Brooks off to

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So Leicester now is it? A couple of weeks ago someone on here “with inside information” confirmed that he was off to Liverpool. I think he’s going to Accrington Stanley
 
Has anyone else notice the name Kevin is often used in vein as a comedy name....

Kevin the gerbil
Kevin Turvey (for the older members)
Kevin the chimp (PG Tips)
Kevin the Minion
Kevin the big daft bird in Up
Kevin the carrot (Aldi ads)
Kevin the teenager (Harry Enfield)
Kevin McCallister (home alone)

Plus, you never get any Royal family called Kevin do you, there is never a "Prince Kevin"
 
Top Rank - late 70's
Full o pallid skinny spotty oiks wearing shite woolly jumpers
- bombarded Feargal with em throughout t'gig - to his credit he tried most of em on

Their first Sheffield gig was the Limit Club, West Street, great night. When they played the Top Rank, they all came in the Marples for a pint (apart from Feargal), and came and sat with me and my mates. Just normal, working class lads, like us. Had a chat with Mickey Bradley a few weeks ago, still the same as ever.
 
Their first Sheffield gig was the Limit Club, West Street, great night. When they played the Top Rank, they all came in the Marples for a pint (apart from Feargal), and came and sat with me and my mates. Just normal, working class lads, like us. Had a chat with Mickey Bradley a few weeks ago, still the same as ever.

Sounds like we moved in same circles !?!?! - Punilux (?!?!) Skids Slaughter & Dogs B52's all stand outs @ Limit - later on REM , Bragg
I take it you'll also have gone farther afield Windmill / Outlook ?
 
Sounds like we moved in same circles !?!?! - Punilux (?!?!) Skids Slaughter & Dogs B52's all stand outs @ Limit - later on REM , Bragg
I take it you'll also have gone farther afield Windmill / Outlook ?

Skids was a great gig ("Albert Tatlock"), B52's first UK gig!, was playing on the centipede machine at the back of the club with Fay Fife. Stood having a slash with Dave Wakeling and chatting when The Beat supported the Selecter, he dragged me up on stage to dance, great night. Outlook was similar, as was Eric's in Liverpool. Just a great time to be young in Sheffield.
 
Brooks sold for 12.5 million + a 14.5% sell on.

Ulloa loaned to us for the remainder of the season.

Ryan Leonard bought for 950k.

Adam Clayton in on loan.

Jamie Murphy in on loan.

Erhun Oztumer bought for 500k.

Unspecified centre half bought for 1.5 million.

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3 centre mids and 1.5m on a position we’ve got plenty of cover in. I’m glad you’re not in charge of incomings.
 
3 centre mids and 1.5m on a position we’ve got plenty of cover in. I’m glad you’re not in charge of incomings.

Nya ner her derp my name is JBEblade and I sound like this...
 

Ok, stick with me on this..

Walking from the sheaf toward London road yesterday I see three young lads running toward us with United puffa jackets on, just gone 7 pm and they run up to us as we walk past Waitrose they dip into the car park and get in a white car, I’m wondering why they’re driving off and heading away from the lane, mates kid turns and says “brooks doesn’t look like he’s unfit does he” I never got a good look but they were all wearing the issued youth team bottoms and tops which is what caught my eye, does brooks have a white car..possibly a merc or golf ? ..

Pissing himself laughing with his mates on a Friday cause you’ve got the night off, as you do, but he wasn’t unfit if it was him... already sold.. last day shocker.. who knows..
 
Ok, stick with me on this..

Walking from the sheaf toward London road yesterday I see three young lads running toward us with United puffa jackets on, just gone 7 pm and they run up to us as we walk past Waitrose they dip into the car park and get in a white car, I’m wondering why they’re driving off and heading away from the lane, mates kid turns and says “brooks doesn’t look like he’s unfit does he” I never got a good look but they were all wearing the issued youth team bottoms and tops which is what caught my eye, does brooks have a white car..possibly a merc or golf ? ..

Pissing himself laughing with his mates on a Friday cause you’ve got the night off, as you do, but he wasn’t unfit if it was him... already sold.. last day shocker.. who knows..

Yes Brooks does have a white Mercedes saw him turn up in it at Stocksbridge in pre season.
 
Ok, stick with me on this..

Walking from the sheaf toward London road yesterday I see three young lads running toward us with United puffa jackets on, just gone 7 pm and they run up to us as we walk past Waitrose they dip into the car park and get in a white car, I’m wondering why they’re driving off and heading away from the lane, mates kid turns and says “brooks doesn’t look like he’s unfit does he” I never got a good look but they were all wearing the issued youth team bottoms and tops which is what caught my eye, does brooks have a white car..possibly a merc or golf ? ..

Pissing himself laughing with his mates on a Friday cause you’ve got the night off, as you do, but he wasn’t unfit if it was him... already sold.. last day shocker.. who knows..
Not bringing that old chestnut up again are we ! Being in condition to play professional football is a. million miles away from being out with your mates on a Friday night
 
Ok, stick with me on this..

Walking from the sheaf toward London road yesterday I see three young lads running toward us with United puffa jackets on, just gone 7 pm and they run up to us as we walk past Waitrose they dip into the car park and get in a white car, I’m wondering why they’re driving off and heading away from the lane, mates kid turns and says “brooks doesn’t look like he’s unfit does he” I never got a good look but they were all wearing the issued youth team bottoms and tops which is what caught my eye, does brooks have a white car..possibly a merc or golf ? ..

Pissing himself laughing with his mates on a Friday cause you’ve got the night off, as you do, but he wasn’t unfit if it was him... already sold.. last day shocker.. who knows..


You do know it’s glandual fever he’s had?
That doesn’t affect the operation of his arms and legs, but does mean that athletes don’t have the energy to perform to their expected levels.
Pretty sure he could jog nay even run, and pretty much have ample time to get back to the lane from there.

No conspiracy here.
 
Their first Sheffield gig was the Limit Club, West Street, great night. When they played the Top Rank, they all came in the Marples for a pint (apart from Feargal), and came and sat with me and my mates. Just normal, working class lads, like us. Had a chat with Mickey Bradley a few weeks ago, still the same as ever.

Normal? Working class? :D
 
Ok, stick with me on this..

Walking from the sheaf toward London road yesterday I see three young lads running toward us with United puffa jackets on, just gone 7 pm and they run up to us as we walk past Waitrose they dip into the car park and get in a white car, I’m wondering why they’re driving off and heading away from the lane, mates kid turns and says “brooks doesn’t look like he’s unfit does he” I never got a good look but they were all wearing the issued youth team bottoms and tops which is what caught my eye, does brooks have a white car..possibly a merc or golf ? ..

Pissing himself laughing with his mates on a Friday cause you’ve got the night off, as you do, but he wasn’t unfit if it was him... already sold.. last day shocker.. who knows..

Youth team bottoms and tops, he's fell out with Wilder and told to train with the youth team.









Just in case anyone is daft enough to believe this, i am not ITK, i also don't have a source i have just put 2 + 2 together and somehow got 31.
 
He was definitely at Lane last night. We got in the ground about 7 and Brooks was with Ched, Nathan Thomas and ccv in front of dugout
 
Brooksy on Instagram singing the greasy chip butty last night. his hearts in the club and CW said on sky that he's close to returning to full fitness. he's training again just not match fit.
Got a link of singing it mate? I can't get on Instagram.
 
Want young Brooksy to get back in the match 18 asap and start giving us something a little different for the last 30 mins or so

He can turn a game that lad and I'm hoping so will the other new signings


UTB
 

I heard that he's switching to rugby league in the summer. McCabe's made a behind-closed-doors deal with a Russo-Jordanian toilet brush magnate for 2 million quid and a go in his gold range rover.
 

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