Blades Fans and Pipe Tobacco Tin Collectors of E17 (BFPTTCE17)-Open Letter

[JJ Sefton]

Er...ey up Danny. Erm...got any interesting pipe tobacco tins?

 

[MunXy]

i heard Mr Wilson has a very rare 1987 Condor ready rubbed limited edition tory party conference tin with little compartment for matches and clinker cleaning tool.
He is, apparently the man to bring pipe tobacco tins back into vogue and completely revitalise the tin collecting blades by only allowing "proper" pipe tobacco tins non of these pouches or other pipe tobacco holding devices.

MunXy

 

[JJ Sefton]

i heard Mr Wilson has a very rare 1987 Condor ready rubbed limited edition tory party conference tin with little compartment for matches and clinker cleaning tool.
He is, apparently the man to bring pipe tobacco tins back into vogue and completely revitalise the tin collecting blades by only allowing "proper" pipe tobacco tins non of these pouches or other pipe tobacco holding devices.

MunXy

Nice to know but I think its a pretty poor show that Richard Batho didnt phone me up to tell me this personally. I might have a demo. Outside the Kebabish on Hoe Street in 10 minutes?

 

[JJ Sefton]

We will be having our first meeting in the bushes in Epping Forest this Saturday. Bring your pipe tobacco tins, binoculars and Pro Set cards of Brian Marwood.

 

[blade too long]

are Rizlas supplied free of charge,
I have a rare spanish , Alvaro tin with built in cigar snipper, to excite and delight with,
ps will we need a torch for Epping forest

 

[JJ Sefton]

Ey up.

Last one of these was a bit of a washout. It was just me in a bush so Im extending to all the invite to the second inaugural meeting of Blades Fans and Pipe Tobacco Tin Collectors of E17, BFPTTCE17 for short.

Topics for discussion will be -

Me
How great I am
Was Eldorado as shit as people remember?
Truss or gourd?
Me
Strip Twister
(A break for tea and Wagon Wheels)
How great I am
The geopolitics of central Asia, 1840 to the present

The meeting will be followed by a screening of 'Against All Odds - The Willie Thorne Story'

All welcome as long as you like Eldorado, favour the medieval gourd, wash your ringpiece (come on lads, its Strip Twister and I dont want a gob full of clinkers), have a deep knowledge of Tsarist Imperial policy and like Willie Thorne.

Date - This Satdi
Place - My gaff
Price - £467.98p - £467.99p for the unwaged

Be there or be somewhere else

 

[Ollessendro]

or be somewhere else

Like the RAPFA meeting?

 

[JJ Sefton]

Like the RAPFA meeting?

Depends how you feel about Willie Thorne.

 

[Pinchy]

There's absolutely nothing in our constitution that distinguishes between those who like willie and those who don't. All are welcome. Indeed as a responsible organisation we will provide soft cushions for anyone suffering from Willie Thorn - a very painful condition.

I plan to deliver a short passage from Macbeth; Act Five, Scene Five:

"Monty's but a walking shadow-chaser; a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the pitch and then is heard no more. His is a game played by a mediocrity; full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

I shall then lead a short seminar on Kevin Blackwell's contribution to dialectical materialism. That should take us nicely to kick-off time.

 

[JJ Sefton]

There's absolutely nothing in our constitution that distinguishes between those who like willie and those who don't.

Glad to hear it, I wouldnt want you being prosecuted by Stonewall.