How was your last premier league season? Surely you've had one, being the biggest most important club in the countr....sorry, the UK?
You'd have collectively spunked yourselves in excitement if you'd signed a player of the calibre of Billy Sharp. Even at 38 he's far better than most you've got, and has had a career that your motley collection of money-grabbing journeymen can only dream of.
Honestly...? You'll probably beat us in the League Cup. We'll put out half a team (admittedly that's probably all we'll have at that point) and your players and fans will treat it like a cup final. If you do, fair fucks. We don't really give a shit about the competition as a whole unless we get a decent run to the later rounds (that's not belittling it or "making excuses" by the way, it's just the way that most decent-sized clubs feel about the League Cup these days, sadly).
I'd hoped that a lot of the hyped-up "ill-feeling" between the 2 clubs would have vanished, since Sharp has departed from us, and you've finally got shut of that gobby clogger Tozer, but your posts on this thread make it seem to not be so.
Stop trying to invent a rivalry mate. Come to sheffield, enjoy a pint or 2 in one of the many really nice pubs near our ground (will be an education if the only place you've ever been is that shithole from your Disney show), and enjoy the match.