Billy and Clayton on Soccer AM this morning

[DifferentClass]

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11683/11302385/you-know-the-fifa-drill-sheffield-united

Was pleasantly surprised to wake up to this, even though Soccer AM is absolutely crap these days.

 

[bertieblade]

Further proof of how bad our strikers are, furthermore where was Clark?

 

[ScottBlade]

Think Clayton needs to brush up on his basic soccerball techniques with Brad Bobley.

 

[Fanny magnet]

It's a pity soccer am don't do a see how many you can miss from a yard out

We'd piss that

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Further proof of how bad our strikers are, furthermore where was Clark?

He had a prior engagement with Michael Tongue and Matt Kilgannon.

 

[BigBed]

Clarke and Ched next satdy, they were going to SWILLSBOROUGH origanally, but their players are all injured aren't they!??

 

[gavtheblade]

Billys avar on fifa! !!!!!

 

[JackSUFC]

He had a prior engagement with Michael Tongue and Matt Kilgannon.

What about Harry McGuire?

 

[Liaminho9]

What about Harry McGuire?

No McGuire is out with Brookes

 

[I should coco]

No McGuire is out with Brookes

Night out on Eccleshall Road.

 

[BerksBlade]

Billy should be having a word with whoever created that FIFA avatar. Looks nothing like him!

 

[North East Blade]

But the Don looks exactly like him I remember years ago on the old fifa games ndlovu was white and Robert Page was black haha

 

[Sean Thornton]

But the Don looks exactly like him I remember years ago on the old fifa games ndlovu was white and Robert Page was black haha

For a black player, Page was rubbish.....

 

[8lade]

Why is Clayton Donaldson a perfect replica whilst Billy Sharp looks like Keanu Reeves in this FIFA game?

 

[Balham]

Based on that, Clayon needs to go back to the Shooting Bronze exercise.

 

[Rusty view]

Clarke and Ched next satdy, they were going to SWILLSBOROUGH origanally, but their players are all injured aren't they!??

....but drones aren't allowed in tents.

 

[RedandWhite]

Billy should be having a word with whoever created that FIFA avatar. Looks nothing like him!

As do all players below Europe's top 5 leagues, they just don't care about anyone else.

 

[Bladesman]

Can't believe Billy allowed himself to be mugged off by grandmas hair Bullard.

Should have just two footed him.

 

[pommpey]

Can't believe Billy allowed himself to be mugged off by grandmas hair Bullard.

Should have just two footed him.

Its summat that you'd enjoy doing on Bullard, just to see the little fucker go up in the air yelping. Just for that free kick, anyway

Socceram has got slightly better though, even if it doen't consist of the ageing-by-the-minute HC looking absently at the desperate background idiots as the next 'reyt laff' stunt fails to raise a titter, and tubes does is roodboy schtick once again.

FIFA 18 though. No one looks like anyone in the team except Lafferty. I think they had a character upgrade because Leon's likeness was good when 18 first came out. Now he looks like Roland Gift out of the Fine Young Cannibals. I don't know if this is a 'Good Thing'. etc.

pommpey

 

[Bladesman]

Its summat that you'd enjoy doing on Bullard, just to see the little fucker go up in the air yelping. Just for that free kick, anyway

Socceram has got slightly better though, even if it doen't consist of the ageing-by-the-minute HC looking absently at the desperate background idiots as the next 'reyt laff' stunt fails to raise a titter, and tubes does is roodboy schtick once again.

FIFA 18 though. No one looks like anyone in the team except Lafferty. I think they had a character upgrade because Leon's likeness was good when 18 first came out. Now he looks like Roland Gift out of the Fine Young Cannibals. I don't know if this is a 'Good Thing'. etc.

pommpey

I think Lafferty got his game face done because he was part Burnley's Premier League squad a few years ago. The rest of our squad are just generic game faces.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Further proof of how bad our strikers are, furthermore where was Clark?

He was having the “e” surgically removed from his name. There’s a rumour he’s going to donate it to Brooks.

 

[Bladesman]

Two foot him!!!!

 

[Balham]

Two foot him!!!!

Sharp's at completely the wrong angle for a two foot but a WWF clothesline or rugby no-arms tackle are definitely on the cards.

 

[Bladesman]

Sharp's at completely the wrong angle for a two foot but a WWF clothesline or rugby no-arms tackle are definitely on the cards.

A clothesline would be a decent move. Or maybe a cynical tug at Bullards ponytail?

 

[pommpey]

Sharp's at completely the wrong angle for a two foot but a WWF clothesline or rugby no-arms tackle are definitely on the cards.

No he's not. Bullard has to continue his run to meet the ball on the far side. Two options (worth the red card)

1. Pretence of 'racing to the ball' which results in a swift elbow to the dish.

2. Fall backwards, but angle the studs skywards. Catch Bullard's legs with and one of ten blades on the soles of your feet. It'll leave a mark.

There's also the option of just blocking his run with a turn in front, but that would leave him intact and screaming at the ref, instead of squealing on the deck holding his legs together and crying for his mummy whilst you jog innocently back into position, as if nothing went on.

Like Morgan used to do.

pommpey