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John Street West Terrace said:
The Acid House scene started around same time and a lot of lads moved away from football some into the dealing which in Sheff caused a lot of bollocks with the bouncers at certain sites .
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Remember seeing a fucking massive scrap outside Josephine's between the bouncers and Asians about 1991. Really, really big dust up, windows going in, toe-to-toe battling, claret and people laid out. Ten minutes before SYP coolly arrived on scene by which time they were mopping up.

Not a blade or shooter as well. Them were t'days.

pommpey
 

Grappler said:
These days you get this sort of thing, on at prime time BBC tonight.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09blcw9

BBC: Yes Sue, what can we do for you?

Sue Perkins: Wondered if you would be interested in my idea for a prime time show?

BBC: and what would that be Sue?

Sue Perkins: A wonderful personal journey to find the source of the Ganges, involving lots of travel, lovely scenery, warm weather, great food and nice drinks.

BBC: Ahh, now that sounds like the sort of thing people like, I would normally suggest Attenborough for this, but he is getting old and maybe not up for all the travel, so I assume you would like one of the nation's favourites, like Joanna Lumley or Nick "Monty" Montgomery?

Sue Perkins: Well, I think, to really get the audience ratings up, we need someone much more loved than that

BBC: Hmmm ok, who would that be?

Sue Perkins: Me

BBC: er...so, you want to make a series, where you go and travel up the Ganges, all expenses paid?

Sue Perkins: Yes that's correct

BBC: and.....who would be paying for this Sue?

Sue Perkins: Why, the license fee payers of course

BBC: Well, to be honest, I am not sure that......

Sue Perkins: (interrupting) and of course, with me hosting the show, this ticks all your "diversity" boxes, and makes the show "inclusive", doesn't it........

BBC: Er....very good point Sue, a lovely idea, let me get me sign off a load of license fee payers money for you
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Just the mention of that witches name makes my blood boil. Talentless cow.
 
Mad Mick said:
For your information Susan Stranks had lovely nipples. :)
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Oh yes, agreed!
Remember watching Magpie one teatime and Stranks was modelling some Victorian clothes with a very see through blouse (no bra), my teenage eyes were on stalks... Amongst other things..
 
Grappler said:
These days you get this sort of thing, on at prime time BBC tonight.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09blcw9

BBC: Yes Sue, what can we do for you?

Sue Perkins: Wondered if you would be interested in my idea for a prime time show?

BBC: and what would that be Sue?

Sue Perkins: A wonderful personal journey to find the source of the Ganges, involving lots of travel, lovely scenery, warm weather, great food and nice drinks.

BBC: Ahh, now that sounds like the sort of thing people like, I would normally suggest Attenborough for this, but he is getting old and maybe not up for all the travel, so I assume you would like one of the nation's favourites, like Joanna Lumley or Nick "Monty" Montgomery?

Sue Perkins: Well, I think, to really get the audience ratings up, we need someone much more loved than that

BBC: Hmmm ok, who would that be?

Sue Perkins: Me

BBC: er...so, you want to make a series, where you go and travel up the Ganges, all expenses paid?

Sue Perkins: Yes that's correct

BBC: and.....who would be paying for this Sue?

Sue Perkins: Why, the license fee payers of course

BBC: Well, to be honest, I am not sure that......

Sue Perkins: (interrupting) and of course, with me hosting the show, this ticks all your "diversity" boxes, and makes the show "inclusive", doesn't it........

BBC: Er....very good point Sue, a lovely idea, let me get me sign off a load of license fee payers money for you
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I saw her Mekong one, and it was 'okay'. Now, because she's Bakexited (and presumably still on the books), the Beeb are indulging her in this jamboree. Saw the first one. This time she's offering her witty asides to northern Indian indigenous people who clearly a. no speaka da lingo and b. don't get her university-bred, refrectory-level snarkiness. And apparently she's on a mission. To be honest, the Ganges is a thousand miles of floating human liquefied human excrement (please, Hindus, this is figuratively speaking, it obv has spiritual magic or summat for you so don't get all cross) and you can see the clipboard-carrying junior 'producers' (i.e. the ones who carry Perkins's bags and bottles of Evian and suck up to her) will be doing everything they can to make it look like she is mucking in with the locals as they lower their shawls and fire hot gouts of diahorrea into the fast flowing waters from a cliff. Go on Sue. Get in there and bathe in the spiritual wonder of this sacred river. You unfunny cunt.

pommpey
 
pommpey said:
Remember seeing a fucking massive scrap outside Josephine's between the bouncers and Asians about 1991. Really, really big dust up, windows going in, toe-to-toe battling, claret and people laid out. Ten minutes before SYP coolly arrived on scene by which time they were mopping up.

Not a blade or shooter as well. Them were t'days.

pommpey
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Saw same outside Berlin’s / Isabella’s around same time mate , there always used to be a lot of bollocks with door staff at the Music Factory around same time a lot stemming from my comments above.

Nowadays they’d be flashing steel or a shooter at the drop of a hat
 
I knew a couple of the BBC lads from drinking on London road in my youth. I remember a match against millwall at bdtb. I think we won 2-1 but can't remember the year. I was sat in the BLUT and walked out afterwards onto bramall lane to be confronted by loads of Utd fans being held back by a line of SYP and a few yards further down were the millwall fuckwits also being held back by a line of SYP. When I got to the other side walking up to London road. I turned round to see blades fans had charged at the millwall fans!. Coppers helmets flying everywhere and a bald headed millwall fan shouting stand millwall stand as most of his mates were hot footing down to st Mary's gate. It made me realise that the BBC had got some hard lads who never shirked a fight!!.
 
Liverpool blade said:
It made me realise that the BBC had got some hard lads who never shirked a fight!!.
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The Pompey fans and 6:57 (not the same thing, you understand) always revered the BBC as ones up for the challenge.

Their book on the 6:57 mentions dust ups with the BBC, too. My neighbour on one side is in one of their pictures on an away day and my former neighbour but one was a notorious 6:57 bastard in his days and has only just finished a lengthy ban from Fratton Park fo racist gesturing and abuse. Having shared a few beers with him a. I wouldn't fuck about with him and b. I am not surprised. He isn't a pleasant bloke.

pommpey
 
steve26272 said:
this is the best thread I've seen in ages.
a few looking for intel or war stories about our hooligan element, and the majority wank reminiscing about the 3 times a day teenage tugs
So to join in i offer you -
Isla st Clair
daisy duke
Grattans catalogue underwear pages
Jill Dando (pre1999)
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Lightweight
 
Grappler said:
so I assume you would like one of the nation's favourites, like Joanna Lumley or Nick "Monty" Montgomery?
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You've not mentioned Nick "Monty" Montgomery for a week or two so a like is well overdue.

On the earlier pervy theme, Joanna Lumley was something else as Purdey in the Avengers but you'd need to check whether her teeth were on the bedside table these days.
 
Grappler said:
Nope, the "BBC" was just the latest name for them, before then it was the Shoreham Riot Squad (late 60's/early 70's), who all wore boiler suits and steel capped boots, bit sort of Clockwork Orange-ish from memory.

They became the Shoreham Republican Army (mid 70's?), or the "SRA"

"...Aye, aye, aye, aye
Shoreham Republican Army (we're barmy)
Wherever we go, we fear no foe
Cos we are the SRA "

BBC was around 1990/81?

Someone with a bit more knowledge will put me straight on the above, if needed.
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No knowledge at all but SRA was certainly 75 -78. Sally James...............;)
 
stringjunior said:
I thought Crab Beans and Pulses (a subsidiary or Crab Industries) had that market all sewn up.

The Crab ?
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It's fair to say there are some legal issues around this. Crab, Crab & Crab LLP (a division of Crab Industries) are in negotiations with Sean Thornton 's people in the hope we can come to an arrangement that suits both parties*

*by both parties I mean me :)

Sadly, this sort of thing can happen when you get too big, and have too many pincers in too many pies.
 

Grappler said:
These days you get this sort of thing, on at prime time BBC tonight.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09blcw9

BBC: Yes Sue, what can we do for you?

Sue Perkins: Wondered if you would be interested in my idea for a prime time show?

BBC: and what would that be Sue?

Sue Perkins: A wonderful personal journey to find the source of the Ganges, involving lots of travel, lovely scenery, warm weather, great food and nice drinks.

BBC: Ahh, now that sounds like the sort of thing people like, I would normally suggest Attenborough for this, but he is getting old and maybe not up for all the travel, so I assume you would like one of the nation's favourites, like Joanna Lumley or Nick "Monty" Montgomery?

Sue Perkins: Well, I think, to really get the audience ratings up, we need someone much more loved than that

BBC: Hmmm ok, who would that be?

Sue Perkins: Me

BBC: er...so, you want to make a series, where you go and travel up the Ganges, all expenses paid?

Sue Perkins: Yes that's correct

BBC: and.....who would be paying for this Sue?

Sue Perkins: Why, the license fee payers of course

BBC: Well, to be honest, I am not sure that......

Sue Perkins: (interrupting) and of course, with me hosting the show, this ticks all your "diversity" boxes, and makes the show "inclusive", doesn't it........

BBC: Er....very good point Sue, a lovely idea, let me get me sign off a load of license fee payers money for you
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Yes, but this is what Sue Perkins is fucking:

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Hillsboro Blade said:
View attachment 32540 Susannah Reid......come to ButtHead.
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'Apparently' there's quite a bit of footage of her on YT crossing and uncrossing her legs on BBC Breakfast and showing her wares* in the most degrading and disgusting manner with no dignity whatsoever. No siree. Disgraceful behaviour which should be denounced and not encouraged.

I bet it's like a badger's back. Sorry. That just came out.

*I don't know how I know this, honest.

pommpey
 
snootyfenooty said:
Some BBC newsreaders have always been a bit tasty. Fiona Bruce still does it for me. But does anyone remember this one:

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She was 'Diana-lite' though, wasn't she? A kind of 'Blue Cross Spencer' whom one's chauvanistic DNA could never imagine sat reading the latest from Orgreave with a brace of love eggs in and Sandy Gall on footswitch duties.

pommpey
 
pommpey said:
'Apparently' there's quite a bit of footage of her on YT crossing and uncrossing her legs on BBC Breakfast and showing her wares* in the most degrading and disgusting manner with no dignity whatsoever. No siree. Disgraceful behaviour which should be denounced and not encouraged.

I bet it's like a badger's back. Sorry. That just came out.

*I don't know how I know this, honest.

pommpey
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It looked worn.
 
pommpey said:
'Apparently' there's quite a bit of footage of her on YT crossing and uncrossing her legs on BBC Breakfast and showing her wares* in the most degrading and disgusting manner with no dignity whatsoever. No siree. Disgraceful behaviour which should be denounced and not encouraged.

I bet it's like a badger's back. Sorry. That just came out.

*I don't know how I know this, honest.

pommpey
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pommpey said:
She was 'Diana-lite' though, wasn't she? A kind of 'Blue Cross Spencer' whom one's chauvanistic DNA could never imagine sat reading the latest from Orgreave with a brace of love eggs in and Sandy Gall on footswitch duties.

pommpey
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I imagined most of that too, but it was Alistair Burnett not Sandy Gall*

*except the one time when Gordon Honeycombe made a guest appearance.
 

The Crab said:
You need a course of treatment at Crab Medical Solutions, a division of Crab Industries. Our patented "Embrace Your Inner Pervert" course is on offer this week for only £1499.99 plus Vat plus Crab Tax.
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I got my money back on that one. I was actually worse after the course.

pommpey
 
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