Blades brawl...

[Linz]

.... with a weekend off football and nothing remotely exciting to talk about, it's time for a pointless theoretical discussion.

We know Morgan and Nade are well hard... but who outta the rest of the lads would beat each other in a scrap?

First up... Alan Quinn v. Stephen Quinn.

Who is harder?

 

[matth]

Stephen - he's got the firey ginger hair to match the temperament of a mentalist. Alan would probably not be averse to using a pool cue around the back of the head, but I get the feeling that you'd have to at least knock Stephen out to stop him. Perhaps even kill him. And even then, he might be like some kind of a Terminator.

 

[Robbie]

Stevey with out doubt.....

Bromby or Stead?

 

[Mousey]

Bromby, more muscle would win that fight!

CKR v Webber?

 

[Sensiblade]

CKR faster to the punch

Geary or Gillespie

 

[Linz]

Geary... Gillespie got knocked out by Shearer and hardly managed a punch on Hunt. I think Geary's got small yappy dog syndrome and would do Keef all over.

Paddy or Hulse?

 

[silverfox]

Geary... Gillespie got knocked out by Shearer and hardly managed a punch on Hunt. I think Geary's got small yappy dog syndrome and would do Keef all over.

Paddy or Hulse?

Paddy - used to taking it!

Warnock or Macca?

 

[Linz]

Ooo... tough one. I think the relative youth of McCall would shade this one while NW would prove to be all mouth.

Plus Macca must be hard, falling off a car roof pissed and not spilling a drop of his can

Claude Davis v. Jagielka?

 

[silverfox]

Ooo... tough one. I think the relative youth of McCall would shade this one while NW would prove to be all mouth.

Plus Macca must be hard, falling off a car roof pissed and not spilling a drop of his can

Claude Davis v. Jagielka?

Claude...jags is a lady boy.

Nade v Morgs?

 

[mrteabag]

Claude...jags is a lady boy.

Nade v Morgs?

morgan without a doubt

tongue or fathi ??

 

[shorehamview]

This is a tricky one. Tonge is a bit too lightweight, but Fathi's rock-hard upbringing as a camel wrestler (!) would help him.

Monty v Lucketti?

 

[silverfox]

This is a tricky one. Tonge is a bit too lightweight, but Fathi's rock-hard upbringing as a camel wrestler (!) would help him.

Monty v Lucketti?

Monty easy.

Kozzy v Armstrong

 

[Mousey]

Armstrong! Geordie, they're brought up with domestic violence!

 

[silverfox]

Tony Daley v Andy Leaning

 

[TonyAgana]

Tony Daley v Andy Leaning

Think Tony Daley would be the type to take his shirt off in a fight but he'd still win - bet he's like lightning.

What about Blades "legends"? Carl Bradshaw Vs Charlie Hartfield.

 

[Foxy]

Thats a very tough one, I think it'd either go to points and a dodgy judges decision to call it...

Unless of course Bradders put his teeth to use again.

Adie Littlejohn vs Franz Carr

 

[silverfox]

Franz Carr

Joe Bolton v Billy Whitehurst

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Whitehurst

 

[Sensiblade]

Thats a very tough one, I think it'd either go to points and a dodgy judges decision to call it...

Unless of course Bradders put his teeth to use again.

Adie Littlejohn vs Franz Carr

I'd have to say Littlejohn, Faster and has more fire in him than Franz.

Bob Booker or Paul Stancliffe?

 

[Mousey]

Franz Carr

Joe Bolton v Billy Whitehurst

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Whitehurst

Billy Whitehurst without a doubt!

D'Jaffo v Santos?

 

[Linz]

Santos I think one of his screws from his metal plate had gone loose!

So, progressing to the second round from the current squad.

Stephen "the carrot" Quinn v. Leigh "girl's name" Bromby

Colin Kazim-Richards v. Derek "the pint pot" Geary - the latter was having a go at the former on Saturday for not defending adequately enough

Paddy "one brow" Kenny v. Claude "the razor" Davis

Chris "the Dingle" Morgan v. Ahmed Fathi

Nick Montgomery v. Chris Armstrong

 

[Mousey]

Can we change Claude to Claude "The Razor" Davis please?

 

[shorehamview]

Paddy v Claude? No contest, Claude would carve Paddy up like a Christmas turkey, including fist up to remove giblets!