Best Football Chant Ever ?

[Lard_Lad]

Park ji sung chant always made me laugh

Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
It could be worse
You could be scouse
Eating Rats in your council house

 

[JJBlade]

So the seeds of the recovery were sewn by us, were they? Hmmmmnnnn

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[Kenilworth]

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But the corrected version lost so much with the edit

 

[GaryHamsonsLeftBootLace]

When we played Wimbledon at Crystal Palace's ground

Shit fans no ground
Shit fans no ground

Bit unfair now looking back on it

Was rekindled at the recent Coventry game by the South Stand H Block...

 

[Redflame]

Why is it no fans and I mean no fans anywhere in this country ever sound like Rosenborg fans. Theres only a handful what a noise

 

[bladestrivia]

MY OLD MAN SAID BE A WEDNESDAY FAN I SAID FUCK OF BOLLOCKS YOUR A CUNT HE SAID COME ON SON YOUR GOING TO THE GAME , I SAID FUCK OFF IAM GOING TO BRAMALL LANE SO I WENT DOWN TO JOHN STREET , GOT MY SELF A GOOD SEAT, SAW THE LADS GO 2 NIL AT THE BREAK THEN I HAD A PINT OF JOHN SMITHS AND A PIE THAT WAS FILLED WITH STEAK quality not sung enough

 

[Piffle and Tosh]

All day and all night
All day and all night
Flinders licks winders
All day and all night

Sung by the Blades at Hartlepool

 

[Piffle and Tosh]

He's one of your own
He's one of your own
Jimmy saville
He's one of your own

Sung by Newcastle fans at Elland road

Leeds fans reply
He fucked ant and deck
He fucked ant and deck
Jimmy saville
He fucked ant and deck

Not a chance of this surviving the mediators

 

[snootyfenooty]

He's one of your own
He's one of your own
Jimmy saville
He's one of your own

Sung by Newcastle fans at Elland road

Leeds fans reply
He fucked ant and deck
He fucked ant and deck
Jimmy saville
He fucked ant and deck

Not a chance of this surviving the mediators

Now that's what I call banter, erm sorry, bantz.

 

[RammyBlade]

I think its shows that football fans accross the country are brilliant wits - one exception though swillsborough is full of twats !

 

[JJBlade]

When we played at Liverpool in 1990 after 16 games without a win

Vera Lynn

"We'll win again,
Don't know where, don't know when
But I know we'll win again some sunny daaaaaaayyy"

Scousers were pissing themselves about that one in the pub afterwards

Next game Nottingham Forest, and we all know what happened next

 

[Tyler Durden]

L**ds fans to Coventry years ago:

"You've lost Ndlovu and Whelan whooa Ndlovu and Whelan.
You've lost Ndlovu and Whelan now they're gone, gone gone, whoa whoa"

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Week after Chesterfield had had a poor turnout for an away train, they visited Bramall Lane...

'4 on the special, there's only 4 on the special'

 

[Northyorksblade]

"your gonna get your fking heads kicked in" after conceding a goal

almost a lennon/mcartney lyric, simplistic, straight to the point and emotional

Heard this on Saturday. Somehow didn't seem appropriate sang at Cobblers fans.

 

[Northyorksblade]

All day and all night
All day and all night
Flinders licks winders
All day and all night

Sung by the Blades at Hartlepool

It made him laugh anyway!

 

[DifferentClass]

He's one of your own
He's one of your own
Jimmy saville
He's one of your own

Sung by Newcastle fans at Elland road

Didn't the pigs start this one at Swillsborough just after the ITV documentary came out? Same match where a L**ds fan ran on and smacked Kirkland straight in face

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

I liked the Villa one

We've been to Rotterdam and everywhere
Liverpool and Rome
And now we're playing Rotherham, Rotherham at home
Rotherham at home

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

After the Greasy Chip Butty Song obviously.

Fanny magnet @ 1.34

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

SWFIUA

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I do prefer the traditional ones. Celtic, Rangers, West Ham, Liverpool and Dare I say it ..........L@#ds

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Our mock-up of singing the Blues is quite good , and surely cannot be copied by any other team . Swinging a pig ,from Hyde Park flats to Wadsley Bridge

 

[SRBlade]

Chris Wilder! Do do doooo!
Good times never felt so good!
Then someone else to the tune of Sweet Caroline

 

[Nade]

"Always Look out for Turks Carrying Knives" to the tune of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" sang at Leeds fans was pretty funny, although a bit dark. I seem to remember them responding by breaking all the wooden seats.

 

[Lawrence]

We used to sing this one sat on the back seat of Billies coaches away days (from Mexborough)
We use to sing it time after time after time continuously - it went on and On and on. It used to drive all the oldies on the bus crazy - bit like they do now with 'One man went to mo' (but now I am an Oldie)

To the tune of' 'My old mans a dustman' Lonnie Donegan.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my old man's a miner
He wears a miner's hat
He bought a thrupenny ticket
To watch a football match
The ball was in the centre
The rusty whistle blew
Woodward got his mad up
And down the wing he flew
Woodward pass to Currie
Currie passed it back
Woodward took a flying shot
And knocked the goalie flat
Where was the goalie when the ball was in the net
Hanging round the goalpost with his balls around is neck
They laid him on a stretcher
They laid him on a bed
They rubbed is bell (slow down) with tones of jelly.....and this is what he said........
Rule Britannia two monkeys up a stick
One fell down and paralysed his
'P' is for pudding 'R' is for rice 'S' is for something it dirty but it's nice
Mams do it Dads monkeys have a try
Cats do it, Dogs do it why the hell can't I.
United United United

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my old man a miner etc. etc.

 

[Lawrence]

We also used to do 'Ten Green bottles' what fun we had?

 

[Razor Blade]

Always liked this.

 

[Trafford]

Only one song for the next few games - Bring on the Champions

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Collymores a wanker
He wears a wankers hat.
He was a Forest bastard
And then a Leicester twat.
He went out with Ulrika, and beat her like an egg
And when he came to Derby, he broke his fuckin leg
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I don't condone violence against women but I think that line is particularly humorous.

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

There is a dark secluded shed,
Where Wednesday fans they fear to tread,
Cos if they do they know there dead,
It's called United's Spion Kop....Na, Na, Na.......

 

[Lawrence]

Always liked this.

United FC came to Frickley for about 3 seasons, they have some great imaginative songs and never stop singing.