Sean the Blade
Member
Do you live actually on John Street, Cherry Street, Shoreham Street or Bramall Lane, or on the far side of the world?
No
Do you go to every match, home and away, reserve matches, pre-season, academy, or not?
No
Do you make a special trip from foreign climes when you want to watch United?
Have done in the past
Do you possess lots of signed stuff, signed by actual players and staff, rather than signed by your mates?
Got a retro shirt signed by TC.
Do you have a big Blades tattoo?
Yes.
Have you ever named a pet after a player?
Yes/No Had a dog called Blade.
Have you ever named a child after a player?
No, But wanted to call son Keith Edward ………, but she was born a girl.
Do you own a pig, real or not named Lee/Chris Turner/Milan/Big Fat Ron/Sheridan/Waddle/Di Canio?
No
Have you Blades pictures on your walls?
Yes.
Have you got an aversion to all things blue and white striped?
Only blue and white striped Wednesday things.
Do you refuse to have any Puma-branded sportswear in your house?
Yes
Have you actually shot your pet puma in the face?
No, my dog, Blade, ate it.
Do you kick guide dogs because Blunkett is a pig?
No
Do you gob out of the window if you drive past the sty?
Funnily enough, I do!
Have you got a Blades flag up in your house or garden?
Yes
Have you offered insult to ex-pig players that you have casually met in the street?
No, but piggy Hirst used to kop for a boat load of abuse when he was pissed in my local. Would happily have abused him whilst he was sober, but by the time I used to get in for a couple of pints after work, he was already wasted. Had to be dragged off the c*nt once when tried chatting my bird up in the same pub.
Have you got a brick at Bramall Lane?
No
Have you got a lump of the old John Street stand, or an old South Stand wooden seat?
No, but I have got the penalty spot from in front of the Kop from the day we were promoted from Div 4 against Peterborough.
Have you ever kissed Dave Bassett?
No
Have you ever licked Bob Booker's car clean?
No
Do you use blue stripy things in your house only for cleaning up nasty spillages?
Yes
Do you have an overwhelming dsire to shout "piggayyyyy" at anyone you see in a pig shirt?
Yes. Once nearly got thrown off the tram when I asked a piggy conductor why the trams were running when there had been a points failure at Hillsborough
No
Do you go to every match, home and away, reserve matches, pre-season, academy, or not?
No
Do you make a special trip from foreign climes when you want to watch United?
Have done in the past
Do you possess lots of signed stuff, signed by actual players and staff, rather than signed by your mates?
Got a retro shirt signed by TC.
Do you have a big Blades tattoo?
Yes.
Have you ever named a pet after a player?
Yes/No Had a dog called Blade.
Have you ever named a child after a player?
No, But wanted to call son Keith Edward ………, but she was born a girl.
Do you own a pig, real or not named Lee/Chris Turner/Milan/Big Fat Ron/Sheridan/Waddle/Di Canio?
No
Have you Blades pictures on your walls?
Yes.
Have you got an aversion to all things blue and white striped?
Only blue and white striped Wednesday things.
Do you refuse to have any Puma-branded sportswear in your house?
Yes
Have you actually shot your pet puma in the face?
No, my dog, Blade, ate it.
Do you kick guide dogs because Blunkett is a pig?
No
Do you gob out of the window if you drive past the sty?
Funnily enough, I do!
Have you got a Blades flag up in your house or garden?
Yes
Have you offered insult to ex-pig players that you have casually met in the street?
No, but piggy Hirst used to kop for a boat load of abuse when he was pissed in my local. Would happily have abused him whilst he was sober, but by the time I used to get in for a couple of pints after work, he was already wasted. Had to be dragged off the c*nt once when tried chatting my bird up in the same pub.
Have you got a brick at Bramall Lane?
No
Have you got a lump of the old John Street stand, or an old South Stand wooden seat?
No, but I have got the penalty spot from in front of the Kop from the day we were promoted from Div 4 against Peterborough.
Have you ever kissed Dave Bassett?
No
Have you ever licked Bob Booker's car clean?
No
Do you use blue stripy things in your house only for cleaning up nasty spillages?
Yes
Do you have an overwhelming dsire to shout "piggayyyyy" at anyone you see in a pig shirt?
Yes. Once nearly got thrown off the tram when I asked a piggy conductor why the trams were running when there had been a points failure at Hillsborough
