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If Chris Basham scores for us in the Premier league this season what record will he set?
It’s a Premier league record not an all time record because as we all know football began in 1992
 



He’s going to go on one his trademark runs, beat four players and then smash it in the top bins from 30 yards for a last minute winner against Man City on Sunday.

In my dreams.
Nah, that's a bit too early. He wants to wait until the last match of the season v Spurs at home to do that to maximise his record. ;)
 



Just seen Bash on London Road with his Crocodile Shoes on.
 
If Chris Basham scores for us in the Premier league this season what record will he set?
It’s a Premier league record not an all time record because as we all know football began in 1992
Damn I though he'd released a single reading that headline😎
 
To be fair, if Bash scores against Citeh, it will rank up there, with the parting of the sea, Jesus turning water into wine, and Noahs Arc.
 
Made it a bit more realistic for you.
He’s going to go on one his trademark runs, trip over his own feet and end up flat on the ground. Defender attempts to clear the ball only to smash it into Bashs face while he's still laid on the ground and ball to fly into top corner for a last minute winner against Man City on Sunday.

Made it even more realistic
 
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To be fair, if Bash scores against Citeh, it will rank up there, with the parting of the sea, Jesus turning water into wine, and Noahs Arc.
You forgot the miracle that was Kean Bryan scoring a PL goal against Newton Heath.
 

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