Another song thread (with a twist)

[8lade]

A nod to the poster whose son replaced the word 'hallelujah' with 'Jagielka' in The Hallelujah Chorus.
The game is to replace a word or words in a song with one of our players or former players names (see above).
So as above a song, a player's name and the word(s) it replaces.
And here's my effort Luton Shelton replaces Eton Rifles in the song of the same name.
Apologies in advance, these become earworms.

 

[Colonelblinkey]

Will always be "eat two trifles" to me

 

[DifferentClass]

Will always be "eat two trifles" to me

Can I sue Paul Weller for making me a fat fuck?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Can I sue Paul Weller for making me a fat fuck?

Try Tetleys and Chubbys first?

 

[Brian Deane]

Lip up Billy ...... ahhh
Lip up Billy, ah lip up Billy, for the reggae
Lip up Billy, ah lip up Billy, for the reggae
Listen to the music, shuffle up your feet,
Score the goal
Listen to the music of the fatty beat….......UTB

 

[8lade]

Post a thread about fun and creativity, slowly disappears without a trace.
Give people something to fight about (Coronavirus thread) 15 pages in 2 minutes!

 

[itsinyerblood]

Can I sue Paul Weller for making me a fat fuck?

Get behind me, lightweight!!!

 

[1973Blade]

I mentioned recently, 'Rule Chris Wilder' instead of Rule Britannia '.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Andy Walker On By

Ruby, Dont Take Your Love To Towner

Howard of the County

Harper Valley PTA


Claude Davis Eyes


Parsley Gage Rosemary and Thyme


( l know these are shite but the desperation in the OP’s post made me think l should make at least minimal effort.

 

[8lade]

That's not deperate! Desperate was when my missus left me (no big deal) but was getting shagged by all and sundry and I wasn't getting any. How bad did it get? Well let's put it this way, I actually came to my senses and ghosted this one big fat daft cow before I did the deed. I don't mind ugly and I don't mind stupid, I'm a bit touchy about 'unwilling to make any effort on appearance' but all 3 in this surprise package was just too much.

 

[Nickydblade]

The Kinks - Dedicated Follower of Basham

Fairground Attraction - John Fleck. It just works...

 

[8lade]

This guy gets it!