Chong needs a song

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There's only one Tahith Chong, one Tahith Chong, there's only one Tahith Chong
©1973blade
 
Sometimes only AC/DC can help..

'Working double time on the midfield line
He's one of a kind, he's just mine, all mine
Wanted no applause, it's just another course
Made a Blade outa me, and come back for more

And you shook me all night Chong
Yeah, you shook me all night Chong'

Sounds less gay if you all join in.
 
He was playing down in Luton now he's on our wing.
We thought he was poo
He played at the world cup and now turned him self round, turned his sen to summat new.
Its 12 months later on and now we sing this song
Were selling loads of wigs
But dont forget its him who has made him self good and he can go back down too

Don’t you want Chong, baby?
Don’t you want Chong? Weee dont know
Don’t you want Chong, baby?
Don’t you want Chong? Weeee dont know

To the tune of dont you want me by human league
 
I found it incredibly frustrating at Derby away last game of the season people were singing (to the tune of Zombie)

“He’s in your head
Tahith Chong”

Which does not scan, whilst the far more obvious and scannable

“He’s in your head
Chongeh, Chongeh, Chong-eh-eh-eh”

was overlooked.

Whilst I’m on a rant we seem to be down to two “nah’s” on the end of the chip butty song now and “ooooh to be a Blades man” is now a long forgotten relic. People can’t seem to get to the end fast enough (also see ‘Can’t help falling in love and any occasional rendition of ‘Michael Brown, my lord’). I refuse to join in on any pointlessly abbreviated version.
 
Disappointed by the lack of Curacao usage by our lyricists... So here's my poor attempt to freed from desire.

"Chongeh's on fire,
He's our boy from Curacao!
Chongeh's on fire,
His hair makes the blades sing loud!"

Additionally, I think he has a decent season with us this year, there's a player somewhere in that Barnet!
 



His name is Tahith Chong
Despite it being curly, his hair is very long
He runs down the wing, sometimes with the ball
At other times he just looks soft, as he takes a fall
I often wish he was back at Luton
Or working at DFS, selling me a futon
Oh Chongy Chongy, score me a goal on Satdy

To the Dr Who theme tune...


 
I found it incredibly frustrating at Derby away last game of the season people were singing (to the tune of Zombie)

“He’s in your head
Tahith Chong”

Which does not scan, whilst the far more obvious and scannable

“He’s in your head
Chongeh, Chongeh, Chong-eh-eh-eh”

was overlooked.

Whilst I’m on a rant we seem to be down to two “nah’s” on the end of the chip butty song now and “ooooh to be a Blades man” is now a long forgotten relic. People can’t seem to get to the end fast enough (also see ‘Can’t help falling in love and any occasional rendition of ‘Michael Brown, my lord’). I refuse to join in on any pointlessly abbreviated version.
🎶What's in your hair
What's in your haaaaaaaair
Chongeh, Chongeh...🎶
 
Didn't Sun Jihai have a song about his dad owning a chippy and eating dogs? Can't we just change the words so it's Chong?
 
Didn't Sun Jihai have a song about his dad owning a chippy and eating dogs? Can't we just change the words so it's Chong?
Might get cancelled for singing that now, besides he's 3/4 black and named after Youri Djorkaeff so it wun't work as well!
 
Okay how about,
Chong needs a song,Chong needs a song,
Chong needs a Thong Chong needs a Bong ,
Chong needs a song🤔
It'll never catch on😁
That inspired this moment of genius… 🥴

‘I know a Chong that’ll get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
Get on your nerves

I know a Chong that’ll get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
Get on your nerves

And this is how it goes…

( repeat)

 

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