Blades on top, Owls down below

[Harry's Game]

I remember and I did wonder why they had a minutes's silence for a Scotsman who managed Manchester United. I accept he had been a major figure in the game but I really didn't see the relevance or sense, on what was a very bitter derby day.

I think it was because he was the first club manager to be knighted.

 

[The Crab]

thought this was a thread about a bird I shagged who was from the dark side, surprisingly very good, and always angry sex as she loved the Pigs and I love United so on most levels completely incompatible.

I was going to ask what your "safe" word was...........................

 

[Harry's Game]

Didn't we also score as the ref blew his whistle for full time (Paul Beasley)? Think we had a corner, as the ball was coming into the area he blew for full time as Beasley connected but it was too late.

I think I might have left by that point...

 

[elgoog44]

I was going to ask what your "safe" word was...........................

"Bacon" of course and sometimes "Fried rasher"

 

[BushBlade]

Easily solved.

Next time you're playing hide the sausage with Mrs Cerberus call her by her sisters name and get ready.

I think that's known as the bucking bronco.

 

[BushBlade]

They need to put some netting up then. Cos I'm taking about 15 smoke grenades. And a bad of dog shit.

That's nowt. I'm taking 15 dog shit grenades.

 

[Bladepicker]

I think that's known as the bucking bronco.

I reckon that's position dependant?

 

[elgoog44]

I reckon that's position dependant?

Indeed, the "bucking Bronco" is with the good lady doggy fashion, then hold on to the hips and away you go, well away she goes you just have to try and stay on..

 

[BushBlade]

I reckon that's position dependant?

So was your original suggestion, unless one's idea of 'angry sex' is more akin to UFC ground and pound, with one's Mrs waling at one like Conor MacGregor on coke.

 

[Bladepicker]

So was your original suggestion, unless one's idea of 'angry sex' is more akin to UFC ground and pound, with one's Mrs waling at one like Conor MacGregor on coke.

Angry sex isn't limited to doggy surely? Some of the best angry sex I've partaken in has been flung about in several positions - jack hammering one's lady friend up against a wall a particular favourite.

 

[S64 Blade]

Is there mustard available on the concourse of the Leppings Lane end? Some of our young ones will have a field day, providing they don't throw it all over our own fans first.

 

[BushBlade]

Angry sex isn't limited to doggy surely? Some of the best angry sex I've partaken in has been flung about in several positions - jack hammering one's lady friend up against a wall a particular favourite.

I was just imagining being straddled and saying the wrong thing.

I never said owt about doggy. More like a runaway wheelbarrow than a bucking bronco.

 

[BushBlade]

Is there mustard available on the concourse of the Leppings Lane end? Some of our young ones will have a field day, providing they don't throw it all over our own fans first.

You'd imagine so. Ham and pork pie aren't the same without mustard.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Is there mustard available on the concourse of the Leppings Lane end? Some of our young ones will have a field day, providing they don't throw it all over our own fans first.

Is it naive to assume that the young chavs won't have enough loyalty points to qualify for a spot of catering staff bullying at the sty?

 

[Old Eckingtonian]

At least they will have to up with that fucking annoying tannoy system trying to drown any resemlence of an atmosphere.

 

[stringer]

I think you know what I meant, in other words they will be seen as the saints (Hence the choir picture) and yes I know you work for the rag and you are a blade and all that.

as for children I am sure they will have some children who are Wednesday fans, so if you are trying to infer some sort of paedophilic reference, please don't.

Makes sense now! INTAKE BLADE

 

[Sean Thornton]

"They're populating it with blind-deaf children - who also suffer from Asthma"

All chlamydia free though....... thanks to Fat Les.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Easily solved.

Next time you're playing hide the sausage with Mrs Cerberus call her by her sisters name and get ready.

That's Rodeo sex not angry sex.

 

[super_pig]

what they will be like,

what the star will make them seem if anything goes off.

savages

 

[blade too long]

can someone explain the "this City is ours" claim on the t shirts
its surely not a financial reference as they cant afford better than tarpaulin for a stand inmprovement
and openly admit therell be no upgrades until they reach the prem and who knows which star date that will be in
they got 23000 v brentford where we got 27000 so the city obviously disowns them

 

[Blade59]

Enjoy the facilities, they will have that "Last days of Pompeii" feel about them. I think thats the last time it saw a lick of paint

Not quite true, you forgot about the Dulux 5

 

[The Crab]

Angry sex isn't limited to doggy surely? Some of the best angry sex I've partaken in has been flung about in several positions - jack hammering one's lady friend up against a wall a particular favourite.

Your a descendant of the Bronte family aren't you? That's just how they used to write

 

[Silent Blade]

Think the only other time I remember them being on leppings lane lower was the match in 1994 (lost 3-1?)

Yup

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Easily solved.

Next time you're playing hide the sausage with Mrs Cerberus call her by her sisters name and get ready.

Unfortunately when me and Mrs Dublin 10 where getting it rightly on ,
For some strange and still to be resolved reason I mentioned her mothers name ,
Fuck me that was not only angry but violent sex .

 

[derfblade.3]

Please do not throw missiles at their fucking hugely massive telly. They are very proud of that!

 

[bladesmanluke]

Remember piss bottle armed blades. Aim for the kids and the disabled. They are the easiest targets, you'll literally never miss.

 

[The Crab]

Remember piss bottle armed blades. Aim for the kids and the disabled. They are the easiest targets, you'll literally never miss.

Aim for the kidneys.

 

[RammyBlade]

Angry sex is when you are right on the verge and you call out her sisters name just as you cum !

 

[Sean Thornton]

Aim for the kidneys.

They have to have kids with them or it doesn't count.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Remember piss bottle armed blades. Aim for the kids and the disabled. They are the easiest targets, you'll literally never miss.

I don't know why the tramps worry so much about getting piss on them. You'd think soap or deodorant would worry them more.