Clapping

[Tyler Durden]

The minutes applause, created fror those who can't keep their fucking traps shut for a minute.

I find it loathesome. Somebody's death is a moment for respectful silence, not clapping like a demented seal.

 

[The Crab]

I find it loathesome. Somebody's death is a moment for respectful silence, not clapping like a demented seal.

They'll be having it at the actual funeral next.

"And now, as we commit Arthur to God, I usually ask for a moment of silence and reflection of Arthur's life. But seeing as you all have the attention span of a fucking Goldfish, we will clap instead"

Anyone claps at my funeral and I'm going fucking full on Poltergeist on them.