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snootyfenooty said:
Some BBC newsreaders have always been a bit tasty. Fiona Bruce still does it for me. But does anyone remember this one:

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I'm afraid both Fiona Bruce and Selina Scott fall into the "attractive yet somehow sexless" category for me. Others in that category include Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer.
 

pommpey said:
I got my money back on that one. I was actually worse after the course.

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I'd check that cash if I were you. I'm pretty sure you can't spend anything with the Monopoly Man on it. It was my P.A Nicki's fault, I'll send her round to apologise.
 
Crouchy said:
I'm afraid both Fiona Bruce and Selina Scott fall into the "attractive yet somehow sexless" category for me. Others in that category include Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer.
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I'd agree on most of those, but Fiona Bruce is quite nice. I bet she's filthier than one of these.......................

 
The Crab said:
I'd agree on most of those, but Fiona Bruce is quite nice. I bet she's filthier than one of these.......................

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That's the impression I get. She's got that je ne sais quoi and it gives me the tingle.
 
Crouchy said:
I'm afraid both Fiona Bruce and Selina Scott fall into the "attractive yet somehow sexless" category for me. Others in that category include Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer.
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These supermodels don't do anything for me either, all seem a bit fake. Except for Mossy. Not the best looking or the best bod but I bet a session in the sack with her would be akin to wrestling with a rattlesnake.
 
snootyfenooty said:
These supermodels don't do anything for me either, all seem a bit fake. Except for Mossy. Not the best looking or the best bod but I bet a session in the sack with her would be akin to wrestling with a rattlesnake.
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She's grubby, and not in a good way. Also, it'd be like fucking a clothes airer - she's far too thin.
 
pommpey said:
'Apparently' there's quite a bit of footage of her on YT crossing and uncrossing her legs on BBC Breakfast and showing her wares* in the most degrading and disgusting manner with no dignity whatsoever. No siree. Disgraceful behaviour which should be denounced and not encouraged.

I bet it's like a badger's back. Sorry. That just came out.

*I don't know how I know this, honest.

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A quick search, where a hub of such videos can be found, proves said video does indeed exist.

Some people will wank to owt :D there's fuck all to see. Strange choice of background score and a lot of zooming-in. Bizarre.
 
I should coco said:
You've not mentioned Nick "Monty" Montgomery for a week or two so a like is well overdue.

On the earlier pervy theme, Joanna Lumley was something else as Purdey in the Avengers but you'd need to check whether her teeth were on the bedside table these days.
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Better on the bedside table, fantastic blow job :rolleyes:
 
I was always partial to girl next door gill dando. Sadly no longer with us after a nutter killed her. :(
 
Grappler said:
Would you ever get away with a "Daisy Duke" type, these days, on at 5.30 on the BBC on a Saturday tea time?, in those shorts?

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This is the 2017 'diversity' Daisy Duke as cast by the BBC.

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I had to google that pic so MI5, NSA, please note - for research purposes only! :p
 

Crouchy said:
I'm afraid both Fiona Bruce and Selina Scott fall into the "attractive yet somehow sexless" category for me. Others in that category include Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer.
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Fiona Bruce and Selina Scott were put out as semi attractive serious newsreaders. You wouldn't want to be knocking one out while being informed of an interest rate rise, while Sally James, Janet Ellis etc were used as wank bait for twelve year olds.
 
Sean Thornton said:
I thought Edward Heath had got the blame for that after she threatened to expose his life as a gigolo to rich middle aged women?
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Allegedly small boys on boats were his thing. Wasn’t it some crazy with an obsession with Freddy Mercury?
 
west_yorks_blade said:
Allegedly small boys on boats were his thing. Wasn’t it some crazy with an obsession with Freddy Mercury?
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Someone was put away for it in 2001 but the conviction was quashed and he was released in '08. Murder remains unsolved.
 
west_yorks_blade said:
Allegedly small boys on boats were his thing. Wasn’t it some crazy with an obsession with Freddy Mercury?
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The one I read was that she was on the brink of doing a big expose on a paedo ring. Considering the various members of the upper echelons of society who were involved in these, it's not difficult to understand the ease with which the hit was carried out and covered up. The Freddie Mercury thing was a red-herring and the person convicted was a fall guy with mental issues.
 
snootyfenooty said:
The one I read was that she was on the brink of doing a big expose on a paedo ring. Considering the various members of the upper echelons of society who were involved in these, it's not difficult to understand the ease with which the hit was carried out and covered up. The Freddie Mercury thing was a red-herring and the person convicted was a fall guy with mental issues.
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Say it aint so........................

 
snootyfenooty said:
The one I read was that she was on the brink of doing a big expose on a paedo ring. Considering the various members of the upper echelons of society who were involved in these, it's not difficult to understand the ease with which the hit was carried out and covered up. The Freddie Mercury thing was a red-herring and the person convicted was a fall guy with mental issues.
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Oh wow didn’t know that. I see where you are coming from Sean Thornton
 
pommpey said:
Apparently Richardson had a trigger in her contract and she transferred over in 2014 and came off solids.

Life's like that. I blame her ex-fella, mesen.

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Real life lesbians should be like porno ones. In real life it's either one who looks like Arthur Mullard and one passable one, or they both look like Michael Douglas's character D-Fens in Falling Down.
 
TomJonesBlade said:
A quick search, where a hub of such videos can be found, proves said video does indeed exist.

Some people will wank to owt :D there's fuck all to see. Strange choice of background score and a lot of zooming-in. Bizarre.
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I wouldn't know mate. Since the court case and imprisonment, my internet access has been via my case worker's laptop.

pommpey
 

Bladesman said:
Fucking crab tax? Now I just think you are making these things up! :)
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No, the Fucking Crab Tax applies if you use our Crab Crustacean Fantasies Experience.

The standard Crab Tax is used to fund my Fact Finding trips, these are essential for Research & Development in order to enhance the customer experience of anyone who uses any of the services or products that Crab Industries provides.

I hope this alleviates your concerns and thank you for calling, your call is very important to us *

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