Chris’ Health

[Edgar Allan Poo]

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My drink of choice.

I may have just licked the screen.

 

[Nick Jansky]

My drink of choice.

I may have just licked the screen.

Makes a change from windows.

 

[Jonboy60]

He looks a lot healthier for it. With the stress a football manager goes through you dont want to add extra pressure on your heart by being overweight so he's almost certainly took things into his own hands and decided to do something about it. Full marks to the man.

Talking of stress and weight Steve Evans should take a leaf out of his book !

Steve Evans should take a tree.

 

[Shawy24]

You can still get Bic disposables for less than a fiver

They’re shit. Weasel’s ripped my flesh bad.

 

[Silky Sabella]

He's been on a fitness regimen for a long time ,cycling etc

Yeah

 

[Slim Man]

Oh no says Slim Man on his 6th visit to Greggs today and changing his name on S2

What are you talking about you freak?

 

[FTPE]

The commentator said he runs to home games sometimes.
He's a lean mean fighting machine.

 

[biggiesablade]

£5 on a shave ??
Ive just gone fresh faced for the first time in 10 years takes some getting used to.

Bet you thought you had a stronger chin all that time

 

[The Crab]

Perhaps we should all stay calm and consult Dr Google?

Ah yes the great oracle that is google.

Type anything in, even a runny nose, and it will tell you it’s probably cancer…

 

[The Crab]

And then he'd look like he's been fighting with Freddie Krueger

Living proof that just because something has a brand name, doesn’t mean it’s any good

 

[Ron_Justice]

The commentator said he runs to home games sometimes.
He's a lean mean fighting machine.

Was going to mention I heard the same. Noticed he's looking leaner than when he came back last season. Just assumed it's a consequence of being back in the game and not just playing Golf and the occasional Pundit afternoon.

 

[sitwell]

Bet you thought you had a stronger chin all that time

I thought I had a couple less

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Moar

 

[Chimpan-A]

Weight loss at a certain age can result in a few saggy bits as skin loses its elasticity. I’m the same age as Chris, and it’s the reason (and the ONLY reason) I don’t want to lose the two stone extra I am carrying. I can’t have sagging jowls and a Turkey neck, it would ruin my beautiful appearance.

 

[Ron_Justice]

Moar

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That's a terrible example.

 

[BigBed]

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Apologies if this has been mentioned elsewhere. I am not a doctor or a health expert, but I couldn’t help but notice that Wilder seems to have lost quite a lot of weight on his face, possibly body too. I understand weight loss is a common thing around the world, but he seems to have lost a lot in the space of about a week or two. It also seems as if this is not a “healthy weight loss” but more of an unhealthy strategy of losing weight. What I am alluding to is possible lack of sleep? Lack of food? Consistent Drinking? (We know he is not shy from the old Peroni)

Whatever is it, I really hope he is okay and the evident weight loss is not due to the capitulation over the last couple of weeks. I know he gets stick from a number of fans and the football hasn’t been great on the eye this season - but you cannot disagree that he eats, breaths and sleeps United Some things are just sometimes more important than football and men out there are generally reserved and don’t speak out when they should (myself included).

Of course this may not be a cause of concern and he might have taken advantage of Pure Gyms new customers offer - but I thought it would be relevant to raise.

UTB

Running to and from work might be the disease he's suffering from?

 

[bladeinspaceandtime]

The addled, unshaven look suits someone who always looks like he should be sat in the Peace Gardens clutching a bottle of meths.

 

[Nick Jansky]

That's a terrible example.


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Better. But where’s the Hendos?

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Slagged for being fat, slagged for being thin…hope Chris can hit the sweet spot that would keep all Blades fans happy!

I think I am accidentally on mums net reading this thread

 

[Flumps]

I think I am accidentally on mums net reading this thread

I can only assume all of the beauty critics aren't any of the 25 stone lads in the crowd saying "ahhs he missed that? Kinell Hamer I could have scored from there"

I don't know if it is some form of injection but I'm noticing alot of celebs and\or basically people with plenty of cash and no 9-5 are all not just losing weight they look like they're wasting away. Alot of them seem to have surpasses weight loss and just look ill. I was watching that Traitors thing couple months ago with the missus and Winkleman looked like she used to be 20 stone and shed dropped down to about 12 overnight. This rapid weight loss amongst people can't be healthy surely.

 

[Cheeky Blade]

I think I am accidentally on mums net reading this thread

I’ll have to give that one a try.

 

[The Fox]

I’ll have to give that one a try.

I wouldn't, it's not what you think it is...

 

[Not_a_Cheat]

Slagged for being fat, slagged for being thin…hope Chris can hit the sweet spot that would keep all Blades fans happy!

Could make a song out of that for Britney

 

[Cheeky Blade]

Could make a song out of that for Britney

Fixed it.

Slagged for being fat, slagged for being thin…hope Britney hits the sweet spot and helps them Bladesmen win!

 

[Nick Jansky]

Fixed it.

Slagged for being fat, slagged for being thin…hope Britney hits the sweet spot and guides them Bladesmen in.

Fixed it even more