Choose your headline

[wardlowwanderer]

A) Swans Slewed (Slew 3 Swansea 0)

B) Blades sunk by Swans (Utd 0 Swansea 6)

Snowing like buggery in Manchester so I won't get across for the match, but I've got a feeling that we will win this (says the heart). Daft F**ker says the head.

For those of you there, make it loud because it'll be the smallest crowd of the season.

 

[shorehamview]

Blades Blunted, just for a fucking change.

 

[Zlatan]

'Blades decapitate Swans'

 

[wardlowwanderer]

'Blades decapitate Swans'

Nice one - just don't tell the Queen

 

[beightonblade]

SOD joins the Blades!

 

[Paulus]

SOD Off - Doncaster Free Press

 

[Blade58]

SOD witnesses Blades win over Swans!

Two birds with one stone

 

[broomhillblade]

SOD Off - Doncaster Free Press

Excellent stuff. That's as good as my favourite car number plate: P155 OFF

 

[JohnDenver]

"Man Found Frozen to Death in Bovril Queue"

That'll be me in a couple of hours...

 

[Worksop II]

Snowing like buggery in Manchester so I won't get across for the match

Pah ! Lightweight - Driven round to Winsford, Cheshire Via M62 at 6am now back in Worksop - dont blame the Snow

 

[SoccerCynic]

The Pen is mightier than the Blade
or
Blades pour scorn on the Cobs

You wont believe how long they took me to work out...was it worth it!

 

[MunXy]

"In SO'D we trust"
"So'D knows why i quit donny"
"Blades too sharp for swans"
"swans cut down by Blades"
and of course
"whos going to win strictly"

MunXy

 

[Oreyt]

Swan Beating Bastards

 

[SwissBlade]

"Ched H-Evans"

 

[axel smeets]

Good Evans

 

[Paulus]

The Pen is mightier than the Blade
or
Blades pour scorn on the Cobs

You wont believe how long they took me to work out...was it worth it!

Bravo - at least for the top one.

How about "Swans Mute after defeat at Blades."

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Or even "Mute Swans after defeat at Blades."

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Grecians stuff Owls

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Pigs swallow five from a pub team

 

[shorehamview]

Ched's Christmas Present.

Owls Well Stuffed.

 

[wardlowwanderer]

Swans and owls stuffed. Makes a change to turkey at this time of year.