Bramall Lane Car Park

[Jonboy60]

I'm going for a gallon of magnet.

 

[Damski]

It annoys me when people say 'PIN number', repeating the word number needlessly. Nothing to do with what you just posted but I thought that I'd get it off my chest.

Also: "ATM machine"

 

[Damski]

'Hoover' is the one exception I allow.

"I need to do the Dysoning up" just doesn't work.

"Vacuuming" is perfectly acceptable. Live by the sword, my friend.

 

[andy m]

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Why is everyone still calling it a Desso as opposed to a fucking pitch?

Is it a fucking pitch because Ched is back?

 

[LenTednTony]

Its a fucking Desso football pitch................satisfied?!

 

[s4-blade]

You're all wrong, it's a Tarkett Sports Desso Grassmaster Hybrid Association Football Playing Area.

 

[FattyFatterson]

'Hoover' is the one exception I allow.

"I need to do the Dysoning up" just doesn't work.

Anyone up for coke? Ahem....

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Like the Hill?! You need to be a fan of Sean Connery to remember that very old film!

Jock Wallace,old Rangers manager used to get his players running up a hill pre season,it was of the sand variety

 

[Tunstall Fred]

You're all wrong, it's a Tarkett Sports Desso Grassmaster Hybrid Association Football Playing Area.

You're all wrong, it's a Tarkett Sports Desso Grassmaster Hybrid Association Football Playing Area.

I don't give a toss what it's called,we had to sell Jamie Murphy and Mark Duffy to pay for it

 

[Chali 2na]

Well it depends..

I''m off to brew a cup of Earl Grey on the Aga.

See, that doesn't sound so bad.

Yuck

 

[speedymcgeady]

Like the Hill?! You need to be a fan of Sean Connery to remember that very old film!

Wasn't Ian Hendry and Harry Andrews also in it??

 

[Booker4]

Wasn't Ian Hendry and Harry Andrews also in it??

Not sure mate. I only remember Connery. Sorry, can't help there.

 

[GrayBlade]

Yuck

Ahh, you've seen the state of our Aga then?

 

[lingsbord]

What's caffeine-free anal?

 

[pommpey]

pommpey said the desso wasn't worth it so we've sold it to Darlington for £18.50 +vat

Hey



Don't give up your day job, swiss, etc (cont p94) etc.

pommpey

 

[DifferentClass]

What's caffeine-free anal?

When she (or he or it as may be the case) doesn't tek coffee enemas

 

[bromtom]

What's caffeine-free anal?

If caffeine has the same effect on others as it does on me, the form of anal with less cleaning up.

 

[bornablade]

Anyone up for coke? Ahem....

Only if it's with a Bacardi.

 

[SwissBlade]

Ah right.

Well I'm off to put the Morphy Richards on make a cup of Tetley green.

See how I made that sentence more cuntish? Exactly.

Yeah but that's because you have a canny knack of doing that

Your examples prove a point, but aren't a good comparison

A better one would be using a Hoover instead of calling it a Vacuum cleaner.

The term Desso, whilst being the product name, is actually a distinction between the previous types of surface, its quite common to refer to the surface type, rather than generic term 'Pitch'.

 

[Kelso]

Wasn't Ian Hendry and Harry Andrews also in it??

Yes they were

 

[Maidenhead]

It annoys me when people say 'PIN number', repeating the word number needlessly. Nothing to do with what you just posted but I thought that I'd get it off my chest.

Also: "ATM machine"

The one that literally gets me is when someone walks up to a bar and says " can I get a .........." to the staff.

If I was working there the response would be "no you fucking can't, that's my job"

Oh and the way the word literally gets into literally every sentence these days.

 

[I should coco]

Why is everyone still calling it a Desso as opposed to a fucking pitch?

There's loads of posts with the word 'pitch' in and poor old @Pompney can't be expected to pick up every one. Using the word 'Desso' allows him to use his matelot semaphore search system to jump in and express outrage at McCabe. I'm not sure what his view is on the re-seeding yet but I can guarantee it won't be favourable....

It's become an S2 convention in the same way that Wilder had no input over Ched.

Well I'm off to put the Morphy Richards on make a cup of Tetley green.

Green tea? Are you sure you don't want to join those moaning about the Kop facilities? A nice chintzy little tea shop serving a range of green teas and peppermint infusions could be right up your street (or avenue).

 

[I should coco]

Oh and the way the word literally gets into literally every sentence these days

I've told you literally a million times not to exaggerate.

 

[BushBlade]

The one that literally gets me is when someone walks up to a bar and says " can I get a .........." to the staff.

If I was working there the response would be "no you fucking can't, that's my job"

Oh and the way the word literally gets into literally every sentence these days.

The correct etiquette is, of course, just to state what you want. No 'can I get' or 'can I have' because it's not a question, it's an order. 'Two pints of Wards and two white wines for the ladies please'. Job done.

I don't mind literally if someone means 'literally' but it gets on my tits when people use it whilst speaking metaphorically. 'I was literally pissing myself laughing' well go home and get changed then you loppy twat.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Have you met my friend Utility?

 

[The Crab]

Why is everyone still calling it a Desso as opposed to a fucking pitch?

Because if people do that, I can't put random Des O Connor pictures on here anymore and it would spoil my fun. Anyway it could be worse, it could be called a Piers or summat, that'd be bad.

 

[The Crab]

Ah right.

Well I'm off to put the Morphy Richards on make a cup of Tetley green.

See how I made that sentence more cuntish? Exactly.

Well I'm off for a Piers Morgan and will be wiping with Izal.

 

[BushBlade]

Well I'm off for a Piers Morgan and will be wiping with Izal.

Careful with the Izal, it can chafe your Megson.

 

[The Crab]

Careful with the Izal, it can chafe your Megson.

No worries, got some Germolene

 

[Robby Blade]

Careful with the Izal, it can chafe your Megson.

Advertising Standards need to look into this.