Arsenal away in the FA Cup in 1996. I was running the family pub near Melton Mowbray, and my two oldest younger brothers came with me. We parked at Cockfosters, causing much hilarity with my brothers because at heart they're a bit simple.
Had a drink in Covent Garden, and youngest brother Iain, then a squaddie just back from his first tour of Bosnia, decided to have my share as I was driving. The pub in Covent Garden filled with blokes, not in football colours, but acting quite furtively. Smallest brother got gobbier and gobbier, assuring us and the world in general that cockneys were in fact all homosexuals, and probably not too far up the evolutionary ladder from monkeys.
As I became surer and surer that either the massive Geordie barman was going to throw us out or one of the other patrons of the pub would be a heterosexual cockney with a bad sense of humour but excellent hearing, a bloke near the door yelled at the top of his voice "You fill up my senses." The pub erupted, as all the other furtive customers were in fact Blades, and the rest of the greasy Chip Butty song was belted out, to the amusement of the passing shoppers and tourists.
The match? I remember the Blades in the corner singing like mad, some cheeky cockney coffee flogger at Highbury trying to rob me, twice, by claiming that his till was showing the wrong amount, the travelling Blades serenading Arsenal's star striker with around an hour of "Ian Wright is a mardy cunt", and he was.
A by now even drunker brother delighted in telling the whole tube train back to Cockfosters that London was a shithole and when he made General it'd be getting something along the lines of "bombed to fucking hell". The drive back to Leicestershire up the A1 in very thick fog at very high speed miraculously sobered Private Pisshead up, as Other Brother enquired if we'd been cleared for take-off, and when we got back to the pub we put Sky on for the highlights. My Grandma, visiting from Sheffield, said that whenever they'd gone over to the match on Sky all you could hear was the Blades fans outsinging the Arsenal fans. She asked me if it had been like that all match. I assured her it had.
The cockneys we chatted to after the match were very gracious, but promised us that they'd paste us in the replay at Bramall Lane. After all, all their stars were back for that one.
They were. And they lost.