Anyone Else Sat Near a Knobhead or Knobheads?

[shorehamview]

The fuckers who can't make it for kick off at three, but mysteriously can make it for kick off at half twelve. Every three o'clock kick off they turn up five minutes late, then go for a piss/pie/cigarette/pint/whatever five minutes before the end of the first half. Every. Fucking. Time. Twats.

 

[Sean Thornton]

People go for a drink prior to a match and the result is they need a piss whenever the urge takes them. When you get to a certain age the need becomes a must. I go when I must and yeah I get the tut-tuts and looks of disdain at having the inconvenience of needing to stand up to let me past and having a partially obscured view of the match for all of about three seconds. Terrible really, puts me on a par with ISIS terrorists and hurricane disasters I suppose.

At a certain age surely smelling of piss doesn't matter?

 

[snootyfenooty]

At a certain age surely smelling of piss doesn't matter?

Hey, I'm the world's oldest teenager me, super cool.

 

[itsinyerblood]

At a certain age surely smelling of piss doesn't matter?

Depends......if it's the stench of the guy you're sitting next too, well I suppose you give 'em a look, they return the favour, and you know all's well with the world.

 

[BushBlade]

People go for a drink prior to a match and the result is they need a piss whenever the urge takes them. When you get to a certain age the need becomes a must. I go when I must and yeah I get the tut-tuts and looks of disdain at having the inconvenience of needing to stand up to let me past and having a partially obscured view of the match for all of about three seconds. Terrible really, puts me on a par with ISIS terrorists and hurricane disasters I suppose.

And half the time the ones that tut and grunt because they've missed three seconds of the game have spent most of the first half chatting shit to their mates and fucking around with their phones.

 

[BushBlade]

The fuckers who can't make it for kick off at three, but mysteriously can make it for kick off at half twelve. Every three o'clock kick off they turn up five minutes late, then go for a piss/pie/cigarette/pint/whatever five minutes before the end of the first half. Every. Fucking. Time. Twats.

Yep, that's me. When I can even be bothered to turn up. But the way I see it, it's a football match, not the theatre.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Depends......if it's the stench of the guy you're sitting next too, well I suppose you give 'em a look, they return the favour, and you know all's well with the world.

Quite a few new regulars sat around us so early days but no one that old as yet.

Luckily "sort it out Wilder" ( previously "sort it out Adkins" "sort it out Clough) and his gang of strange looking teenagers have moved on.
All on club freebies as well.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

I don't mind people arriving late, but a bloke about 3 rows in front of us does this regularly, and then stands explaining to his mates, who are standing up to let him pass, why he's late. Heaven knows how many rows behind are all standing up by the time he's explained. And the basic explanation is clearly that he is incapable of arriving on time because he's a knobhead, and we all know that already.

 

[shorehamview]

Yep, that's me. When I can even be bothered to turn up. But the way I see it, it's a football match, not the theatre.

Perhaps some eccentric people like to miss the first five minutes of every match on purpose. Hmmmm.

 

[The Crab]

I'm not saying it's ok I'm explaining possible reason why, he is one of many thousands who do the same.

Former forum member brownie and yours truly envisioned that occasionally one of us would nip down early for ale, so we asked for seats next to steps which meant we were interfering with no one else's enjoyment

The way round this is to clearly give end of row seats to those who like to get a pint

Next time you see soft lad tell him to get back on 'ere.

 

[The Crab]

At a certain age surely smelling of piss doesn't matter?

Yes but................................

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

My neighbour is sound before his half time pint. Second half he babbles on about what formation we are playing and I have to listen to him randomly saying numbers between 1 and 5 for the next half hour. Had to tell him to shut up a couple of times. Nice lad though.

That you Mr Knill?

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

The bloke in front of Bert is also a bit strange. Against Derby he kept behaving strangely but yesterday he never said a single word apart from when there was a lull in play and he announced to nobody in particular that "We hate Wednesday"

sorry Bert but that's not strange.............









......unless you're saying he only said it once.

 

[BushBlade]

Perhaps some eccentric people like to miss the first five minutes of every match on purpose. Hmmmm.

No, I just always underestimate how long it's going to take. On a good day I'll just make it on time, on a bad day, I miss the kick off.
I wasn't aware I was kicking so much sand in so many vaginas, I assumed that during the past ten years (BC) there were other things to worry about.

 

[Bert]

sorry Bert but that's not strange.............









......unless you're saying he only said it once.

He just casually announced it, it wasn't a chant or anything.

 

[1973Blade]

Bolton away ten minutes into the game I needed to go for a piss (first time in years during a game I promise!) In the concourse there were fans drinking beer who were not even bothering to watch the game. Surely a pub in Sheffield is a better idea than paying £31 for a ticket and then not even watching the game!

 

[shorehamview]

No, I just always underestimate how long it's going to take. On a good day I'll just make it on time, on a bad day, I miss the kick off.
I wasn't aware I was kicking so much sand in so many vaginas, I assumed that during the past ten years (BC) there were other things to worry about.

The ones that do it on our row are all in their early 20s, and get to their seats roughly five minutes late at every three o'clock kickoff. If they've got dodgy bladders at their age they'll need incontinence pants or a piss bag when they are my age.

 

[S64 Blade]

Bolton away ten minutes into the game I needed to go for a piss (first time in years during a game I promise!) In the concourse there were fans drinking beer who were not even bothering to watch the game. Surely a pub in Sheffield is a better idea than paying £31 for a ticket and then not even watching the game!

Loads do this in the South Stand.

Admittedly I've done it myself during the Adkins years.

 

[fintious maximus]

A couple of rows in front of me on the family stand is a quality geezer who stands up and waves a £20 note at the ref if he makes a decision against us. Makes me laugh

 

[Barney]

I don't mind someone going for a piss before half time, it's the idiots who are in and out like fucking yo yo's that are the problem. We all had to stand up at least 3 times for one guy on Saturday. Them's the real twats. Everyone needs a piss, and fair enough that might not fall on half time, but start taking the mick and you can get fucked.

 

[Adiroy]

Maybe an idea to put these problems towards the club, they could introduce a commode section on gangway A on the kop?

 

[Bert]

Maybe an idea to put these problems towards the club, they could introduce a commode section on gangway A on the kop?

Better still a Knobhead section. They can all sit there and annoy each other.

 

[GreenyTheBlade]

We've got someone who I like to call "superb guy" I wouldn't call him knobhead but he doesn't half boil my piss...Every pass, every throwing, every corner is followed by "superb *insert name*" at one point on Saturday Freeman made a tackle to which he screamed at the top of his voice "SUPERB Carru....Bas...ermm....Freeman" I know...I'm a miserable sod

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Did anybody see the two old boys squaring up in the John Street concourse at full time? Looked like it was about to get messy! Must've been wrong side of 70 at least!

No. Strange. What was it about.?

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Bloke behind us thinks hes Jeff Stelling (looks more like Sam Leitch) ,spends all the game on his phone ,'Gillingham have scored' ,'Guisley have missed a pen' 'Lieutenant Zip died this morning' . Bore off.

I only do it to keep people informed.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

New guy behind me is a world authority on nothing of particular interest, but thinks anyone around him finds him interesting. Classics on Saturday included.
That lad Books needs a good dinner, never strong enough to make a footballer.
Their number ten ain't any good, surprised he is in the team ahead of Jerome as always rated him.

Punchline is... It was Cameroon himself up front. Number ten. Lol.

 

[TonyAgana]

No. Strange. What was it about.?

I don't even know but they were properly aggro - spittle and everything

 

[spongebobblade]

I've moved season ticket spots twice in the past two seasons due being sat in front of insufferable cunts.

First was a whiny old bastard whose most frequent phrase was "One of yer" whether the situation was appropriate or not.

Last season was worse. A fat old stupid gobby cunt with a fat cunts voice who would find any excuse to slate Billy Sharp and always referred to Scougall as "the dwaaaarf". He'd even angrily rebuke the team when we were 4-0 up for something or other.
Not to mention the hand signals. For half a season I tolerated his constant pointing, with his hand two inches from my face until I politely requested that he remove the offending digit from my line of vision, lest one of them gets inserted up his arse.
Only the risk of a stadium ban prevented me from emptying my Bovril over his fat diabetic head most weeks.

Unfortunately it's my lot in life that my greatest passion also requires me to be around large groups of people, which is rarely ever an enjoyable prospect.

There's a lot of virtue in keeping ones fucking mouth shut and not encroaching on the personal space of others. Sadly it's also a rare one in human society.

And he's still at it TD. Saturday was an absolute wankfest for him. If it wasn't for my Mrs and the fact there are a few kids around us I doubt I'd be able to keep my trap shut. Absolute cunt of the highest order. Supporter? He doesn't know the meaning of the word

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Maybe an idea to put these problems towards the club, they could introduce a commode section on gangway A on the kop?

Commodes may help, but it's the steam rising from their strides after they've sat down again that puts me off...

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Had some interesting ones over the years.

Back in the 70's a guy used to stand near me on the John Street terrace who had a pathological hatred of linesmen, and I mean every linesman who ever came to the Lane.

Within 5 minutes of every game kicking off he would invariably yell out, " Stick yer flag up yer arse linesman " and then repeat this ad nauseam throughout the remainder of the game. Funny, eh ?

Later on , when I moved to the South Stand, another daft twat with no appreciation of what was happening in front of him decided
that EVERY goal we conceded was Paddy Kenny's fault and, when the ball went in, would leap up, punch the air and scream " Fucking goalkeeper again !"

Yeah, right, you fucking idiot.

He'd be kept busy this season, Goalkeeper man.