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[grafikhaus]

Well Irvine says he didn't see it, and Johnston's 'not that kind of player...'

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Trouble is Pursey after I've had this stiched and get back on the pitch that tart will bottle it and disapear out of the game.

 

[Sean the Blade]

Purse- "Have you suffered an accident, trip or fall at work, an injury that wasn't your fault? Then you should call...."

 

[LouTheBlade]

"This is going to be the least of your worries once I get hold of that little twat in the tunnel"

 

[Linz]

"Some fucker's gone and nicked me eye patch!"

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

Purse: Who've you come as?
Cressy: Kurt Cobain.

 

[Grecian2000]

"Never mind the fucking face, the bastards bitten most of my fingers off"

 

[Vistoma]

Does this shade clash with my lippy?

 

[beightonblade]

wait till i tell owd beightonblade ....yer dead meat !

 

[shorehamview]

Look at it, Purse. I bleed for my club. What do you do for your tinpot set-up?

 

[Linz]

"So I said to Mel Gibson, red and white face paint. Not shitty blue."

 

[H. Metal Blade]

"There's a reason i bleed red and sweat white"

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

"See this bogey on my finger" ?

 

[Jimmy2009]

Hey pursey, this is how many season tickets your league 2 club have sold for next season............

 

[shorehamview]

"I hope your fat twat chairman doesn't see all this protein leaking out, he'll fucking eat me."

 

[dingledog]

This is what it means to be a Blade, we give blood for this club, and its red not poncy blue.

 

[Greasy Chip Butty]

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under.

 

[judge]

tell jj that i know for a fact he is driving without a licence and it is only a matter of time before the police catch up with him