Billy and Leon update

[derfblade.3]

Well what I said is 100% true. LEON was definitely in A&E with somat wrong with him Thursday. This isn't Chinese whispers. Straight from my uncles mouth who is a blade.

Chinese whiskers?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Chinese whiskers?

So now Uncle Mum is Chinese ?

Is there an Auntie Lope around to cause another feeding frenzy?

 

[BigBed]

He will return, like a ghost from the darkness!

 

[Razor Blade]

I did not ...

 

[Northyorksblade]

I must say I'm disappointed in folk. This post definitely needs more likes than it has.

HE'S SAYING PREY! IT SOUNDS THE SAME AS PRAY BUT SPELT DIFFERENT WHILST ALSO BEING RELEVANT IN THE CONTEXT OF THE SITUATION AND THE FACT THAT THE OP MISSPELLED LEON!

Alright, alright, no need to shout. We all got it, just didn't like it much.

 

[Chief_Froley]

Alright, alright, no need to shout. We all got it, just didn't like it much.

I just really think people are missing out on the full scope of this joke. You see, a lion is a predator and hunts prey for sustenance. Meanwhile Leon is out injured and in our current predicament where we have limited options up front we must pray for a speedy recovery.

With this information and with the spelling error seen in the OP, our beloved Sean Thornton has sprung into action and delivered a strong pun in the same manner that a lion would do to an injured gazelle (or 'prey' if you would).

I'm making t shirts of the joke as we speak.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Alright, alright, no need to shout. We all got it, just didn't like it much.

If you want Chubby Brown type material I'm not your man. Sorry.

 

[Chief_Froley]

If you want Chubby Brown type material I'm not your man. Sorry.

Well now I just think you're over analysing things.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

It could Scar him for life.

There’s Nala lot a news on the subject is there? Still, sure we’ll be reyt against a team full of Pumbas. We’ll be laughing like hyenas come the final whistle.

 

[Northyorksblade]

I just really think people are missing out on the full scope of this joke. You see, a lion is a predator and hunts prey for sustenance. Meanwhile Leon is out injured and in our current predicament where we have limited options up front we must pray for a speedy recovery.

With this information and with the spelling error seen in the OP, our beloved Sean Thornton has sprung into action and delivered a strong pun in the same manner that a lion would do to an injured gazelle (or 'prey' if you would).

I'm making t shirts of the joke as we speak.

Ok, ok, I'll fucking give it a like.

 

[Northyorksblade]

#preyforlion

Treble like, just to shut Chief_Froley up!

 

[Cassius Kray]

This thread's turned into a big catastrophe.

 

[PeteBlade]

I just really think people are missing out on the full scope of this joke. You see, a lion is a predator and hunts prey for sustenance. Meanwhile Leon is out injured and in our current predicament where we have limited options up front we must pray for a speedy recovery.

With this information and with the spelling error seen in the OP, our beloved Sean Thornton has sprung into action and delivered a strong pun in the same manner that a lion would do to an injured gazelle (or 'prey' if you would).

I'm making t shirts of the joke as we speak.

I don't get it.

 

[sunny_jimbob]

That's the trouble with this forum. Someone asks a serious question, but for some the urge to ruin the thread with weak puns is only a whim away, a whim away...

 

[don240]

That's the trouble with this forum. Someone asks a serious question, but for some the urge to ruin the thread with weak puns is only a whim away, a whim away...

It can be like being in the jungle, the mighty jungle, on here sometimes.

 

[Maidenhead]

Guna be a tight fit getting em all into the treatment room by the sound of it

 

[Th!stledo]

It's a New Dawn,
It's a New Day,
It's a New Life,
For Me ....
and I'm Feline Good.

 

[prince albert]

If these puns don't stop soon people will be rooarin

 

[Golden Gordon]

So your Mother is your uncle?

They're from Norwich.

 

[Sean Thornton]

That's the trouble with this forum. Someone asks a serious question, but for some the urge to ruin the thread with weak puns is only a whim away, a whim away...

Winner I think.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Worry not, Clarke will be the King of the Jungle that is Hillsborough this weekend.

 

[SteveBlade]

Skipped from page 2 to 5 to see if there was anything new regarding injuries and to skip through the lion jokes.

I'm not even mad.

 

[speedymcgeady]

Leon says he's roaring to go

Being ex Pig,it's a " pride" thing for Clarke

 

[TomHeffernan]

It's a New Dawn,
It's a New Day,
It's a New Life,
For Me ....
and I'm Feline Good.

Boooooo

 

[BushBlade]

Skipped from page 2 to 5 to see if there was anything new regarding injuries and to skip through the lion jokes.

I'm not even mad.

It's like being locked in a room full of Giles Brandreth clones and the Countdown audience channelling the spirit of Richard Whitely.

 

[Sean Thornton]

It's like being locked in a room full of Giles Brandreth clones and the Countdown audience channelling the spirit of Richard Whitely.

Stop moaning. It cub be worse.

 

[BushBlade]

Stop moaning. It cub be worse.

No, it really couldn't.

 

[Pinchy]

Stop moaning. It cub be worse.

As the Eagles sang "There ain't no way to hide your lion eyes..."

 

[Rusty view]

Now Bush blade is on this....its getting ridicolous. I'm waiting in Watering Hole Blade to appear or Savannah Blade

 

[BushBlade]

Stop moaning. It cub be worse.

Anyway. Why are they called Cubs and not kittens? Is it just to make them sound hard? They're not, at that age they're just pussies.