Caption Competition III

[smithy1987]

Ill start,

Mr Strafford you have already eaten all the food out of our staff canteen, you cant take our table sheets and use them as shirts too.

 

[blader]

"no this racoon came in and ate everything" "what a racoon?" "Ye, it was only this big, but a hungry little b*stard"

 

[Foxy]

"so, that's when I said to the lad - I get your cheaper than del boy gold Rolex, you get Marcus Tudgay, deal?"

 

[Jimbo]

"Fray Bentos please. About yey big"

 

[norfolkblade]

"you gave me a plate this wide, what do you think i am, a supermodel?!"

 

[derrywan]

"So, Lee - How's the Bernard Manning tribute act going?"

 

[Linz]

"And you're certain this pole will hold me while I do my dance?"

 

[Bramley]

"No just listen Lee, those Croissants are for the Homeless, I'm taking them down to the Salvation Army shortly"

"If you move those Croissants I will kill you, ninja style"

 

[SotonBlade]

"I swear, we've sold this many season tickets!"

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Investment is coming "just like that, aher, aher"

 

[derrywan]

"So if I run my left hand up and down these buttons and pump my chins, I work kind of like a human accordion. Pull my finger - go on. I'll play Greensleeves. Don't mind the smell."

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

So let me get this straight.

There is nothing left, I've eaten the fucking lot?

 

[TAMUS]

Dude Last week i spent this much of the budget going to America , just to tell people that I work for nothing you know , but i think we will be getting 9 free club biscuits or summat like that dude.

 

[TAMUS]

Look the seats are only this wide thats why , i have not bought a season ticket, i work for nothing you know dude.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

When I said I was so hungry I could eat a scabby donkey, I didn't expect the fuckin' chef to serve me Jeffers freshly roasted, dude!

 

[blade77]

Maitre d' - Ah, good afternoon Sir, and how are we today?

Strappon - Better.

Maitre d' - Better?

Strappon - Better get a bucket i'm going to throw up..

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

..."Yeah, and don't skimp on the pate."

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

"but Mr Strafford, you have a belt to buckle...not the chair!"

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

"I don't care about that, dude, that man at the next table is sitting there laughing at me shouting 'yo, fatty!"

"Mr Hutt said that, sir?"

 

[dingledog]

'i'm telling you it missed by this much, if it had gone in we would have stayed up'

 

[dingledog]

or, 'it was this far over the goal line I dont know how the ref and lino could not see it'