock....
Simon Moore...

Could get a good 10 minutes of it

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Just don’t post it on them Facebook groups. You’ll get called a cottager, told to dangle from a rope and all sorts of other juvenile shit.

From first hand experience?! What on earth did you post??

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Alan Knill do do do do...
Leon Clarke...
George Baldock....
Simon Moore...

Could get a good 10 minutes of it

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Not got the likes it deserves. That is great.

Why thank you sir, you start it off on match day and I'll join in. That's all the likes I need!

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

From first hand experience?! What on earth did you post??

Not guilty. A mate did some slim shady/Chris Wilder mash up. Next thing people are telling him to find a rope to dangle from (I personally found that one disgusting, and I’m not easily offended). The whole lot went up after that (on a tangent mind)

Seems like some fans want the same old chants and any attempts at new material will be met with vulgar replies and threats. One guy will get his comeuppance anyway.

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Not guilty. A mate did some slim shady/Chris Wilder mash up. Next thing people are telling him to find a rope to dangle from (I personally found that one disgusting, and I’m not easily offended). The whole lot went up after that (on a tangent mind)

Seems like some fans want the same old chants and any attempts at new material will be met with vulgar replies and threats. One guy will get his comeuppance anyway.

Wow, now I know why half the kop are in a rush to get home ten minutes before the end of every home match. Their lives must be so exciting.