99% of our corners don't beat the first defender so don't hold your breath mate.
I genuinely think they should come and fetch me from the kop when we get a corner.
As long as someone can carry me if it's at the Bramall Lane end , I guarantee you a whipped in cross that beats the first defender and dips and swerves out of the goalies reach to be smashed home by Mick Jones or John Tudor or Colin Addison.
Damn these fuckin painkillers have set me off again.
Anyway , while I'm at it , why don't we have someone at the near post to anticipate the inevitably crap corner and help it into the danger area with a nice back header. You never see that these days !