Bits and Pieces in the Dressing Room

[A Storm of Blades]

Anyone care to speculate?

I’ll go first...

Madine kicks it all off with a moderately paced, yet indiscriminate windmilling. This is eventually thwarted by Billy getting him in the million dollar dream sleeper hold.
Deano tried to break it up yelling it’s madness, only for Wilder to scream in a Scottish accent “this is Sparta!” before booting him into a massive hole.

 

[Bartleby]

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?

 

[A Storm of Blades]

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?

I should say wilder mentioned there were “some bits and pieces” in the dressing room afterwards. OP is my suspected scenario...

 

[Rob86]

They got the cards out I reckon

 

[Davalon]

All ok in the end and back to normal.

Madine snorting powder out of Alan Knills arse crack, and Deano and Dowell soaping each other up in the shower with a wanking Daz Ward watching on.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

All ok in the end and back to normal.

Madine snorting powder out of Alan Knills arse crack, and Deano and Dowell soaping each other up in the shower with a wanking Daz Ward watching on.

You my friend need some therapy

 

[SwissBlade]

I should say wilder mentioned there were “some bits and pieces” in the dressing room afterwards. OP is my suspected scenario...

Some pissed off players in that side, you'd be disappointed if they weren't

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

I used to enjoy 'bits and pieces' on Radio 1 back in the day. To be honest, I'd be surprised if they thought a quick pop quiz was the answer last night.

 

[Weasel]

I'd imagine that there was a few home truths said, and maybe a but of argy bargy between some of the lads. No bad thing, it helps clear the air and reminds people if what is expected of them. I'd be surprised if the skipper also wasn't one of them that told a few what he thought. He sounded crestfallen in his interview, especially after getting a fantastic hatrick.

Shows they care. If I'd have been in there at 9.45 last night, I might have been charged with Assault this morning.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Enda seemed to be giving Henderson some grief at the end of the game so maybe that continued and the others joined in. Can go either way things like this. We rely on team spirit so if this has the effect of splintering that it’s an issue if it focuses minds and brings us closer then it could define the season

 

[Guesty]

Some pissed off players in that side, you'd be disappointed if they weren't

In the last two away games, Billy Sharp has got five goals, yet has only got two points to show for it.

After his performance last night, and the 'performance' of those he left behind on the pitch, I expect he's Bruce Banner levels of furious.

 

[Harrisblade]

In the last two away games, Billy Sharp has got five goals, yet has only got two points to show for it.

After his performance last night, and the 'performance' of those he left behind on the pitch, I expect he's Bruce Banner levels of furious.

But as the point against Norwich was a point earned and the point against Villa was 2 lost, it's simply part and parcel of football.
He'll just accept it and carry on scoring.

 

[WoodMillBlade]

I heard Wilder kicked a bottle at O’Connell, Henderson went to stop it missed then O’Connell kicked it into Sharp hitting him in the eye. That said eye fell out leaving him out till the next season.

Can’t believe Utds luck these days.

 

[finlaytheblade]

Enda seemed to be giving Henderson some grief at the end of the game so maybe that continued and the others joined in. Can go either way things like this. We rely on team spirit so if this has the effect of splintering that it’s an issue if it focuses minds and brings us closer then it could define the season

What don't kill ya makes you stronger old saying but we will find out soon enough.
Good professional s will be driven by this,
frustration must have been massive in the dressing room.The players know they were the better team on the night Wilder will have them ready for Boro on Wed.

 

[metalblade]

More likely Billy gets hold of Hendo tips him upside down before delivering a great tombstone move straight out of WWF, Billy then runs twice round the dressing room holding up Mr Socko before drop kicking JOC into the now cold bath.

 

[Maidenhead]

I used to enjoy 'bits and pieces' on Radio 1 back in the day. To be honest, I'd be surprised if they thought a quick pop quiz was the answer last night.

I quite liked the Dave Clark Five version, used to make me glad all over.

 

[SwissBlade]

In the last two away games, Billy Sharp has got five goals, yet has only got two points to show for it.

After his performance last night, and the 'performance' of those he left behind on the pitch, I expect he's Bruce Banner levels of furious.

He was gutted at the end of the game, almost inconsolable by the looks of him.

 

[Sean Thornton]

They all sat round reading some of the shite on here, to a man thought, " fuck em", had a group hug, got on the coach stopped at the offy, filled up on the Peroni decided to start rumours about fighting between themselves, Wilder losing the dressing room, Knill killing squirrels on a weekly basis and a shooting in the Copthorne and then started planning for 'boro.

 

[WhiteHawk]

Billy looked and sounded absolutely distraught at the end of the game, and Stevens appeared to be saying "That's on you" to Henderson as they walked off the pitch.

I'd be disappointed if there weren't some harsh words said in the dressing room.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Billy looked and sounded absolutely distraught at the end of the game, and Stevens appeared to be saying "That's on you" to Henderson as they walked off the pitch.

I'd be disappointed if there weren't some harsh words said in the dressing room.

Harsh words?!? I want blood up the walls, black eyes and missing teeth.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

I quite liked the Dave Clark Five version, used to make me glad all over.

There can`t be many oldies around if you`ve had to wait `til now for a response.

 

[Fanny magnet]

Did anyone shit in the sink ?

 

[8lade]

Someone called Hendo out and when he didn't respond they all jumped him. Turns out Simmonsen was wearing his skin ala Buffalo Bill, as shocked as they all were they laughed about it but nobody was happier then Simon Moore.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Someone called Hendo out and when he didn't respond they all jumped him. Turns out Simmonsen was wearing his skin ala Buffalo Bill, as shocked as they all were they laughed about it but nobody was happier then Simon Moore.

NURSE......

 

[Russ]

One player you can’t point the finger at - Jack O’Connell. That must have been his first mistake all season. He’s been immense.

 

[CornwallBlade]

I quite liked the Dave Clark Five version, used to make me glad all over.

That song is to Crystal Palace what the GCB is to us. They play at when the team comes on to the pitch

 

[Sean Thornton]

That song is to Crystal Palace what the GCB is to us. They play at when the team comes on to the pitch

The Pigs should come out to Freddie and the Dreamers "I'm telling you now"

 

[Houston_Blade]

I noticed that when Billy came off on Friday Wilder didn't even look at him, they definitely hate each other and probably had a massive feight in the changing rooms.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I used to enjoy 'bits and pieces' on Radio 1 back in the day. To be honest, I'd be surprised if they thought a quick pop quiz was the answer last night.

I thought The Dave Clark Five had packed up anyhow?

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Memories.................