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Ha ha ha ha! I told you we'd be seeing you degenerates soon.

Hows your last couple of seasons been? :D
The first season was excellent, we got to play Spurs, Blackburn then Man City in the FA cup after dispatching some jumped up tossers from another country.

Then we got promoted to something called the Premier League, look it up in case you don’t know about it.

Unfortunately our owner is a bit thick and signed some players who should really be playing at Wrexham’s level so we didn’t do very well but the £100m we got for being really wank cushioned the blow.
 

You're all in a bad mood because your season in the Premiership was a DISASTER! And England in the Euros are equally underwhelming.
If we had drawn you at home in this cup you would've been beat. No questions asked.

And all of you still going on about Billy Big Mouth.......that snake kept dropping subtle hints in the press that he would have signed for Wrexham.
The fans and Parky wouldn't have him at the club. He wouldn't be accepted flipping burgers at the Turf pub burger van.
 
A fan of a team in a division below us, taking the piss out of our performance in a division 3 tiers higher than theirs last year. At the same time taking the piss out of a countries performance in a tournament their country couldn't even qualify for. A tournament even Scotland qualified for.
Let the plucky Welshman have his fun
 
A fan of a team in a division below us, taking the piss out of our performance in a division 3 tiers higher than theirs last year. At the same time taking the piss out of a countries performance in a tournament their country couldn't even qualify for. A tournament even Scotland qualified for.

I believe you’ve been “rattled” boyo ;)
 
You're all in a bad mood because your season in the Premiership was a DISASTER! And England in the Euros are equally underwhelming.
If we had drawn you at home in this cup you would've been beat. No questions asked.

And all of you still going on about Billy Big Mouth.......that snake kept dropping subtle hints in the press that he would have signed for Wrexham.
The fans and Parky wouldn't have him at the club. He wouldn't be accepted flipping burgers at the Turf pub burger van.
Maybe everyone's favourite football bellend Bellamy might be able to get you a win against a tiny island of barbary apes
 
The first season was excellent, we got to play Spurs, Blackburn then Man City in the FA cup after dispatching some jumped up tossers from another country.

Then we got promoted to something called the Premier League, look it up in case you don’t know about it.

Unfortunately our owner is a bit thick and signed some players who should really be playing at Wrexham’s level so we didn’t do very well but the £100m we got for being really wank cushioned the blow.
Leave him alone poor lad. They don't know whether they are coming or going in Wrexham. We hate them because they are Welsh and the proper Welsh teams hate them because they are closet scousers.
 
You're all in a bad mood because your season in the Premiership was a DISASTER! And England in the Euros are equally underwhelming.
If we had drawn you at home in this cup you would've been beat. No questions asked.

And all of you still going on about Billy Big Mouth.......that snake kept dropping subtle hints in the press that he would have signed for Wrexham.
The fans and Parky wouldn't have him at the club. He wouldn't be accepted flipping burgers at the Turf pub burger van.
The euros your boyos didn’t get to? That euros?

Good to see Billy is still living rent free in your heads though. As for our last couple of years, one great and one shite, but still light years ahead of you and your B list owners, and their b list pals. And as shite as our last year was it wouldn’t have compelled me to come shithousing on someone else’s board but hey ho
 
The fans and Parky wouldn't have him at the club. He wouldn't be accepted flipping burgers at the Turf pub burger van.
The fact that you revere the Parkosaurus tells me all I need to know about you. That dinosaur needs to be eliminated.

Can’t wait for the long ball. Someone sound the air raid sirens, here come the Hoofwaffe.
 
You're all in a bad mood because your season in the Premiership was a DISASTER! And England in the Euros are equally underwhelming.
If we had drawn you at home in this cup you would've been beat. No questions asked.

And all of you still going on about Billy Big Mouth.......that snake kept dropping subtle hints in the press that he would have signed for Wrexham.
The fans and Parky wouldn't have him at the club. He wouldn't be accepted flipping burgers at the Turf pub burger van.
Glad you’re excited about another trip to Bramall Lane. It’s a great away day so I’m told by fans of other clubs. Big step up from where you are used to watching your side I’d imagine.

Good luck to Wales in the World Cup qualifying. Must feel like the ghosts at the feast watching on while England and Scotland are part of the action. What might have been.

Also Turf Tavern has been closed for years pal so no burger vans there.
 

You're all in a bad mood because your season in the Premiership was a DISASTER! And England in the Euros are equally underwhelming.
If we had drawn you at home in this cup you would've been beat. No questions asked.

And all of you still going on about Billy Big Mouth.......that snake kept dropping subtle hints in the press that he would have signed for Wrexham.
The fans and Parky wouldn't have him at the club. He wouldn't be accepted flipping burgers at the Turf pub burger van.
How are wales getting on in the euros? Oh.. that’s awkward. No questions asked? I forgot that happened last time.. loool.

“Kept dropping” - he mentioned it once. Though.. he thinks your gaffers a monumental prick, which I’d generally agree with. Flipping burgers? Be a nice retirement for the all time leading goal scorer in EFL history.. haven’t you got a sheep to go fuck you absolute cockwomble?
 
You're all in a bad mood because your season in the Premiership was a DISASTER! And England in the Euros are equally underwhelming.
If we had drawn you at home in this cup you would've been beat. No questions asked.

And all of you still going on about Billy Big Mouth.......that snake kept dropping subtle hints in the press that he would have signed for Wrexham.
The fans and Parky wouldn't have him at the club. He wouldn't be accepted flipping burgers at the Turf pub burger van.
How was your last premier league season? Surely you've had one, being the biggest most important club in the countr....sorry, the UK?

You'd have collectively spunked yourselves in excitement if you'd signed a player of the calibre of Billy Sharp. Even at 38 he's far better than most you've got, and has had a career that your motley collection of money-grabbing journeymen can only dream of.

Honestly...? You'll probably beat us in the League Cup. We'll put out half a team (admittedly that's probably all we'll have at that point) and your players and fans will treat it like a cup final. If you do, fair fucks. We don't really give a shit about the competition as a whole unless we get a decent run to the later rounds (that's not belittling it or "making excuses" by the way, it's just the way that most decent-sized clubs feel about the League Cup these days, sadly).

I'd hoped that a lot of the hyped-up "ill-feeling" between the 2 clubs would have vanished, since Sharp has departed from us, and you've finally got shut of that gobby clogger Tozer, but your posts on this thread make it seem to not be so.

Stop trying to invent a rivalry mate. Come to sheffield, enjoy a pint or 2 in one of the many really nice pubs near our ground (will be an education if the only place you've ever been is that shithole from your Disney show), and enjoy the match.
 
How was your last premier league season? Surely you've had one, being the biggest most important club in the countr....sorry, the UK?

You'd have collectively spunked yourselves in excitement if you'd signed a player of the calibre of Billy Sharp. Even at 38 he's far better than most you've got, and has had a career that your motley collection of money-grabbing journeymen can only dream of.

Honestly...? You'll probably beat us in the League Cup. We'll put out half a team (admittedly that's probably all we'll have at that point) and your players and fans will treat it like a cup final. If you do, fair fucks. We don't really give a shit about the competition as a whole unless we get a decent run to the later rounds (that's not belittling it or "making excuses" by the way, it's just the way that most decent-sized clubs feel about the League Cup these days, sadly).

I'd hoped that a lot of the hyped-up "ill-feeling" between the 2 clubs would have vanished, since Sharp has departed from us, and you've finally got shut of that gobby clogger Tozer, but your posts on this thread make it seem to not be so.

Stop trying to invent a rivalry mate. Come to sheffield, enjoy a pint or 2 in one of the many really nice pubs near our ground (will be an education if the only place you've ever been is that shithole from your Disney show), and enjoy the match.
See what happens when Disney and the b listers get bored with them. They’ll be back to playing in front of a couple of thousand and having Fred’s Carpets on their shirts or whoever the local business is
 
Wrexhams traditional rivals have always been Chester City but they invented a new with Stockport.
Stockport hate Wrexham and so do Mansfield as Wrexham invent rivalry .
If Wrexham think sheffield united are a rival they have serious issues ))) the blades will be back playing the pigs and leeds next season I think there's alot more history and rivalry than a tin pot Disney club
 
See what happens when Disney and the b listers get bored with them. They’ll be back to playing in front of a couple of thousand and having Fred’s Carpets on their shirts or whoever the local business is
Was Mike from Mike’s Carpets (Google it if under 35) a Blade or did I dream that?
 
Oh great, I was worried we were gonna be short on humiliation next season. Now we get to lose a grudge match and it be plastered all over Disney+. We'll still have Grbic in net at that point and no transfers in with the way this summer's going.

A grudge match needs to work both ways. Who here actually gives a shit about them?
 
Fucksake.

Not this again.
Yeah, annoyingly I feel like we have to try now, or it'll be three episodes of the documentary for a shock revenge giant killing.

Alternatively play a very obviously youth team and advise home fans not to bother coming (or perhaps quid a kid/quid for anyone).
 

A grudge match needs to work both ways. Who here actually gives a shit about them?
That's it, I personally don't. Disney chose the wrong sport with what they are trying to do. In principle it sounds like a great idea like the cliché "romance of the cup" type of thing, reality series tv but in the real world fans are only bothered about their own side,
 

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