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[Fred Furniss's Flatulence]

 

[stringjunior]

I can't believe your nose actually that big

 

[Pierre's PC]

No gaffer you can't see the botox...honest, now please don't send me to Hillsborough where I'll have to suck off a pig.

 

[Jan Age]

So I said to them Neil: 'Job security is very important to me and I understand you can't even afford to paint the ground, how do you propose to pay my wages for the duration of my contract if promotion is not achieved this year?'

Neil: I would have just told em to F**K OFF!

Both: (chuckle)

 

[Russ]

SM: I can't go their gaffer. Under this sleeve I've got a 100% Blade tattoo.

NW: Good lad.

 

[SUFC Guy]

"You're saying they are currently second best in Sheffield then Gaffer?"

 

[SteveBlade]

'Beards and tattoos, the two things that drive me wild. Follow me, Sean.'

 

[DifferentClass]

Colin: SWFIUA!
Sean: I'd rather play for a club where I'm guaranteed at least some success... moving to Hartlepool then!

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

"No Sean you just don't listen. I told you quite clearly that Chansiri was looking to have talks with Morrisons !! about a move to Hillsborough"

 

[northsomersetblade]

I'm not saying you can't go Sean, only that if you do, your testicles will be staying here

 

[Dnblade]

NW..Sean,I've had enquiry..fancy a move to Sheffield son?

SM...Yeah,are you kidding,that"d be great Gaffer.

NW...Wednesday are in for you.

SM...you can Fuck Off.

 

[LenTednTony]

10 mill for a striker who CAN'T take penalties? How much will they pay for me, I can't even roll my fuckin sleeves up!

 

[Th!stledo]

SM: "You look surprised that I turned them down Colin?"
NW: "Nah son, I've just drawn in my eyebrows a bit high this morning."

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

Is it true your a lesbian?

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

NW : 'I was watching that naked attraction thing the other night and there was a bloke on there with tatoos just like yours! I'd quite fancy a go on it, whaddya reckon Sean?'

SM : 'go for it boss, you'd win it with your big pecker, the girls would be going crazy for it!'

 

[bramptonblade]

gaffer, where have your eyebrows gone ???

 

[Fanny magnet]

Warnock ;Ha ha There's no ice cream in this cornet

Morrison; Silly old cunt

 

[Rusty view]

Sm: I'm not going there gaffer. If I meet any Blades fans I might lose a kidney.

 

[Basing Blade]

"Have you had the swine flu jab son?"

"Yes boss, just here".

 

[dazzlingblade]

NW - i turned down wednesday en all pal, you probably didn't know cos i never go on about it

 

[McGrath]

NW: tell me son... have you ever been to Meadowhall on a Saturday afternoon with the missus?
Sign for them fuckers and you'll wish you were there every Saturday afternoon along with Brian the Blade!

 

[wizadry]

SM: Is Madine still there gaffer?
NW: No Sean, he's at Bolton now.
SM: Ah well, I'm not going to move up there then.
NW: Why not Sean?
SM: I would've only gone to smash the shit out of that cunt in training.
NW: Snigger, snigger, snigger.

 

[Sean Thornton]

NW - Do you know who I am son?

SM - Yes Mrs Soprano.

 

[Russ]

Uncle Neil does this mean I get to feature in that Flashing Blade series They Refused To Play for Wednesday?!

 

[Snowman]

........And you know how it chafes just here when your bra strap gets twisted?

 

[king creole]

NW - be a wednesday fan
SM - f--k off B-----ks your a C--t

 

[Blade56]

I'm a sheep man myself, pigs aren't my thing!

 

[kop_blade9]

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You mention pigs once more and I'll roll my other sleeve up and punch you on the nose!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Only thing they kept asking, Boss, was did I know how to assemble a Billy bookcase!