Allegedly

[Maurice Maurice]

This is turning into a great thread........allegedly.

UTBFTP

 

[Shawy24]

Allegedly he had ALL the players in the dressing room to emphasise what was expected of them all.

Did anyone see the subs out on the pitch at half time to prove this allegation is untrue?

I commented on this at half time. My conspiracy theory then was that the subs had been asked by the team to form a renegade snatch squad and Selles was already trussed up in the boot of a car which would be later found burnt out on the Snake Pass.

More likely explanations which came to mind were that we’d gone all modern and subs were warming up on spinning bikes in the gym or that Selles was telling the whole squad that his job was on the line and if they wanted him to lose it they were going the right way about it.

If the latter was the case, the fact that there was no response to this in terms of effort until Cannon was removed should tell Selles a thing or two. Like pick a sensible side you dense twat and you might get some response. Allegedly.

 

[HVR]

It's troubling if true. Hopefully, Clive Betts can hurry up the Independent Football Regulator bill through Parliament and once they find out about Selles' poor half time talks, they can send in a Motivational Speaker to gee up the lads. They must surely recognise we need to be playing better with this squad.

 

[S64 Blade]

I’ve done a video, on the internet, pleading to Prince Edward to get involved. I know he’s got nothing to do with the club or football, but I just like being melodramatic.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I’ve done a video, on the internet, pleading to Prince Edward to get involved. I know he’s got nothing to do with the club or football, but I just like being melodramatic.

After a highly successful military career, he revolutionized the world of theatre production. With that kind of steel, who better to handle our drama?

Failing that, Vladimir Putin may be able to find us a window in his busy schedule...

 

[Wards]

Spoke to one of the players this morning, said this is bullshit.

Not allegedly either.

 

[Shawy24]

Spoke to one of the players this morning, said this is bullshit.

Not allegedly either.

Did he tell you whether he understood whatever motivational speech was made?

 

[Nick Jansky]

Spoke to one of the players this morning, said this is bullshit.

Not allegedly either.

You didn’t need to speak to a player to know it was bullshit. You just needed to look at who the OP was.

 

[cahill]

I appreciate I’m stereotyping but managers from either Spain or Portugal in English football seem over serious and lacking a lightness of mood, eg Arteta, Silva, Amorim, Selles. The linear opposite of Wilder and Warnock. Cultural or language issues.

 

[Gin&Juice]

Spoke to one of the players this morning, said this is bullshit.

Not allegedly either.

Yeah. But are they still relishing playing under Ruben? What are their thoughts on his high press? Please answer.

 

[Loco Blade]

Apparently he joined the ale line on the south only to wait 20 mins without being served and missed the team talk . United … sign some quality bar staff before the window shuts !!

 

[ryza]

Allegedly he burned down an orphanage at half time. Not 100% sure if true but what kind of manager does this?

Absolutely disgusting if true

 

[Bladesman]

Spoke to one of the players this morning, said this is bullshit.

Not allegedly either.

But what happened to the pigeons? we never got an answer about them.

 

[loyalblade95]

The subs definitely weren't on the pitch at half time but that doesn't tell us what was said in the changing room. Did seem a bot strange though

Most of the subs came out a few minutes before 2nd half to do a quick warmup before 1st team came back out.

Think it was only McCallum and Brooks who weren't warming up with the rest of the subs.

 

[Tom Bott]

But what happened to the pigeons? we never got an answer about them.

Been given a brown envelope full of corn, on the promise they never return.
Tax man says this constitutes bartering and VAT needs to be levied on the deal.
Pigeons not happy about losing 20% of their corn.


Allegedly.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Been given a brown envelope full of corn, on the promise they never return.
Tax man says this constitutes bartering and VAT needs to be levied on the deal.
Pigeons not happy about losing 20% of their corn.


Allegedly.

Was a seagull perched on top of Bramall Lane stand at one point on Saturday but it didn't seem to help

 

[Flumps]

I do like how we can simultaneously complain there's fuck all information or public interviews from the club but similarly come up with rumours of internal turmoil.

Working yourselves in to a frenzy speculating about anything and everything. There's piss all you can do about this one, save your mental health, let the club crack on. All you can do is turn up and watch.

 

[djbaldken]

Does Spain still have a King?

Yes.
He has a holiday home just over a mile away from my house. I'd nip down and have a word but the Spanish Prime minister is staying in it at the moment. And he's about as popular as Keir is !

 

[KMC-1889]

Was a seagull perched on top of Bramall Lane stand at one point on Saturday but it didn't seem to help

Cwissy wouldn’t have accepted these forriners coming to the lane and ruining our culture.

 

[originaltrueblade]

But got a better performance out of them in the second half. Impressive after saying nothing.
What a truly odd lie to make up and then judge him over? They’re a special breed, some of our fans.


Is this you fella?

From 75th minute before that nothing says it all that players upped their game without any super Selles talk

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Was a seagull perched on top of Bramall Lane stand at one point on Saturday but it didn't seem to help

Hence the boos at the end of the game. Could have at least shat on the Swansea fans. Part timer.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

From 75th minute before that nothing says it all that players upped their game without any super Selles talk

So by your own post we played better after his apparent silence at halftime, which he also decided to call the subs in for.
You’ve had a shocker here mate. I’d just take the L.

 

[originaltrueblade]

So by your own post we played better after his apparent silence at halftime, which he also decided to call the subs in for.
You’ve had a shocker here mate. I’d just take the L.

Rubbish if that was the case they would have started playing better directly after half time but instead we were even more woeful until after 75 minutes when a combination of Millwall sitting back and our players decided to have a go.

Lose against Boro and he will be gone

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Rubbish if that was the case they would have started playing better directly after half time but instead we were even more woeful until after 75 minutes when a combination of Millwall sitting back and our players decided to have a go.

Lose against Boro and he will be gone

I’ve no idea how long they’ll wait. Personally I think it should be until at least Watford and I hope it is.
None of that has anything to do with you making up stuff or believing absolute bullshit someone else made up about what happened at halftime.
Your take on it and what he should be doing is horrendous.

 

[LBA_Blade]

1) We are basing this on a rumour that no one can actually confirm
2) If that's how he does things, does it matter? Warnock used to scream and shout and it still didn't get performances all the time. That is where the captain and leaders of the team should be standing up and earning their wages.

 

[54yrblade]

Another toxic, sh*t the bed thread.

Desperate stuff

 

[originaltrueblade]

I’ve no idea how long they’ll wait. Personally I think it should be until at least Watford and I hope it is.
None of that has anything to do with you making up stuff or believing absolute bullshit someone else made up about what happened at halftime.
Your take on it and what he should be doing is horrendous.

The word is allegedly

 

[KMC-1889]

Footage has been leaked of Selles’ half time team talk.

 

[Sean Thornton]

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Fuck that it's Prince Andrew we need!