Boro will be above us by.......

[ton-up]

Can we still get relegated?

Next season, yes.

 

[ton-up]

Have a piss before you get in, wear incontinence pants, & put a bin liner under the bottom sheet just to be safe, otherwise it'll be embarrassing when you take the mattress to the tip

Yes, keep watching the Heckingbottom haven't got a clue blades.

 

[Freddie]

The writings on the wall pal boro just battered reading 5 0 well probably lose to them on Tuesday... were on borrowed time

 

[ton-up]

Why, for stating a prediction, that won't probably be far from the truth?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Couldn't help thinking what might happen after that no show..ffs United,sort it out.

 

[Dnblade]

Funny you should come up with this analogy as I came up with the same one after the Boro game on …. (checks notes) .. oh this forum…

…. Still steal from the best they say

Fair enough HG,I never saw that..let's hope we can stay in front.

 

[Drunk blade]

 

[Tezza1889]

Yes, keep watching the Heckingbottom haven't got a clue blades.

Affirmative!!!
Affirmative!!!

 

[Paisley Blade]

We can still get 100 points.

Siddarn.

 

[sitwell]

I went to bed at 7pm and I've wet myself. Can anyone offer me any advice

Yes call yourself Drunk Blade or Ton-up and post shit on a football forum.

 

[originaltrueblade]

Shite post FFS

 

[Ralph Blade]

June 1st 2023 when the Premier League Table 23/24 is released in alphabetical order.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Tuesday night is massive now. They all are.

Why are all the other nights massive?

 

[Dynamo Kev]

We need at least 7points from next 3 games to swing it back in our favour.

I fancy Boro to drop points in at least one of their next two games against Swansea or Stoke.

interesting you think that. swansea away seem made for us. they try to play football and pass it about. they seem the ideal opponent for us away from home. nice open game for us. stoke at home, after just battering sunlan. they will come to play. surely that will play into our hands to. anyone who trys to out play us will come unstuck i think. but i think both are tougher games than the last home game. jeez reading are sooooo bad. we were walking about second half just passing it about as they watching on. barely broke sweat. very easy game. tuesday will be a doddle for you guys on the downside.

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

Sorry everyone I'm confused, are the bedwetters the ones who think we're going up or the ones who moan after every setback, or both? Cheers

Both.

Too excited when we win. catastrophe when we lose

 

[Chingo]

Drunk Blade

 

[Benjy]

Supporting United is a rollercoaster of elation and despair, with more troughs than peaks. You realise this, and hopefully accept it, quite early on. If not, there are plenty of glory teams available.

This constant fluctuation between "we'll be in Europe next year" to "wilderness years incoming" is getting quite tiring now.