Blades illness eleven

[Harry's Game]

Need a few spaces filling.. really struggling in midfield..

GK. Keith Cough

FB. Brian Sniff
CB. Nyron Noserunny
CB. ?
FB. Cec Coldunwell

MF
MF
MF
MF

FW. Arturio Lupus
FW. Doctor Pace. (Not happy with this one)

 

[Beans]

Flu-rent Cuvelier (who, appropriately enough, would never play)
Diego De Germalamo

 

[Sean Thornton]

Kingsley Black Death

 

[Billyblade]

Using the John Motson pronunciation - Jostein Flu

 

[Sean Thornton]

Geoff Salmonella

 

[TAMUS]

Gonnorea Sammon

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Brian Dengue
Saturated Fatty Foulke
Chris Hospital Porter
Richard Unwell
Matt Killedgallon
Keith Deady
Phlegm Badger
Mike “Zika” Lake

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Franz Catarrh
Paul Notwell
John Coughie
Ian Thrush
Mamadou Sick
Pedro VD

 

[Geordie Blade]

Chris Morgangrene
Mo Be-sick
Sam-ear-ache Carruthers
Neil Ship-poorly
Stuart McColic

 

[RedandWhite]

Richard Mucus

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Chesty Morgan? Not sure if I've got the hang of this one yet.

 

[fuerstenberger]

Mark Bunnions
Jim Bonecancer

 

[SMFblade]

Tore Andre Flu
Edwin Van Der SARS
Andre sHIVchenko

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Jamal Campbell-Ricin poisoning

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Tore Andre Flu
Edwin Van Der SARS
Andre sHIVchenko

Blimey that must have been some Blades team they played in

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Chesty Morgan? Not sure if I've got the hang of this one yet.

I'd save that one for the Blades Porn Stars X1

 

[Sean Thornton]

Michael Boil
Danny Webbedfeet

 

[Sean Thornton]

Chris Morganfailure

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Petr Achouro
Paul Ifeelill

 

[Sean Thornton]

Barry Hartleattack

David Whitefinger

 

[Uhlenbeek]

Vasyphilis Borbokis

 

[Sean Thornton]

John Papercutbush

 

[Sean Thornton]

Charles Greenmonkeydisease

Jonas Wormsola

 

[zablade]

Dean Trappedwindass

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Aidsy Littlejohn
Alf Ringsting

 

[NorthYorkshireBlade1889]

Billy Sharp-Scratch
Alan Kill
Dean Windass lol

 

[zablade]

Alex Rubella

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

I'm rubbish at these:

Mitch Hospital Ward
Alan Knill By Mouth
Conor Do Not Resuscitate Salmon

 

[BladeInAustria]

Goran Slavcoughski
Patrick Suffocate

 

[Brian Deane]

Billie Sharps
Ebola Stevens