Bad decisions whilst supporting united

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Got talking the other day about THE semi final at wembley and what an utterly stupid decision I made to go on a mixed coach ie some united some Wednesday fans ... Easy looking back but really not a good idea when all mates on the same coach - bound to end in tears one way or the other !!
So it got me thinking has anyone got any similar stories where you have mad a decision supporting united you now regard as stupid ??
 



Got talking the other day about THE semi final at wembley and what an utterly stupid decision I made to go on a mixed coach ie some united some Wednesday fans ... Easy looking back but really not a good idea when all mates on the same coach - bound to end in tears one way or the other !!
So it got me thinking has anyone got any similar stories where you have mad a decision supporting united you now regard as stupid ??


Nowt bad about being a Blade, getting mixed up with being a pig?
 
Think it was 1975. United had a pre-season tour of Europe taking in Nantes (France), Heracles (Holland) and somebody else.I thought it was a good idea to combine it with an Interrail trip. Everything booked, I set off and, having checked with the club several times to confirm dates and times, I was camped just outside Nantes. On the evening of the match, I found a bar near the ground. I thought the streets were a bit quiet but, for a pre-season friendly, not too surprising. As I approached the bar, the bird behind the bar immediately recognised that I was a Blade (must have been the bobble-hat and No.10 United shirt.)

She began babbling on about 'la ball'. 'Jah, jah ' I replied in my best French 'The ball! I'm here for the ball!' 'Non, non!' she said, fucked off for a local paper and showed it to me. Seemed the match had been switched at the last minute to La Baule - about 60 miles away! Last train disappearing down the track. Cheapest taxi £25 (a fucking fortune back then), I went back to my tent and cried.

Next morning, sun up and I got out a map of Europe. 'Fuck United!' I thought (not for the last time) and spent a month travelling the length and breadth of Europe. Happy days!
 
Not a stupid decision but here is my memories of that day. We went on a mixed coach with my Brother's football team and it was OK on the way back. No bother or anything.

We actually went as a mixed family because my Dad was a pig fan. All 3 of his Sons, including me obviously are Blades and he always said to us "You lot will never get to Wembley. In fact, I'm that confident that if you ever do, by some miracle, I'll pay for all 3 of you to go". You ought to have seen his face when the FA were pressurised into switching our Semi from Elland Road to Wembley. "Cough up Dad!" To his credit he did, he paid for the lot. Match tickets, coach fare, food, drink, the lot.
On the way down we stopped at a little market town and my Dad and me were browsing one of the stalls and the stallholder was staring at us. "What's up?" I asked him. "You 2" he replied. "What?" I asked. "He said "He's a Wednesday fan and you're a United fan and you're talking to each other". I said "yeah, he's my Dad. What do you want me to do, hate him for a day?" He looked bewildered!

Back to mistakes. When we played Crystal Palace in the Play off final, myself, my Brother and a mate decided to make a weekend of it and went to Brighton for a couple of nights before the match. Unfortunately there was some big dance festival on at the same time and we couldn't get any digs. We ended up in Worthing which for those of you that don't know it was (and might still be) God's waiting room. because of this weekend (which wasn't a mistake) we ended up driving up to Wembley from south of that there fancy London, straight through the middle of the gathering throng of Crystal Palace fans. 3 blokes dressed in United shirts crawling through traffic in a Ford Mondeo getting barracked by shitloads of Palace fans. Good job it was them. They're a bit more peace loving than Millwall but then again so was Hitler. That could have got a bit nawty but didn't. It was however, a very uncomfortable journey.

Travelling down to Bristol City when we got promoted from the old 3rd division under Bassett without a ticket was also a mistake. The coppers stopped our coach in the Avon Gorge and said to the driver "how many more behind you, about 4 or 5?" The driver said "Are you kidding, this lot are getting promoted, there must be about 45 coaches". The copper said "Bloody hell, we're not ready for that!" When we got there the away stand was full and they let us start filling up one of the stands at the side of the pitch. We thought it was full of Blades until one half of the stand started singing "City!" I was sat 2 seats from the aisle which was the segregation between the 2 sets of fans. I counted 5 police stood on the whole aisle between us and 2 of them were WPC's. Needless to say, towards the end of the match it all kicked off in the stand and we were caught up in the middle of it.

Another mistake was made by my mate when we stopped at a pub in the middle of nowhere on our way to Notts County. It was a "local" pub and he was a bit peckish. There was one sandwich on the bar under a cover and he asked if he could have it. The whole pub went silent and stared at him. It was obviously "Stan's" or somebody's sandwich. "On second thoughts, a bag of crisps will do". he bottled.
 
Anyone ever rocked up in a foreign country on the wrong date? Just asking like.

Worst decision I made was taking advice from a copper whilst visiting Upton Park early in the 78/79 season. Advised us not to go in the "away" end as it was already "infiltrated" (no tickets in those days). Pointed us around the corner to the tunnel side of the ground. Ninety minutes surrounded by the whole National Front it seemed. Sabella was kicked out of the game inside the first 10 and we lost to 2 Brian Robson penalties that were as dodgy as they come. All taken with a mute smile. Horrendous.

Oh, and the moment we "outed" ourselves in the main stand at Elland Road when Morris and Edwards combined for a goal that just couldn't go uncelebrated despite the surroundings.
 
Went to Burnley for the 1st time in 05/06 I believe. We won 2-1 (I think Shipperley scored), cracking game of football..... Burnley's a shit hole.

Never again.
 
Walking into a pub in Brixton (it all went quiet) in the late 70s after a night match away at Palace
 
Driving through the Arctic wastes of Northern Europe this Christmas, just to see the Blades, only for the match to be 'snowed off'... because SUFC couldn't be bothered to get their act together!
 



Going to Chelski when we were relegated. Stayed at friends, champagne in the fridge, what could go wrong?

Did the same before the mk Dons game and it stayed there until after the Huddersfield loss. It's been on the garage floor gathering dust ever since!
 
I had the offer to see United at home vs Spurs once when I was young. Told my Dad I'd pass as I had my own sport on that evening.

United 6-0 Spurs.

:(
 
Hitch hiked to Crystal Palace 1972, a Saturday in November I think, pouring rain all the way, got in the ground, about 2-50pm the Ref calls the match off, waterlogged pitch. On the way out we all got free tickets for the re-organised match for a Tuesday night the following February. I didn't go.


Went on the M'boro kop 1971, got leathered all o'er LOL
 
Anyone ever rocked up in a foreign country on the wrong date? Just asking like.

Worst decision I made was taking advice from a copper whilst visiting Upton Park early in the 78/79 season. Advised us not to go in the "away" end as it was already "infiltrated" (no tickets in those days). Pointed us around the corner to the tunnel side of the ground. Ninety minutes surrounded by the whole National Front it seemed. Sabella was kicked out of the game inside the first 10 and we lost to 2 Brian Robson penalties that were as dodgy as they come. All taken with a mute smile. Horrendous.

Oh, and the moment we "outed" ourselves in the main stand at Elland Road when Morris and Edwards combined for a goal that just couldn't go uncelebrated despite the surroundings.

I was steward on a HQ coach and arrived at the ground late, seams I met that same copper, sent me and my mate to the same fate. Turned hot that afternoon and me and my mate spent the whole match with our coats zipped to the neck cause we had both bought Alex Sebella is manic T shirts.

After the match we were sent down side streets away from coaches much to our objections only to be sheaparded into Wet spam fans.
 
Going to Chelski when we were relegated. Stayed at friends, champagne in the fridge, what could go wrong?
Yes I was there, went round Covent Garden before the match, thinking this was the season which wasn't reliant on the last match of the season and we were in the Premirship for another season. We were jubilant at half time and then to have the stuffing knocked out of you by full time !
 
Going in the car to Millwall late 70s.

Going on Birminghams end 75.
 
Going to Millwall, late 70s and got lost going there. Arrived outside the ground at about 3.15pm, 'Bollocks to finding the away support, just go in this nearest turnstile and get in the ground' Ran in the ground, right into the middle of the F Troop (pre TarquinDelouche obviously, they weren't that top!). Ooooops!
 



On Wembley semi-final day, stopped on way back to watch Grand National, only for it to be null and void.

Best, was in 1967 going away to watch the Blades at Blackpool. On coach I draw a rank outsider in the sweepstake, which was exactly the same as the one I'd got at home before setting off. Blades won 1-0 I think, effectively relegating them from Division One. My horse won too - name Foinavon!
 

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