Billy on coarse

[Basing Blade]

4 goals in 5 = .8 goals per game.

.8 x 46 = 36 goals.

 

[s4-blade]

New channel four program: footballer Billy Sharp takes you on a guided tour of UK carp fisheries

 

[Kenilworth]

Fuck off, is coarse

Billy is, of course, on course

Still time to change it, Kingy, and make my post look stupid. Or can you change thread titles once posted?

 

[Snowman]

I'll let somebody else do the usual. It will only lead to more fish puns.

Beat me to it Warwick

 

[1889]

Billy on coarse - Channel 5 10pm

Join footballer Billy Sharp as he takes a peek into the fascinating world of sheet abrasives, ranging from 40 grit to 400 grit, featuring both Sandpaper and Emery cloth, contains strong language

 

[Kenilworth]

I'll let somebody else do the usual. It will only lead to more fish puns.

Beat me to it Warwick

 

[northsomersetblade]

Maggots

 

[Robby Blade]

Billy Sharpe, 36 goal a season striker on Radio 4 discussing obscenities thrown his way after scoring in front of opposition fans.

 

[vorpal blade]

the Derby fans threw him a bottle of beer by way of thanks yesterday

("on Radio 4 discussing obscenities thrown his way")

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Billy Sharp identifies the subtle differences in regional crow's calls..............Billy on Caws

 

[Blade for Sale]

Billy discusses the rougher end of the sandpaper spectrum.

 

[PokerBlade]

Billy on Corrs.

 

[DifferentClass]

Billy wipes his arse with Izal Medicated?

 

[Blade for Sale]

Billy en Corse. Billy gets all lah di dah discussing his holiday in Corsica

 

[sportinguista]

Billy encores....Our goal scoring hero returns time and again to receive further ovations from the crowd after the match.

 

[blade too long]

Billy Sharp looks at profanity in modern language

Makes a fucking good job of it too

 

[blade too long]

Billy Sharp on brushing Harris tweed to make more comfortable kilts

 

[GrayBlade]

He's been the man. Time for a bit of R&R now with the lads.

 

[1889]

View attachment 30011 He's been the man. Time for a bit of R&R now with the lads.

What's all this fucking finger pointing shit that people do, when ever someone gets a camera out?

It really boils my piss, they're like a pair of daft school kids incapable of an original thought, knobheads

(Apologies, if it's southern version of rock, paper, scissors, of course)

 

[vorpal blade]

Billy on dyslexia coarse

 

[nopigfansintown]

Eel do well to get that many

 

[Bladeaway]

Any fin is possible. That'll show all those fans who think he's a load of carp.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Not very refined, our Billy.

 

[sheffielder]

You're a rough lot

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Billy on Corrs.

I wouldn't mind been on 3 of them

 

[2ndtenorblade]

Maggots

Flies.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I wouldn't mind been on 3 of them

Me too mate.
I don't like the look of her on the left either.

 

[bigbirdblade]

New channel four program: footballer Billy Sharp takes you on a guided tour of UK carp fisheries

Billy's bass business

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

After pressure from Caolan Lavery, Billy decides to ditch the Peronis.

From now on, it'll be Billy on Coors