Chant? (We fckin hate pigs)

[Berlin Blade]

Chant suggestion:

More more more by Andrea true connection.

Ooooh, we fuckin hate pigs
Oooooh, we fuckin hate pigs

(Darren) Moore Moore Moore,
we fuckin hate pigs
We fuckin hate pigs

(Darren) Moore Moore Moore,
we fuckin hate pigs
We fuckin hate pigs

But if you wanna know how I really feel
Just watch united
Just be a fuckin bladesman
MOORE MOORE MOORE
we fuckin hate pigs
We fuckinhate pigs

Believe me, I know that everyone that suggests a tune on here gets absolutely battered and I’m fully behind that but also:

A) I’m really drunk and am listening to the United fans singing mix on spotify

And

B) am actually thinking this has got legs, probably naively, but don’t write it off til you listen to the song

 

[Berlin Blade]

Fuck sake lads I’ve had a fucking beer again haven’t I?

I’m In Germany looking to learn German to do my coaching badges (10x cheaper over here) and do a data analytics course to become a serious data analyst/football man, so in super serious about the game but I’ve got drunk in a dirty Berlin bar and made them play the ‘Sheffield United songs’ Spotify playlist and I’ve been singing along to them; Mrs absolutely fuming, I’ve got caught up in the moment lads please don’t hold this awful post against me.

Cheers

 

[Berlin Blade]

If people don’t know what I’m on about.

I challenge you to be in a foreign capital pissed out your head on your own with this playlist in your ears and not be the bloke in the street singing on your own

OH WHEN THE BLADES
oh when the blades
OH WHEN THEM BLADES GO MARCHING IN

you can’t, so dont

 

[knowsnowt]

I'm often guilty of late night mentalists postings. So now my policy is, write it out then dress myself in our lasses lace underwear, prance about in the mirror, and run the vid of me doing so by at least three total strangers. Write it out again, have at least 3 wanks, then come back to it and dress in our lasses lace underwear after writing it out and having 3 wanks. Run it by at least 3 people wearing our lasses underwear then hit the post button if you think it's still not mentalist, whilst wearing our lasses lace underwear in front of at least 3 people posting it after writing it out at least 3 times in front of strangers another 3 times.
If you can check all the boxes have another dress in 3 mirrors lace lasses with 3 strange internets

 

[Berlin Blade]

I'm often guilty of late night mentalists postings. So now my policy is, write it out then dress myself in our lasses lace underwear, prance about in the mirror, and run the vid of me doing so by at least three total strangers. Write it out again, have at least 3 wanks, then come back to it and dress in our lasses lace underwear after writing it out and having 3 wanks. Run it by at least 3 people wearing our lasses underwear then hit the post button if you think it's still not mentalist, whilst wearing our lasses lace underwear in front of at least 3 people posting it after writing it out at least 3 times in front of strangers another 3 times.
If you can check all the boxes have another dress in 3 mirrors lace lasses with 3 strange internets

Literally did exactly that and still posted.

Potentially need my account monitoring.

I need accountability I think.

 

[knowsnowt]

That's to the tune of "freed from desire" btw.

 

[Berlin Blade]

That's to the tune of "freed from desire" btw.

It’s not!

Listen to the one I posted it fits

 

[knowsnowt]

Literally did exactly that and still posted.

Potentially need my account monitoring.

I need accountability I think.

Come. Come. Cucu cu come come.

 

[knowsnowt]

It’s not!

Listen to the one I posted it fits

Don't you fucking argue with me! I've strange Internet 3 times now and lace friends reposting mirror.
I've stuck up for you so far but now you're on your own! This is mental.

 

[knowsnowt]

And now you've woke our lass.
You can cunt right off.

 

[knowsnowt]

Put my heart and soul into this place and this is how I'm rewarded.
Im not having it. Grrrrrrrrrr.

 

[knowsnowt]

GRRRRRRRRRR!

 

[knowsnowt]

I'm right on the edge now.

 

[Rodley]

For the early risers there’s nothing better than seeing Bladesmen loving their gravy and indulging in an overnight anarchic diatribe. 10/10 thread this.

 

[BigBed]

Can I pass!?

 

[Jolly Buffer]

Pissed posting.

Alcohol and Social Media Don't Mix - Own Your Limits

Be cautious when it comes to posting on social media while you're drinking. Own Your Limits: maintain the respect of your loved ones and leaders.

www.ownyourlimits.org

 

[Cheesebored]

If people don’t know what I’m on about.

I challenge you to be in a foreign capital pissed out your head on your own with this playlist in your ears and not be the bloke in the street singing on your own

OH WHEN THE BLADES
oh when the blades
OH WHEN THEM BLADES GO MARCHING IN

you can’t, so dont

If you're so pissed how come there's no spelling mistakes? Whiff of attention seeking here.

 

[Jolly Buffer]

1

 

[Bearlie]

I spent 2 years visiting the drinking establishments of Berlin:, its a great city

 

[Blade.com]

I'm often guilty of late night mentalists postings. So now my policy is, write it out then dress myself in our lasses lace underwear, prance about in the mirror, and run the vid of me doing so by at least three total strangers. Write it out again, have at least 3 wanks, then come back to it and dress in our lasses lace underwear after writing it out and having 3 wanks. Run it by at least 3 people wearing our lasses underwear then hit the post button if you think it's still not mentalist, whilst wearing our lasses lace underwear in front of at least 3 people posting it after writing it out at least 3 times in front of strangers another 3 times.
If you can check all the boxes have another dress in 3 mirrors lace lasses with 3 strange internets

Your lasses lace underwear will be a set of bay window net curtains then. Thats from your description of her a few weeks ago.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I'm often guilty of late night mentalists postings. So now my policy is, write it out then dress myself in our lasses lace underwear, prance about in the mirror, and run the vid of me doing so by at least three total strangers. Write it out again, have at least 3 wanks, then come back to it and dress in our lasses lace underwear after writing it out and having 3 wanks. Run it by at least 3 people wearing our lasses underwear then hit the post button if you think it's still not mentalist, whilst wearing our lasses lace underwear in front of at least 3 people posting it after writing it out at least 3 times in front of strangers another 3 times.
If you can check all the boxes have another dress in 3 mirrors lace lasses with 3 strange internets

You have way to much time on your hands!

 

[Berlin Blade]

I’m absolutely devastated I created this thread. Apologies to all.

 

[Inter_blade83]

Chant suggestion:

More more more by Andrea true connection.

Ooooh, we fuckin hate pigs
Oooooh, we fuckin hate pigs

(Darren) Moore Moore Moore,
we fuckin hate pigs
We fuckin hate pigs

(Darren) Moore Moore Moore,
we fuckin hate pigs
We fuckin hate pigs

But if you wanna know how I really feel
Just watch united
Just be a fuckin bladesman
MOORE MOORE MOORE
we fuckin hate pigs
We fuckinhate pigs

Believe me, I know that everyone that suggests a tune on here gets absolutely battered and I’m fully behind that but also:

A) I’m really drunk and am listening to the United fans singing mix on spotify

And

B) am actually thinking this has got legs, probably naively, but don’t write it off til you listen to the song

Dunno.

One of my greatest shags was off a pig fan. She was a reight goer.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Dunno.

One of my greatest shags was off a pig fan. She was a reight goer.

Fat then. Bloody try hards.

 

[Inter_blade83]

Fat then. Bloody try hards.

Nah, big boobies though.

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Dunno.

One of my greatest shags was off a pig fan. She was a reight goer.

Careful now.. David Cameron got pelters for doing the same

 

[Rodley]

What was the lad called who posted his face looking through a bog roll? FatPaul ?

 

[knowsnowt]

I’m absolutely devastated I created this thread. Apologies to all.

I rather enjoyed it.

 

[knowsnowt]

You have way to much time on your hands!

Quite the opposite actually.
Days should be longer so I can create more of my awesome posts.

 

[FatPaul]

What was the lad called who posted his face looking through a bog roll? FatPaul ?

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