It isn't just Wilder leaving, is it ? It's who he's been replaced with. If they'd replaced him with someone half-decent, fair enough. But some fuckwit who just scraped survival on goal difference, and then got sacked, anyway? Fuck me. If coh didn't know what they doing, they shouldn't have bought us in the first place.
As for embarrassing, what's truly embarrassing is every single fucking football fan in Britain laughing their fucking heads off at us tonight. And you can't blame them. I'm furious with the owners for inflicting this shit on us when they're based in a different country, completely immune from the scorn and derision being poured on us from all angles. They've turned us into a laughing stock overnight. Fucking morons.
This is why overseas based posters are fine with it - they haven't got to face neighbours, colleagues, etc. laughing their fucking heads off at us left, right and centre. The pigs are in the worst state they've ever been in, and even they're laughing their stupid trotters off at us, and you can't blame em. Can't afford to pay wages, transfer embargo, EFL telling them to get their shit together, and, yet, magically they've gone from having a manager magnitudes worse than ours, to having one magnitudes better, in the space of a couple of hours. Tremendous.
I've even had Rotherham and fucking Doncaster fans laughing at us, and you can't even say anything back to em because they're right. What do I say, "Yes, I know we've just shot ourselves in the foot with the biggest fucking bazooka the world has ever seen, but our cretinous, arsehole owners know what they're doing, honest!"
Absolutely shocking. My 88 year old Dad won't go to his Community Centre tomorrow, and that's really shocked me. He's brilliant with football banter usually, really enjoys mixing it with fans of the other local teams, but he says this is the first time he can remember that he can't defend our actions - he doesn't want to go and agree with them when they start mocking us, because he'd never agree with anyone taking the piss out of us, but for the first time he can remember, he can't think what to say to defend us.
Brilliant. Ex-army, tough as proverbial old boots, still independent and looking after himself at his age, and reluctant to see his pals because he'll feel disloyal agreeing with everyone laughing at us, but he can't disagree with em either. Thanks coh. You might think this is all a big laugh, but my Dad's been watching United over 80 years, and this is what you've inflicted on him. It's not a big laugh to him.