All the hype over getting new signings.

[United Aren't Back.]

I will give you a Finnieston,and raise you a Peter Dornan,the next George Best,he was even homesick like Genius George

Steve McKee too.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Get Hammond they (we) said. Morsey, Holmes and now Lenihan and Leonard. Personally i hadn't heard too much about these lads but the Hammond experience shows how not to get caught up in all the hype.
I felt much the same about the return of James Beattie and even thought Sammon would be a good signing so in future i think it's best to see the horse run before backing it.

That doesn't work either. I watched them horse run in the penny arcade at Skeggy once. I watched em for ages before placing my bet. It was nearly always the red or blue horse that won. Maybe once every twelve times the green horse won. And even less often, the yellow.

So, I thought I'd be smart. I bet on both the red and blue horse and eagerly awaited my winnings.

The fucking white horse came in at 12/1 and I lost everything!

Football's a bit like that sometimes!

 

[Jon Bon II]

Strangest think I ever took in was who has the biggest schlong and do they brag in the communal bath.

That's easy. Dennis Longhorn.