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I’ve never seen a striker look so surprised and utterly confused about what to do when a ball falls free to him in the box. You’d think he’d never seen a football before.It isn't even the fact that he can't win the ball when we do "launch it to him"
He can't/won't run, his closing down is fucking embarrassing, he ambles back, jogging behind opposition player, he never looks like he is going to score, mis-controls the ball all the time, and he can't hold the ball up even when he does have it in to his feet.
What CAN he actually do well? And please don't say "we look better defensively when he plays". He's supposed to be a forward!
He epitomises our season. He's slow, weak, totally ineffectual, and tries to convince everyone that he's trying really hard when he's just in first gear.
I absolutely HATE watching the prat. We aren't good enough to carry him and he offers nothing but an ability to change our style from a passing game to going long and giving the ball straight back to the opposition.
It genuinely baffles me!
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