Caption Competition (Birmingham City)

[Rodley]

“You’re going to sing for 90 minutes or else”

 

[Blade.com]

I'm not guilty.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

"In your own words, would you prefer Chris Wilder was still coach?"

 

[diode_blade]

Your getting a ferking clip

 

[shorehamview]

“Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough. You aren’t, by a bloody long way.“

 

[DifferentClass]

"It puts the ball in the goal or else it gets the bench again."

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

So then, what do you think to it so far ?

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

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“You’re going to sing for 90 minutes or else”

In what sense of the word do you mean "no new signings?"

 

[Hallam Blade]

"Slaviša only painted half of the net in blood, as a message to the remaining players."

 

[Eza Blade]

“We pay Oli Burke to be a footballer”

 

[BadgersBigToe]

They’re getting back on the bus Paddy.

 

[Balti Pie]

With a bit of a Serbian twang, obvs....
"If I say is gallon of maggots, it is maggots - anyone who say is Magnet, come see me!"

 

[Rodley]

With a bit of a Serbian twang, obvs....
"If I say is gallon of maggots, it is maggots - anyone who say is Magnet, come see me!"

#teammaggot

 

[Blade56]

It’s a tradition………….. I always take a dump in the goalmouth at a new club! Now leave me in peace.

 

[Davalon]

"Roll up your sleeve"

New NHS campaign ad

 

[Rodley]

“You mean this isn’t the only one of these Covid threads?”

 

[Keen Blade]

Listen Mousset , the lettuce in the fridge is yours , the chips at the takeaway are mine - I have gun in my pocket , I see you eating chips I shoot you in big-target arse or belly - if gun misfires , I hit you in face wiz it.

 

[Foxy]

"and so... I opened youtube, searched wisdom of geese and it all dropped into place"

 

[Keen Blade]

Listen Fleck & Norwood , either of you hits a corner to first defender , I shoot off the foot you kicked it with.

 

[Rodley]

“My express instructions were I didn’t want to go on Sheffield Live with this, how you say, “Beegsy””

 

[Keen Blade]

Listen McKnobbie , you injure your shoulder by diving to try + con a free kick out of ref , I shoot you in other shoulder to make you balance.

 

[Yogi]

Agressivity

 

[Teofilo Cubillas]

“Go ahead. Make my day.”

“I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five’? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself ... you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well do ya, punk?”

“It’s a question of methods. Everybody wants results, but nobody wants to do what they have to do to get them done.”

(With apologies to Dirty Harry)

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

'No Gary I still don't want to go to Maggie Mays after the match'

 

[DifferentClass]

"Rhian, vi haff vays of making you score."

 

[Bobby Boo]

'Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit them with it'

 

[Keen Blade]

Listen Burkey Boy , you very fast runner , that's ok - if I see you running fast but have left ball behind yourself , I shoot off one of your balls to remind you to keep your ball close to you + under control at all times

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

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“You’re going to sing for 90 minutes or else”

“ And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers . And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you “.

 

[Keen Blade]

“Go ahead. Make my day.”

“I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five’? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself ... you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well do ya, punk?”

“It’s a question of methods. Everybody wants results, but nobody wants to do what they have to do to get them done.”

(With apologies to Dirty Harry)

'Dirty Harry' Callaghan : This here's a 45 magnum , it'll blow your head clean off if you stroll around pitch trying to steal wages.
'Snatch' Boris the Blade : I like heavy gun - more reliable for job - if gun jam I club you to death with it - simples.

 

[Keen Blade]

"Rhian, vi haff vays of making you score."

We put you in brothel with full body spray of Lynx Africa