Caption competition

[Trafford]

‘Connor Salmon finally delivers in the box’

 

[gavtheblade]

I don't like cheese ya bastards.

 

[Dalelane01]

Pizza express man of the match award

 

[1889]

A disconsolate, Conor Sammon displays his last ever 'Hatrick ball' now damaged by age, the deflated 'Casey' is from the 1999 season in the Ballyfermot Junior League.

Clearly distressed the player had just discovered, that for the last ten years, his parents have kept it in the coal house, in an old Pizza box.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Sammon? It's bad enough when they put fucking anchovies on...

 

[Kenilworth]

I score more often when I do my Deliveroo round. I've got a whole in the base of this pizza box

 

[LenTednTony]

Fuck me! That goalie coach only ate a sausage roll on the side of the pitch. I ate that bastard while trying to get up for a cross!

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

"This pizza was expertly delivered to Sammon in the box. All he had to do was enjoy tucking it away" Anyone know how to remove unwanted pizza from eyes and nostrils?

 

[CornwallBlade]

When my agent said that he’d sorted me a deal for Margherita- I thought I was off to Serie A - bastard!

 

[CornwallBlade]

When my agent said that he’d sorted me a deal for Margarita- I thought I was off to Serie A - bastard!