Car Transporter

[norfolkblade]

How come this post has gone from a Car Transporter to having sex with Nicole Scherzinger within 25 threads!!!

No idea but the two are relatable i.e. you'd need something the size of a car transporter to carry your ego if you put one through her

 

[diplomat]

For what it’s worth I’d give Nicole the worst two minutes of her life regardless of any Wendy memorabilia or tattoos.

But I’d find it hard to like her properly and we may never fall in love.

 

[pommpey]

No idea but the two are relatable i.e. you'd need something the size of a car transporter to carry your ego if you put one through her

I'd have a t-shirt made with a Blades badge on the front and her pic on the back with, 'Yes. I fucked her' on it. And I'd wear it. Every day. And in bed.

And I wouldn't wash the old harahm for like, ever.

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

For what it’s worth I’d give Nicole the worst two minutes of her life regardless of any Wendy memorabilia or tattoos.

But I’d find it hard to like her properly and we may never fall in love.

It'd be a struggle. She'd have to live with me singing GCB during the act of conjugal beastliness as well. And after the act - thirty or forty seconds later - me running about and jumping on the spot singing:

"Wiluvyernited
Wi do
Yer-ni-ted, we love you!"

And clapping during the last line.

"Yer-ni-ted!
(clap-clap-clap)
Yer-ni-ted!
(clap-clap-clap)"

"Mek us a cup o'tea, Nic, eh? Off you go."

pommpey

 

[I should coco]

"Mek us a cup o'tea, Nic, eh? Off you go."

Have a like for your irrepressible optimism.

I'm sure she'd look back at you with those dreamy eyes and tell you it was the best she'd ever had.........

....probably.....

 

[pommpey]

Have a like for your irrepressible optimism.

I'm sure she'd look back at you with those dreamy eyes and tell you it was the best she'd ever had.........

....probably.....

She'd fucking better.

Or she'd get dutch ovenned

pommpey

 

[I should coco]

Or she'd get dutch ovenned

No.

Nope, definitely not.

Not even going to ask.

Is it like keel hauling or something?

 

[Jon Bon II]

I saw a car at Harlech beach last week with a blades sticker on and I wanted to leave a note with ‘na, na, na, na he’s a blade and and he’s a blade’ under the wiper for them to find but our lass initially looked at me as if I was weird. Later on though she said ‘you’d love that if someone did that to you, wouldn’t you? You should do it’. Alas I had no paper.

Then you should have scratched it onto his bonnet with a coin. It would have made his day when he came back and saw it.

 

[Kentblade]

Yes the Blades coach comes from down south I have seen it coming up the A1 before away games a few times . Our old team coach went on to take Barnsley and Chessie on tgeir travels.

The Blades coach comes from the Kent coast.
Often see around the area and London as well.
Matches my Blades badge in the back of my car.

UTB

 

[blade too long]

I followed a big black coach on the way back from Ipswich once and that had a sheffield united badge on it , and it was uncanny how many of the passengers looked like our players

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Was in Santander yesterday in Harrogate and one of the staff came up to me and said, 'Best game I've ever seen Saturday'. I thought he was a mind reader until I remembered the Blades baseball cap I was wearing. Didn't have time for a proper chat as he was taking a customer into a side room.
Going to the game Saturday and there was a 5UFC car in front on the A1 at Wetherby.

Scunthorpe fan

 

[Northyorksblade]

Scunthorpe fan

Funny that, there was a Blades badge hanging from the rear view mirror

 

[pommpey]

No.

Nope, definitely not.

Not even going to ask.

Is it like keel hauling or something?

Nope. It's when you fart and haul the duvet over her head and forcibly hold her there to inhale the heady aroma.

It is the zenith of chivalry and good husbandry. Six pints of John Smiths, ten pickled onions, a Pukka Pie with extra Hendos and a few boiled eggs and a Medium Prawn Bhuna and you're good to go. Store the fart, cook it to medium heat, wait for a lull in the post coital conversation, then whup the duvet up and over and release the payload. She'll struggle. She'll squeal. Then she'll go limp and pass out.

Then the TV remote is yours. Just don't leave her under there too long as some have been jailed for manslaughter for it.

pommpey

 

[metalblade]

Nope. It's when you fart and haul the duvet over her head and forcibly hold her there to inhale the heady aroma.

It is the zenith of chivalry and good husbandry. Six pints of John Smiths, ten pickled onions, a Pukka Pie with extra Hendos and a few boiled eggs and a Medium Prawn Bhuna and you're good to go. Store the fart, cook it to medium heat, wait for a lull in the post coital conversation, then whup the duvet up and over and release the payload. She'll struggle. She'll squeal. Then she'll go limp and pass out.

Then the TV remote is yours. Just don't leave her under there too long as some have been jailed for manslaughter for it.

pommpey

Amateur ........... John Smiths pah. Wards is all that's needed and maybe a couple of rolls of Andrex.

 

[pommpey]

Amateur ........... John Smiths pah. Wards is all that's needed and maybe a couple of rolls of Andrex.

Or Mansfield. Smooth, drinkable and hoppy.

Until it hits your guts. Then it turns your movements into toxic sludge.

"Nic! Ooooooh …. *splutter/SPLAT!* … ahhhhhhh! * Jesus …. NIC!"

"Yes, honey?"

"Can you pass us them fuckin' babby wipes out o't'fridge luv? Me fuckin' tea-towel holder's melted."

"Erm, *gag* … here you go … *retch* … "

"Ta luv. *BLOTCH!* Oooooh! That hurt. Mek us a cup o'tea, eh?"

pommpey

 

[1889]

Coming off the M3 into Farnborough a couple of weeks ago, I noticed a car transporter coming in the opposite direction probably coming out of Blackbushe Car Auctions. It was just turning dark and what stood out was a large illuminated Sheffield United badge at the back of his cab. Now this may seem trivial to many, but when you live in exile, seeing something like that makes you bloody proud to be a Blade. If the driver of the said vehicle visits this site and reads this, then 'well done' sir, it looked bloody brilliant.

This has been discussed before, hope the link works

https://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?posts/1189642/

 

[Inter_blade83]

Coming off the M3 into Farnborough a couple of weeks ago, I noticed a car transporter coming in the opposite direction probably coming out of Blackbushe Car Auctions. It was just turning dark and what stood out was a large illuminated Sheffield United badge at the back of his cab. Now this may seem trivial to many, but when you live in exile, seeing something like that makes you bloody proud to be a Blade. If the driver of the said vehicle visits this site and reads this, then 'well done' sir, it looked bloody brilliant.

Saw this on the M1 a few weeks ago