Chong needs a song

[DifferentClass]

Little lad singing Chong, Chong will tear you apart, again at Rovrum... just not on!

FFS, one of the Ivor Novello winners on here has to have a couple of ideas in them!

 

[Frank the tank]

Chong
Needs a song ?
I hope your not wrong
And I'm sure that hell get one in good time before long

 

[Pintor75]

Quickie off top of my head-

"Chong runs through
Controls it like a good un
Chong runs through
He doesn't look so wooden
Where's he been
We've never seen
This kind of player before
He's been such a bore
Etc ,etc

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Long,
Bong,
Wrong,
Song,
Tong,
Gong,
Thong
Pong,
****
Prong.
There you go songsmiths…Create

 

[Old Programme seller]

He’s got more hair than you Tahith Chong tahith chong

I know it’s been done before but old uns are best

 

[Chief_Froley]

Hello
I've waited here for you
Tahith Chong...

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Lemme see you score a goal, lemme see you score a goal, Tahith Chong Ch Chong Chong Chong - Thongue song

 

[bonobo]

Chong needs to play on the left wing.., wing, wing,wing ( to the tune of Sing by Travis)

 

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

Tahith Chong
Tahith Chong
Tahith Tahith Chong
He’s got big hair but we don’t care
Tahith Tahith Chong !

Or he’s got Whitney’s hair but we don’t care

As ever UTB !

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

You’re shit, and you know you are…
Oops, sorry, that was last seasons song.

 

[DifferentClass]

Lemme see you score a goal, lemme see you score a goal, Tahith Chong Ch Chong Chong Chong - Thongue song

Thongue?

 

[kevblade59]

Tahith Chong
Tahith Chong
Tahith Tahith Chong
He’s got big hair but we don’t care
Tahith Tahith Chong !

Or he’s got Whitney’s hair but we don’t care

As ever UTB !

Chong scores with his chicken legs again.
Tears us apart tune.

 

[Cheeky Blade]

Hair Bear Blades.

In the Bramall Lane Zoo, we're the certain Blades who

Stay at home every night, never quarrel or fight

Aw, we don't even bite!

So don't yell

CHONG! CHONG! Here come the Blades
CHONG! CHONG! Here come the Blades
CHONG! CHONG! Here come the Blades

Let's split!

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Lemme see you score a goal, lemme see you score a goal, Tahith Chong Ch Chong Chong Chong - Thongue song

I typed thong, but then I'd just had a bong...

 

[jt64]

Chong song? I'm sure Sisqo is still on retainer

 

[SB_90]

I thought chong had a song already. as I heard "your shit & you know you are, your shit & you know you are" for alot of last season

 

[Pintor75]

Quickie off top of my head-

"Chong runs through
Controls it like a good un
Chong runs through
He doesn't look so wooden
Where's he been
We've never seen
This kind of player before
He's been such a bore
Etc ,etc

To the tune of song sung blue, btw

 

[The Fox]

If anyone can add lyrics to the Pretenders song - " Dont get me Chong" that would help.

 

[Rodley]

I thought we’d already agreed on the cover to The Thong* Song by Nelly?

*also known as the Thongue Song by fifty shades of blade

 

[Geordie Blade]

Summer strategy sorted:

Chong needs a song,
Tanganga needs a banger.
Arblaster needs a plaster,
O’Hare needs some care.
Seriki needs a tweaky,
Peck needs a cheque.

 

[Chief_Froley]

Now do Chong Suey! by System Of A Down

 

[thehet]

Kick it hard, kick it high, kick it chong

 

[CrookesBlade]

The Chong and winding road.

All a-Chong the Watchtower

 

[Stretch]

Because I am a lazy bastard....

"We made you a song...
We made you a song!
Tahith Chong..
We made you a song!"

 

[DifferentClass]

I thought we’d already agreed on the cover to The Thong* Song by Nelly?

*also known as the Thongue Song by fifty shades of blade

Good idea but it's Sisqo, not Nelly!

 

[ComedyClub]

He used to be shite,
He’s still kinda shite, but a little alright
Walking in a Chongy wonderland.

 

[Rodley]

Good idea but it's Sisqo, not Nelly!

 

[Rodley]

Won’t you help to sing
These Chongs of freedom
‘Cause all I ever have
Redemption Chongs

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Chong, Chong, Chong, Tahith Chong, Chong, Chongy, Chongy (i'll get my coat...)

 

[Th!stledo]

A quickie to an old favourite chant:
Fun version:
He's fast, he's strong,
He wears a f#cking thong,
Tahit Chong! (clap-clap-clap)
Tahit Chong! (clap-clap-clap)

Child-friendly version:
He's fast, he's strong,
He'll skin you all day long,
Tahit Chong! (clap-clap-clap)
Tahit Chong! (clap-clap-clap)