Caption Competition

[Kenilworth]

Here you go - a little light hearted fun to rattle the gloom that prevails

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[Jon Bon]

I'm in my happy place, riding on my imaginary mini tractor... I'm in my happy place, riding on my imaginary mini tractor... I'm in my happy place......

 

[Kenilworth]

....and to think I left Oldham ... for this ?
What was I thinking?

 

[Caveblade]

What the flippin eck do they mean, "Its just like watching Brazil", we're playing like Dog Shit Rovers!

 

[Woodwaaard]

"Ribbit...........Ribbit"

 

[metalblade]

Anyone got a carrier bag to put a turd in.

 

[Kenilworth]

He told me they had a quality squad where each player was comfortable on the ball and that the team would football their way out of this league.
He forgot to tell me which fucking direction!

 

[stannyblade]

When do we play Oldham? god my old team mates are going to rip the piss out of me.

 

[Fiery Blade]

Hopefully when my mates see this picture they will think I play for Norwich City

 

[Dnblade]

'Well the Manager told me to get stuck in and get my shorts dirty......ooooaaarrrgh!..that should do it'

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

This is my Paula Radcliffe Impersonation. Give it a minute and i'll do my Gary Lineker one.

 

[botoble]

If I crouch just about here....my shirt will blend in with the yellow gate and green of the stewards bib...... and my shorts with the grass......

I'll show them what an invisible attack looks like!

 

[Kenilworth]

Good grief - I wish I could keep wicket instead.

 

[judge]

Salt my fuckin taters

 

[sothall blade]

its ok lads, i am just rehearsing for wembley !

 

[vorpal blade]

"We've signed Marlon King? you're kidding me"

 

[sitwell]

Here I sit so broken hearted
Needed a shit but only farted

 

[Silverware]

Boss, I know you said one of us should stay up at corners, but I've been waiting here half a fucking hour

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Fuckin ell, it's wank playin for t'Blades.

 

[metalblade]

Some cunts nicked my new BMW

 

[SandyMcBlade]

Maybe, if I make myself very small no one will notice me...

 

[Bergen Blade]

This team photo sure is taking long, but I'm not gonna be the one to break up first.

 

[Dnblade]

'The prince has got me to convert to Islam...praying 5 times a day'...'FFS it's time for my afternoon prayer'.

 

[Gavlar]

Here you go - a little light hearted fun to rattle the gloom that prevails

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we're losing to a team who can only afford hoardings advertising "stds", can things get any lower?

 

[raul]

Stand uuuuppp, if you want Marlon.....

 

[Kenilworth]

Our Father, who art in heaven ...........

 

[bladesfan]

I remember TC did this but I think he had a ball.

 

[SwissBlade]

"If I crouch like this for long enough some twat will take my photo and use it for a caption competition on a forum"

 

[Kenilworth]

"If I crouch like this for long enough some twat will take my photo and use it for a caption competition on a forum"

Oy! I only find myself guilty of one of those aspects for this thread.
I didn't take the photo.