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[super_pig]

I'm afraid both Fiona Bruce and Selina Scott fall into the "attractive yet somehow sexless" category for me. Others in that category include Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer.

like fucking a corn flake packet

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

She was 'Diana-lite' though, wasn't she? A kind of 'Blue Cross Spencer' whom one's chauvanistic DNA could never imagine sat reading the latest from Orgreave with a brace of love eggs in and Sandy Gall on footswitch duties.

pommpey

Oh, I think we can do better than old Sandy...

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Oh, I think we can do better than old Sandy...

Wasn’t he ITV
People will be bringing up Reg Bosinquet next.

Forum police time!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Wasn’t he ITV
People will be bringing up Reg Bosinquet next.

Forum police time!

I think we've had a few from t'other side.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

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I know we've gone off topic but what about Sally James from TISWAS.

Anna Ford?? Valerie Singleton???? You lot have lost the plot. When it comes to Children's TV fantasy items there's only one...

1. You were beaten to it (as was I) by a much better pic (IMO)
2. You obviously hadn't read the whole thread or you'd have given up the search for a better picture than the previous one

Any excuse to see both pics again .....

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I see your Susan Stranks, your Sally James, your Val Singletons etc and I give you

Maddy Smith and Luan Peters - now maybe this thread should be in the NSFW section

 

[broomhillblade]

Standing for the newly formed Democratic English Sheffield Socialist Organisation?

Well being as how you're not a pig, you've got my vote, but I can't speak for Grappler. grafikhaus, broomhillblade and Fulwood Blade.

I haven't lived in Broomhill for nearly 14 years – I just couldn't be bothered to change my username. I've been living in Boston (Lincolnshire) since 2004, but will be moving soon to a new abode at Retford. The vendor is a keen Blade so the house should contain some good vibes...

 

[The Crab]

I see your Susan Stranks, your Sally James, your Val Singletons etc and I give you

Maddy Smith and Luan Peters - now maybe this thread should be in the NSFW section


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Good God, you could have an eye out with them.

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Oh, I think we can do better than old Sandy...

Long time since I saw a picture of the magnificently bewigged Reggie. Usually appeared on News at Ten pissed as a fart.

These characters wouldn't get a look in these days.

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

Mate, have you seen how she handles a spade? The vice-like grip, lifting 15-20kg of freshly loamed topsoil from garden to barrow? You can't do that operation without phalanges which would hold fast the mighty Queen Elizabeth in a Force 8, gusting 9.

Now, transpose that strangler's grasp onto your tumescent hrahm. Or your tomatoes. You'd be in A&E with your fun equipment looking like volleyed liver within fifteen minutes. She'd probably pull it free like an in-season leek and toss it casually into the shoe caddy at the foot of the bed.

It's a 'no' from me I'm afraid. Lucy Verasamy me up, waiter.

pommpey

Charlie Dimmock.... She had nips you could hang a wet duffle coat off.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Ellie Crissell. Woof

 

[Ivanhoe]

Francois pascal gave me an arm like "popey"

 

[COME BACK CHED]

 

[SalopianBlade]

Thought this was hilarious in comments section:

13. Posted byPuddled Jemimaduck
on26 Oct 2017 13:31

I'm not a fan of either Sheffield club but can see a great job being done when it's right in front of your eyes. Still, got to get back to my Wednesday fitness regime - 60 seconds of bouncing and hours of crying....

 

[3-GBlade]

I saw Charlie Dimmock on something the other day. Fucking hell, has she swallowed Alan Titchmarsh or something? Definately well into BBW territory.

I saw that programme and though Wtf???!!
I have met Charlies about 15 years ago and she does have a certain sexyness in real life

 

[Weasel]

I'm afraid both Fiona Bruce and Selina Scott fall into the "attractive yet somehow sexless" category for me. Others in that category include Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer.

Agree. Somehow they just don't look slutty enough. A damp squib. I might have been married to my lady for a decade but she can still look like she can suck the Thames dry when she is in the mood.

 

[Weasel]

Back to the original post. BBC. In their day (late 80s and early 90s) well handy fukas. Top of the tree in hooligan circles along with Chelski. They were the boys. Some decent lads amongst em to know (some still are cos i know a lot of em), but some of em were reight arseholes. Bit like life I suppose.

They liked a battle, caused some bollox. Most of em grew up. Some moved away, some slipped off the radar, some passed away (rip lads). They aren't a different breed to the rest of us though. The members of the original beeb - well most now have wives and kids, some have mortgages, they go to parents/grandparents evenings (more probably grandkids evenings). In short they grew up and.started getting old.

That said, they could seriously do a bit back in the day and despite all the angst demonstrated by some on here, they were a necessary evil in that they kept people like my old man getting bashed whilst most fans stood on the Kop trying to watch the Blades match. For that they get my thanks.

Most grow out of it like young kids do. But the beeb stopped a lot of bollox happening on the Shoreham with innocent people. Still think they were daft prats though, and they relied on the surrounding village Blades to help em out when they had bit off more than they could chew on the odd occasion away from home. So I've been told

 

[pommpey]

I think it alludes to the idea that said fart, rather than coming out in gaseous form as is normal, came in a semi-solid form ( known in the trade as a follow - through )

Always be conscious of the old adage " Never trust a fart after 60 "

And her tea towel holder, I'd imagine, has been thoroughly and manfully Weinsteined during her mercurial rise to the Premier Wank League (sponsored by FapJelly). It's possibly had some reyt hammer, rendering any hope of withholding any stools less than 30mm diameter a real task unless it is augmented with pulses and cereals for grippage. According to Wikipedia, at the 1996 Academy Awards, she shat herself upside down having misjudged a let-off at the Vogue after party. She was wearing a Christian LaVadge white chiffon gown an all. She looked like she'd been cross countrying in Gravesy in January and had to pay the cabbie a tenner extra to get her back to the Travelodge.

pommpey

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

Palais nightclub (Sainsburys) on London Road 1992 - Tear Gas and Ecstasy

 

[alcoblade]

I see your Susan Stranks, your Sally James, your Val Singletons etc and I give you

Maddy Smith and Luan Peters - now maybe this thread should be in the NSFW section


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I think it’s time we all showed women a bit more respect, but.....

Just look at the cans on that bimbo

 

[alcoblade]

I see your Susan Stranks, your Sally James, your Val Singletons etc and I give you

Maddy Smith and Luan Peters - now maybe this thread should be in the NSFW section

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

I see your Susan Stranks, your Sally James, your Val Singletons etc and I give you

Maddy Smith and Luan Peters - now maybe this thread should be in the NSFW section


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Dem Nipps Tho

 

[alcoblade]

and they relied on the surrounding village Blades to help em out when they had bit off more than they could chew on the odd occasion away from home. So I've been told

Dinnington / Anston?

 

[Aston max]

I see your Susan Stranks, your Sally James, your Val Singletons etc and I give you

Maddy Smith and Luan Peters - now maybe this thread should be in the NSFW section


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Not sorry got to be kids presenters

 

[BladeTillIDie]

Anyone got any old photos of BBC?

 

[Harry's Game]

Blue Peter really was awful. Stop trying to educate me ffs, I've been at bastard school all day, I want to watch cartoons like Scooby Doo, not learn how to make the Eiffel Tower out of a shitting washing up bottle.

Yeah but then again Janet Ellis...

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

Anyone got any old photos of BBC?

 

[BushBlade]

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

 

[Greenblades]

I was in that lot not by choice I may add, but on that day when you got off the train in Leeds you were immediately surrounded by plod and walked to the ground regardless. Had all sorts thrown at us as well!