Let an old'un in ....well nearly 34 anyway .....
Here are the results of the Jordanthorpe jury ....
Harry Haslam - best
It has to
Alex Sabella, but I wonder if we'd have kicked all of the skill out of Maradona had we signed him

. Some of my earliest memories are of Sabella's trickery, but often, as is usually the case with United, there was no end product. A highlight of the most disappointing time ever to be a Blade (typical that I started supporting them at that point then).
Harry Haslam - worst
Pedro Verde has to be high on the list, but for me it musy be
Len De Goey. Dreadful, just dreadful.
Martin Peters - N/A
I think it was Peters who brought Don Givens in, but to be fair to the fella,
someone had to take the bloody penalty.
Ian Porterfield - best
The return of Keith Edwards from Hull is an obvious one, but for me
Paul "Stan The Man" Stancliffe is my pick. Granted, without Keithy Edwaaaard's goals, promotion from Division Four might not have happened, let alone Division Three, but that first season back in Division Two was a tough one, and Stan The Man was a rock.
Ian Porterfield - worst
Peter Withe must rank as one of the worst signings United have ever made. Granted, he was in place of the out of favour talisman Keith Edwards, but even as a ten year old, I thought he was awful for us.
Billy McEwan - best
They were lean times under Billy, but I'd say
Chris Wilder was his best buy. He played well in a side which was in seemingly inexorable decline. It should be remembered that he remained a mainstay for a number of years.
Billy McEwan - worst
Peter Beagrie is up there for me, but I thought
Andy Barnsley was dreadful.
St David of Bassett - best
Wow, this is hard! The man who brought the good times back, and when I was a teenager, made so many astute signings ....... Brian Deane is the really obvious one, and Tony Agana is next, but for me, it was our four year stint back in the big time which did it, and that required a defence, and some guile too. Glyn Hodges was the skill, and Brian Gayle (eventually) provided the spectacular own-goals, but the star signing has to be
Alan Kelly.
United have always been blessed with decent goalkeepers, and Tracey was great (but don't follow his bets), Mel will always be a United legend (what happened to his 'Kop Flag'?), but Alan was a hero in the long line of United keepers who were legends, and by Christ(TM) did we need him!
There are so many matches where he kept us in the match, let alone to win it ..... he had a perspex sheet behind him at Wembley just about, and was the injured commander away at Ipswich in '97 when we got through on away goals. I'll tell his "I'm going." story another time.
Simply an amazing goalkeeper.
St David of Bassett - worst
Loads could fit this category, but United were being strangled by Brealey at this point. Many might say Jostein Flo, but he
was top scorer in that relegation season (with 9), AND he shut the Scousers up away when we won 2-1.
Given how we needed to have decent defence,especially after Brealey had sold St Brian of Deane,
Jonas Wirmola was an atrocity. David Barnes was a better defender; bloody hell, even BEESLEY was a better left-back.
And that's saying something.
Howard Kendall - best
Many will hark back to Gordon Cowans (what price a similar player here now?), and with the change in style, he was instrumental in how United progressed after the spiteful Brealey 2nd era. Don Hutchinson was was brought in as the the Club's biggest signing, but alongside others seemed to 'feeling sone effects" against Aston Vile, but even so so I'll still give my vote to
David Holdsworth.
110% for me, and the Alan Damms' print of the Coventry equaliser is above my monitor too.
Howard Kendall - worst
John Ebbrell - enough said.
Nigel Spackman - best
A tough one, especially as some deals had been negotiated by Kendall. Paul McGrath did a surprisingly good job in his short time, and Dean Saunders played well for us, but the revelation was
Vassilis Borbokis.
I'm sure I remember him scoring a free kick in a pre-season friendly "the wrong way round" the wall against Blackburn (Brian Deane scored after 15 seconds in that match).
His first League performance was against newly relegated, and hot favourites for promotion, Sunderland.
We stuffed them, and he was the star. Triainos Dellas was also an instant hero as he stood still on the half-way line as two Norwich players bounced off of him on his debut as a sub. His thunderbolt v Portsmouth was special too.
Nigel Spackman - worst
Bobby Ford fits the bill. I remember he had a great game for Oxford against us, and never lived up to it.
Steve Thompson
Never had a chance to do anything.
Steve Bruce
Another who never had the chance to bring anyone in in his short reign.
Adrian Heath
Let's just not .......
St Neil of Warnock - best
With United folding miserably toward the third tier of English football, one player immediately shone, and he'd been a 'boo boy' previously, and he was Shaun Murphy.
With the more resolute style with which we were playing, he took on the mantle of the 'leading centre-back'. United were trying to creat from within now, so there were some odd signings, but for me St Neil's best signing was
Paul Peschisolido.
We had loads of youths coming through, but his natural instinct, a goal grabbing probably gave the youngsters more confidence than owt.
St Neil of Warnock - worst
Geoff Horsfield. What was the point, though there are possibly many others too.
Barny Sornob - best
Without question
James Beattie. 18 goals in front of his nearest rival in the squad?
Barny Sornob - worst
Lee Hendire, by a country mile.
King Kevin II????
Let's wait and see what he can do ......