Bramall Lane Car Park

[1973Blade]

I've been today and half the car park is cordoned off and there's piles of sand and grass there. Anyone know what's going on?

 

[Bladeloyal]

I've been today and half the car park is cordoned off and there's piles of sand and grass there. Anyone know what's going on?

Desso will have been stripped and re seeded

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Thought shoes were off with that thread title

 

[DifferentClass]

I've been today and half the car park is cordoned off and there's piles of sand and grass there. Anyone know what's going on?

Replacing the Desso with the astroturf/sand mixture we had on our school pitch

 

[1973Blade]

Thought shoes were off with that thread title

Happy days when we had something to complain about!

 

[Bladesman]

Thought shoes were off with that thread title

Wilder out!

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

I've been today and half the car park is cordoned off and there's piles of sand and grass there. Anyone know what's going on?

It's one of the conditions of the Princes Championship investment that we need to include a small desert and oasis within the club perimeters

 

[SteveBlade]

Due to the sloping nature of the car park, and today's heavy rain, they're there to prevent flooding.

I made that up, could be bollox. Who knows.

 

[bladesmanluke]

We've sold the desso to fund a bid for Jamie Murphy

 

[1973Blade]

Due to the sloping nature of the car park, and today's heavy rain, they're there to prevent flooding.

I made that up, could be bollox. Who knows.

I'm happy with made up explanations

 

[Bladesthorpe]

Wilders going to have them running up and down it for 2 hrs everyday for pre season training.

 

[John Street West Terrace]

Extending trophy room in preparation for next season

 

[SwissBlade]

pommpey said the desso wasn't worth it so we've sold it to Darlington for £18.50 +vat

 

[Tyler Durden]

Why is everyone still calling it a Desso as opposed to a fucking pitch?

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Oooh, I wonder if it's going to be one of those urban pop-up beaches?

 

[BigBed]

Were donating it to the Wendy to help them to start filling the hole in that they've dug paying £10m for Rhodes!!!! (There on a Rhodes to nowhere!)

 

[Blade58]

Starting the new development?

Has the new scoreboard arrived yet? Thought it had been said the current out of date one is toast and we're having a new big telly?

 

[SwissBlade]

Why is everyone still calling it a Desso as opposed to a fucking pitch?

because its a desso pitch

 

[Tyler Durden]

because its a desso pitch

Ah right.

Well I'm off to put the Morphy Richards on make a cup of Tetley green.

See how I made that sentence more cuntish? Exactly.

 

[Booker4]

Wilders going to have them running up and down it for 2 hrs everyday for pre season training.

Like the Hill?! You need to be a fan of Sean Connery to remember that very old film!

 

[wizadry]

Why is everyone still calling it a Desso as opposed to a fucking pitch?

because its a desso pitch

You're both wrong, it's a football pitch, not the two you quoted. Always here to help lads.

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Like the Hill?! You need to be a fan of Sean Connery to remember that very old film!

It's not a bad film, to be honest

 

[Tyler Durden]

You're both wrong, it's a football pitch, not the two you quoted. Always here to help lads.

When I lost my cherry on High Hazels park, it was definitely a fucking pitch.

 

[wizadry]

When I lost my cherry on High Hazels park, it was definitely a fucking pitch.

 

[GrayBlade]

Ah right.

Well I'm off to put the Morphy Richards on make a cup of Tetley green.

See how I made that sentence more cuntish? Exactly.

Well it depends..

I''m off to brew a cup of Earl Grey on the Aga.

See, that doesn't sound so bad.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Well I'm off to put the Morphy Richards on make a cup of Tetley green.

Rooibos is much better. Caffeine free anall, might calm you down a bit.

 

[Damski]

Why is everyone still calling it a Desso as opposed to a fucking pitch?

It's like when people say "Tannoy" when they mean "public address system." Tannoy is a brand name.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Well it depends..

I''m off to brew a cup of Earl Grey on the Aga.

See, that doesn't sound so bad.

See that's almost poetic.

 

[Tyler Durden]

It's like when people say "Tannoy" when they mean "public address system." Tannoy is a brand name.

'Hoover' is the one exception I allow.

"I need to do the Dysoning up" just doesn't work.

 

[1973Blade]

It's like when people say "Tannoy" when they mean "public address system." Tannoy is a brand name.

It annoys me when people say 'PIN number', repeating the word number needlessly. Nothing to do with what you just posted but I thought that I'd get it off my chest.