Bennett to Peterborough?

[Linz]

This one was doing the rounds in the South Stand today.

Apparently Peterborough have offered Bennett a playing and coaching contract but he isn't keen to move back down there.

 

[Foxy]

I'll see if I can find owt out on Monday

 

[WarringtonBlade]

I thought Seth was watching the ice hockey in Europe somewhere, or is that just a smokescreen?

 

[shorehamview]

....he isn't keen to move back down there.

I'm not surprised. It's full of inbreds and the landscape is flatter than a ragman's trumpet.

 

[Foxy]

or is that just a smokescreen?

Would anyone have enough fire wood?

 

[Mad Mick]

I'm not surprised. It's full of inbreds and the landscape is flatter than a ragman's trumpet.

Oi!!! I live near Peterborough.

 

[beightonblade]

guess who started this one ?

 

[shorehamview]

Oi!!! I live near Peterborough.

My mother lived near there for years, in Stilton, then Northborough and after that Deeping St. James, one of my brothers was brought up there, and supports Posh. And out in the surrounding villages there are cyclopseses* and knuckle-draggers galore.


*Cyclopses? Cyclopians? Freaky looking sister-shaggers with less eyes than feet, and certainly less teeth than fingers.

 

[Guesty]

Aye, send the fat hairy git down there!

Oh wait...