BBC

[pommpey]

It looked worn.

She's been on Strictly so no doubt been swung round by the giblets, thrown up in the air and caught by the twat and had some or other fast-action from one of the snake-hipped, non-gay partners, possibly Arturo de Potato or whatever he's called.

At this rate, I'm never going to be MP for Sheffield Hallam, am I?

pommpey

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Disappointingly I can't seem to find the listing for "Sue Perkins' Ganges" in this weeks Radio Times.

On another note, someone referred to Anna Richardson which reminded me .....
As a younger married man my then wife could never fathom out my keen interest in early evening DIY programmes... especially as I spent rather a lot of time slating that deranged wannabe dandy fop they had on.

 

[The Crab]

She's been on Strictly so no doubt been swung round by the giblets, thrown up in the air and caught by the twat and had some or other fast-action from one of the snake-hipped, non-gay partners, possibly Arturo de Potato or whatever he's called.

At this rate, I'm never going to be MP for Sheffield Hallam, am I?

pommpey

What you need is the backing of a big hitting, up and coming business crab.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Was was the original question ? ....... Age /. Dementia and all that ?

I... I can't remember.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Was was the original question ? ....... Age /. Dementia and all that ?

Yes dear, my savings are in the brown teapot under the sink.....

 

[The Crab]

Yes dear, my savings are in the brown teapot under the sink.....

Big Vern thanks you, it will save any unnecessary damage later on.

 

[raul]

Who would win a fight between Big Vern and H the Enforcer?

 

[Crouchy]

She's been on Strictly so no doubt been swung round by the giblets, thrown up in the air and caught by the twat and had some or other fast-action from one of the snake-hipped, non-gay partners, possibly Arturo de Potato or whatever he's called.

At this rate, I'm never going to be MP for Sheffield Hallam, am I?

pommpey

She was with Kevin from Grimsby who used to dance with his sister.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Who would win a fight between Big Vern and H the Enforcer?

The sort of question some oaf off BladesMad would ask.

I despair, l really do.....

 

[Sean Thornton]

Big Vern thanks you, it will save any unnecessary damage later on.

It was a euphemism

 

[Crouchy]

Say it aint so........................

Now look.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

The sort of question some oaf off BladesMad would ask.

I despair, l really do.....

The bladesmad answer is of course Tony Soprano, if you can drag him away from handing out punishment slaps in the Cricketers.

 

[Lazerblade]

I remember some young lads, years ago, talking about one of the "BBC", an older bloke, organised loads of aggro (as we used to call it), when they told me his name, I laughed, he was an absolute "nowter" as we used to say, from my school. A bully who hung around with a couple of other bullies and picked on younger kids. It would have been right up his street to organise stuff and then conveniently not be there. I remember gang fights when I was a teenager, he would be up at the front, leading us into battle, and as the opposition got closer, he seemed to be sliding back through the mob, until he was behind us all!

I can't be 100% sure, but think he invented "the Moonwalk", about a decade before Michael Jackson did...........

Sorry to go back a few pages, only just had time to catch up.
I worked with a guy who I know for a fact couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag. When I found out he was part of the BBC I nearly pissed myself.
Typical gang hanger on, bet he was faster at the moonwalk than baldock is forwards at full tilt. Always thought he was ok until I found out, could never look at him the same afterwards.

 

[The Crab]

Now look.

Oh dear

 

[The Crab]

Disappointingly I can't seem to find the listing for "Sue Perkins' Ganges" in this weeks Radio Times.

On another note, someone referred to Anna Richardson which reminded me .....
As a younger married man my then wife could never fathom out my keen interest in early evening DIY programmes... especially as I spent rather a lot of time slating that deranged wannabe dandy fop they had on.

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I saw Charlie Dimmock on something the other day. Fucking hell, has she swallowed Alan Titchmarsh or something? Definately well into BBW territory.

 

[pommpey]

Now look.

Christ almighty. She looks like she's just gambled on a fart and drawn mud.

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

I saw Charlie Dimmock on something the other day. Fucking hell, has she swallowed Alan Titchmarsh or something? Definately well into BBW territory.

I always though Charlie was a chap to be honest. Good pecs, strong with plough.

pommpey

 

[I should coco]

At this rate, I'm never going to be MP for Sheffield Hallam, am I?

Standing for the newly formed Democratic English Sheffield Socialist Organisation?

Well being as how you're not a pig, you've got my vote, but I can't speak for Grappler. grafikhaus, broomhillblade and Fulwood Blade.

 

[I should coco]

Christ almighty. She looks like she's just gambled on a fart and drawn mud.

Not quite sure what that means exactly but she looks a bit gruesome and it obviously isn't a compliment, so have a like.

 

[The Crab]

I always though Charlie was a chap to be honest. Good pecs, strong with plough.

pommpey

Flame haired, nice norks. Not bad boxes to tick in Crab World. Heavier than me now though, considerably.

 

[The Crab]

Not quite sure what that means exactly but she looks a bit gruesome and it obviously isn't a compliment, so have a like.

Wait until you get to my age, you will become aquainted with what that means

 

[BushBlade]

Now look.

Is that Lee Majors?

 

[pommpey]

Flame haired, nice norks. Not bad boxes to tick in Crab World. Heavier than me now though, considerably.

Mate, have you seen how she handles a spade? The vice-like grip, lifting 15-20kg of freshly loamed topsoil from garden to barrow? You can't do that operation without phalanges which would hold fast the mighty Queen Elizabeth in a Force 8, gusting 9.

Now, transpose that strangler's grasp onto your tumescent hrahm. Or your tomatoes. You'd be in A&E with your fun equipment looking like volleyed liver within fifteen minutes. She'd probably pull it free like an in-season leek and toss it casually into the shoe caddy at the foot of the bed.

It's a 'no' from me I'm afraid. Lucy Verasamy me up, waiter.

pommpey

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I saw Charlie Dimmock on something the other day. Fucking hell, has she swallowed Alan Titchmarsh or something? Definately well into BBW territory.

You think Charlie Dimmock is beautiful?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Is that Lee Majors?

It’s definitely not Lee Minors.

 

[The Crab]

Mate, have you seen how she handles a spade? The vice-like grip, lifting 15-20kg of freshly loamed topsoil from garden to barrow? You can't do that operation without phalanges which would hold fast the mighty Queen Elizabeth in a Force 8, gusting 9.

Now, transpose that strangler's grasp onto your tumescent hrahm. Or your tomatoes. You'd be in A&E with your fun equipment looking like volleyed liver within fifteen minutes. She'd probably pull it free like an in-season leek and toss it casually into the shoe caddy at the foot of the bed.

It's a 'no' from me I'm afraid. Lucy Verasamy me up, waiter.

pommpey

Crab Escort Services, a division of Crab Industries offer that sort of thing as standard.

 

[The Crab]

You think Charlie Dimmock is beautiful?

Not in the classical sense. Well, not in any sense now.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Not quite sure what that means exactly but she looks a bit gruesome and it obviously isn't a compliment, so have a like.

I think it alludes to the idea that said fart, rather than coming out in gaseous form as is normal, came in a semi-solid form ( known in the trade as a follow - through )

Always be conscious of the old adage " Never trust a fart after 60 "

 

[Fulwood Blade]

Standing for the newly formed Democratic English Sheffield Socialist Organisation?

Well being as how you're not a pig, you've got my vote, but I can't speak for Grappler. grafikhaus, broomhillblade and Fulwood Blade.

depends........Unlike the present incumbent who apparently/allegedly has called Blades "Fucking pigs" - has someone put Jared in the twats section yet?

UTB

 

[The Crab]

I think it alludes to the idea that said fart, rather than coming out in gaseous form as is normal, came in a semi-solid form ( known in the trade as a follow - through )

Always be conscious of the old adage " Never trust a fart after 60 "

I'm 47 and I trust that the guy who rang about my "recent accident" is above board more than I trust my bottom coughs.