Pinchy
Blade, not Bladey.
Not funny gentlemen.
A good friend of mine committed suicide by drinking a can of varnish.
It was a terrible end......but a lovely finish!
My mate the ice cream man was found dead one morning. It was horrible. His face was covered in raspberry sauce, he had loads of little hundreds and thousands in his hair and a flake stuck in each nostril.
He'd topped himself....
