Chris Porter

[Tynemouth Blade]

I've named my bin Chris Porter because ........

Fill in the blank

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Gets wheeled out once a fortnight ? Stands around for two weeks and empties out very quickly ?

 

[Small Mendonca]

It can't play football?

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Because Chris Porter threads are recycled a lot?

 

[Sensiblade]

because it was your top scorer last season?!?! :-/

 

[sheffielder]

If they are left out long enough you will get a penalty

 

[Esablade]

Because he takes all the rubbish from fans without complaining?

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

On the positive side;

Gets a lot of crap thrown at it but still does a job

 

[Kev Gee]

a football bounces off it alot?

 

[Trafford]

He's easy to push out of the way

 

[SwissBlade]

Because calling it Paddy Kenny would mean you'd need a much wider space to store your Chris porter

 

[Trafford]

Neither of them understand the offside rule

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

becasue he's wheelie good.

 

[Cyprus Blade]

I've named my bin Chris Porter because ........

Fill in the blank

...its too big to maneuvre, slow to move and is a load of rubbish.

 

[SwissBlade]

On hot days he really stinks

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

At least you can see the number nice and clearly on the plain background. Would have preferred the badge to be a bit smaller though

 

[Trafford]

They only get used to take away rubbish

 

[Sheff de party]

even though I keep telling everyone I'd get a new one, I decided to keep it for another year.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

It does a job once a fortnight and costs f*ck all

 

[SherburnBlade]

It's still preseason, we haven't signed anyone new for 2 weeks so I thought I'd give my dustbin a name. I've ordered it a new shirt without seeing it too. I'm replacing it with a Welsh bin in November. Controversial!

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

:chrisporter:

As expected, some bloody funny responses to this 'light hearted' thread

 

[Patrick Fletcher]

Garbage No.9 / Takes a lot of Crap

 

[alcoblade]

Rubbish, innit?

UTB

 

[wizadry]

Because its square just like his noggin.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

:chrisporter:

As expected, some bloody funny responses to this 'light hearted' thread

Yeah but who is the winner?






Me, me, me, me

 

[Trafford]

Because he used to get a weekly run out but now it's only once a month.....

 

[sitwell]

Much more useful than Suarez for the next 2 months.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Yeah but who is the winner?






Me, me, me, me

Everyone's a winner as the quality is so good.

Actually the 'answer' is: I've named my bin Chris Porter because ........ it's number 9!

I'll get mi coat'

 

[wizadry]

Everyone's a winner as the quality is so good.

Actually the 'answer' is: I've named my bin Chris Porter because ........ it's number 9!

I'll get mi coat'

I'll name my fucker after two fat fuckers then because i'm door number 88